Yoda Does RUSH

[Del_Duio]

Okay, I saw this thing on another website but I thought it might be fun to try here. First, you'll need access to some RUSH lyrics, and this Yodaspeak translation page:

 

http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

 

I figured why not try it with an epic so here we go!

 

2112

 

I. Overture

 

And the meek shall inherit the earth. Hmmmmmm.

 

 

II. Temples of Syrinx

 

Taken care of everything, have we.

You hear the songs you sing the words.

To your eyes the pictures that give pleasure. Yeesssssss.

 

One for all and all for one, is it.

We work together common sons. Hmmmmmm.

To wonder how or why never need.

 

The priests, we are, of syrinx of the temples.

Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.

The priests, we are, of syrinx of the temples.

Held within our walls, all the gifts of life are.

 

This world we made look around.

Our stock in trade equality. Yeesssssss.

Of man come and join the brotherhood. Yeesssssss.

Oh what a nice contented world.

Let the banners be unfurled.

Hold the red star proudly high in hand. Yeesssssss.

 

The priests, are we, of syrinx of the temples. Herh herh herh.

Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.

The priests, are we, of syrinx of the temples. Herh herh herh.

Held within our walls, all the gifts of life are.

 

 

III. Discovery

 

This strange device be, what can, hmm?

When it, I touch it, it gives forth a sound.

Got wires that vibrate and give music, it is.

This thing be that I found, what can, hmm?

 

Like a sad heart see how it sings.

And joyously screams out its pain.

Like a mountain sounds that build high.

Or like rain notes that fall gently. Hmmmmmm.

 

I, wait to share this new wonder, cannot. Herh herh herh.

All see its light, the people will.

Their own music let them all make.

This night the priests praise my name on.

 

 

 

IV. Presentation

 

I know, most unusual, is it.

Before you so, to come.

But found an ancient miracle, I have.

Know, I thought that you should.

 

To my music listen.

And hear what, do, can it.

Something here as strong as life, there is.

I know that, reach you, will it.

 

Yes, we know, nothing new, is it.

Just a waste of time, is it.

No need for ancient ways, we have.

Doing fine, the world is. Herh herh herh.

 

Help destroy, another toy will.

Of man the elder race.

Your silly whim forget about.

It fits not the plan.

 

Believe you are saying I cannot.

These things just, be true, cannot.

Use this beauty, our world could.

Just think what we might do.

 

To my music listen.

And hear what, do, can it.

Something here as strong as life, there is.

Reach you, I know that it will.

 

Annoy us further, do not.

Our work to do, have we.

Just think about the average.

They for you, what use have, hmm?

 

Help destroy, another toy will.

Of man the elder race.

Your silly whim forget about.

Fits not it the plan. Yes, hmmm.

 

 

V. Oracle: The Dream

 

I wandered home though the silent streets.

And fell into a fitful sleep.

To realms beyond the night escape.

You show me the light dream cannot, hmm?

 

I stand atop a spiral stair.

Me there an oracle confronts.

Me on light years away he leads.

Through astral nights, galactic days.

 

Of gifted hands I see the works.

This strange and wondrous land that grace.

Of man arise I see the hand.

With hungry mind and open eyes.

 

They left the planet long ago.

The elder race still learn and grow.

With purpose strong their power grows.

To claim the home where they belong.

Home, to tear the temples down...

Home, to change.. Yes, hmmm.

 

 

VI. Soliloquy

 

Still in my eyes, the sleep is.

Still in my head, the dream is.

I heave a sigh and sadly smile.

And lie a while in bed.

To pass, I wish that it might come.

Like all my dreams not fade.

 

Of what my life might be just think.

In a world like, seen, have I.

I think not I can carry on.

This cold and empty life carry on.

Oh...Noo.

 

Low in the depths of despair, my spirits are.

My lifeblood spills over.. Herh herh herh.

 

 

VII. The Grand Finale

 

Of the solar federation attention all planets.

Of the solar federation attention all planets.

Of the solar federation attention all planets.

Assumed control, we have.

Assumed control, we have.

Assumed control, have we.

 

 

---

 

Oh man, maybe I should've started with a short one.

 

 

 

 

[Alex]

.......... Awesome!

[English Muffin]

I. Prelude.

When young, our weary world was.

Of the ancients first began the struggle.

Of love and reason the gods.

To rule the fate of man sought alone.

 

They battled through the ages.

But yield, still neither force would.

Divided, the people were.

Every soul a battlefield...

 

Ii. Of wisdom apollo bringer.

'i bring truth and understanding.

I bring wit and wisdom fair.

Precious gifts beyond compare.

Build a world of wonder, we can.

Make you all aware', can I.

 

Find you food and shelter, 'i will.

To keep you warm show you fire.

Through the endless winter storm.

