Alsgalpal Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 CDC Alert The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Esp. the last two statements! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER) .... I like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I've been suffering from this for most of my adult life, no one has been able to properly diagnose it however so, thanks for the info! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I would avoid Weary Overload Recreational Killer, but I need the Monetary Outcome Necessary Employment Yields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 11 2009, 03:47 PM) I would avoid Weary Overload Recreational Killer, but I need the Monetary Outcome Necessary Employment Yields. Sayin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 12 2009, 05:52 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 11 2009, 03:47 PM) I would avoid Weary Overload Recreational Killer, but I need the Monetary Outcome Necessary Employment Yields. Sayin'... Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 11 2009, 03:47 PM) I would avoid Weary Overload Recreational Killer, but I need the Monetary Outcome Necessary Employment Yields. Well put, Galactic Ocular Overdrive Basketcase Specimen (im sorry i suck at acronyms ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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