GeddyRulz Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVA3TS5DTgk&NR=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALifeson85 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 "Surely you can't be SERIOUS..." "I AM serious. And don't call me Shirley." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilCastro Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 QUOTE (ALifeson85 @ Dec 31 2008, 11:33 AM) "Surely you can't be SERIOUS..." "I AM serious. And don't call me Shirley." What's your Vector, Victor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Dec 31 2008, 11:38 AM) QUOTE (ALifeson85 @ Dec 31 2008, 11:33 AM) "Surely you can't be SERIOUS..." "I AM serious. And don't call me Shirley." What's your Vector, Victor? "We have clearance, Clarence." "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Airplane! is the funniest movie ever...period end of discussion. http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t246/ILsnwdog/justkidding.jpg Just Kidding. Mooowwhhaahaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xHPU6NulM Oh stewardess. I speak jive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lamneth08 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 The scene when the wife is in bed with the horse just slays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 First time I ever saw it (I was in middle school), I completely lost it when the stewardess sang the uplifting song to Jill Whelan and knocked out her life support. The stewardess is completely oblivious to the near-tragedy, the mother keeps digging the tune, and poor Jill is flailing about. I'd remember the scene hours later and start cracking up all over again. http://www.airodyssey.net/graph/airplane-guitarlarge.jpg BTW, I have a reason for starting yet another Airplane! thread. I had just sent a co-worker an e-mail, saying (for no other reason than it's a line in Airplane! and I'm a smartass), "Good luck. We're all counting on you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowtothesky Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I love Leslie Nelson. I bought the videos of the old TV show 'Police Squad' on ebay years ago and pull it out every now and then for good laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Dec 31 2008, 01:14 PM) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xHPU6NulM Oh stewardess. I speak jive. And the witness scene from the sequel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfzHjoRBbVA&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 QUOTE (Mara @ Dec 31 2008, 07:56 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Dec 31 2008, 01:14 PM) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xHPU6NulM Oh stewardess. I speak jive. And the witness scene from the sequel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfzHjoRBbVA&feature=related "Ain't no thang!" "Dig it... bro was on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p57/ciszowski_matt/best_thread_ever.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Sphinc-Tor Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I picked a lousy time to quick smoking. I picked a lousy time to quit drinking. I picked a lousy time to quit sniffing glue. Woooo-Hoooo!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Dec 31 2008, 10:11 AM) Airplane! is the funniest movie ever...period end of discussion. http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t246/ILsnwdog/justkidding.jpg Just Kidding. Mooowwhhaahaaa! What have you got on Elaine Dickinson? Well I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with. Mayday! Mayday! What the heck is that? Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres... What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 QUOTE (Prince Sphinc-Tor @ Dec 31 2008, 06:46 PM) I picked a lousy time to quick smoking. I picked a lousy time to quit drinking. I picked a lousy time to quit sniffing glue. Woooo-Hoooo!!!! I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 QUOTE (Prince Sphinc-Tor @ Dec 31 2008, 09:46 PM) I picked a lousy time to quick smoking. I picked a lousy time to quit drinking. I picked a lousy time to quit sniffing glue. Woooo-Hoooo!!!! It's "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syrinxpriest 2112 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading... Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I'd like you to have this flower from The Church of Religious Consciousness. Would you care to make a donation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 "What was it we had for dinner tonight?" "Well, we had a choice of steak or fish." "Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna." "Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?" "No." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 "Jim never vomits at home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked? In the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question, skip it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 2 2009, 10:39 AM) "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked? In the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question, skip it." That's my favorite line in the whole movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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