Live in grace and comfort, you can.

You transform in the world that.' .

 

Delighted, the people were.

To claim their prize coming forth.

To build their cities they ran.

And converse among the wise.

 

But one day the streets fell silent.

Yet they knew what was wrong not.

To build these fine things the urge.

To be so strong seemed not.

 

Consulted, the wise men were.

And crossed, the bridge of death was.

Of dionysus in quest.

To find out what, lost, had they...

 

Iii. Of love dionysus bringer.

To give you solace 'i bring love.

Of the night in the darkness.

In the heart's eternal light.

You need only trust your feelings;

Steer you right', only love can.

 

'i bring laughter, music, I bring music.

I bring joy and I bring tears.

Soothe your primal fears, I will.

Of reason throw off those chains.

And your prison disappears'.

 

Abandoned, the cities were.

And the forests echoed song.

As brothers they danced and lived;

They knew love could be wrong not.

 

Food and wine, aplenty, had they.

And they slept beneath the stars.

Contented, the people were.

And the gods watched from afar.

 

But the winter fell upon them.

And it caught them unprepared.

Bringing wolves and cold starvation.

And of men despaired the hearts...

 

Iv. Of heart and mind armageddon the battle.

The universe divided.

As the heart and mind collided.

With the people left unguided.

For so many troubled years.

Of doubts and fears in a cloud.

Torn asunder, their world was.

Into hollow hemispheres.

 

Some fought themselves, some fought each other.

Most just followed one another.

Like their brothers lost and aimless.

For so unclear, their hearts were.

And appear the truth could not.

Divided, their spirits were.

Into blinded hemispheres.

 

Fight some who did not.

To light brought tales of old.

My 'rocinante' sailed by night.

Her final flight on.

To the heart of cygnus' fearsome force.

Our course we set.

Spiralled through that timeless space.

To this immortal place.

 

V. Of balance cygnus bringer.

Memory and awareness, have I.

But no shape or form, I have.

As disembodied spirit.

Dead and yet unborn, am I.

 

Passed into olympus, I have.

As of old was told in tales.

To the city of immortals.

Marble white and purest gold.

 

I see the gods in battle rage on high.

Thunderbolts across the sky.

Move, I cannot move, hide, I cannot hide.

I feel a silent scream begin inside.

 

Then all at once the chaos ceased.

Stillness fell, sudden peace.

My silent cry the warriors felt.

And their struggle stayed, mystified.

 

Atonished, apollo was.

Me mad dionysus thought.

But my story further they heard.

And they wondered, and were sad.

 

Looking down from olympus.

Of doubt and fear on a world.

Its surface splintered.

Into sorry hemispheres.

 

They sat a while in silence.

Then to me they turned at last.

Call you cygnus, we ' will,

Of balance you shall be' the god.

 

Vi. Of dream the sphere a kind.

Walk our road together, we can.

If all the same, our goals are.

Run alone and free, we can.

If we pursue a different aim.

 

Of love be lighted let the truth.

Of truth shine clear let the love.

Sensibility.

With sense and liberty armed.

With the heart and mind united.

In a single perfect sphere. Yeesssssss.

[gypsy_owl]

 

Genius. Pure Genius.

[yaoi_myantidrug]

"I think, going bald, am I"

 

I looked in the mirror today.

My eyes just did seem so bright not.

Lost a few more hairs, I have.

I think, going bald, am I.

 

Going bald, I think I am.

 

Like only yesterday seems.

Sit and talk of dreams all night, we would.

Of youth dreams.

And simple truths.

Now, so involved, are we.

So with life involved.

 

Walk down vanity fair.

Memory lane everywhere.

Wall street shuffles there.

Dressed in flowing hair.

 

Once we loved the flowers.

Of the land now we ask the price.

Take water, once we would.

But now it wine must be.

Been, we now have.

And now, seen, have we.

Of mind what price peace.

 

Take a piece of my mind.

 

Slipping away, my life is.

Aging every day, I am.

But even when I am grey.

Still be grey my way, I will. Yeesssssss.

[gotbass1228]

Underage girls, like I. Yeesssssss.

 

its fun to make yado say things! hahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[yaoi_myantidrug]

QUOTE (gotbass1228 @ Aug 10 2008, 07:13 PM)

Underage girls, like I. Yeesssssss. its fun to make yado say things! hahaha

I think you mean yoda

[PanaceaFish]

 

Yoda singing Rush...I can hear it now!!!

[Del_Duio]

I wonder if you type Dog Years into that thing it'll make it good?

No, the Yoda translator is genius, Yeeeesssssss.., but not magic.

[TwoOneOneTwo]

This is great!

 

If we did it with Yes lyrics, they'd actually start to make sense.

[PanaceaFish]

QUOTE (Imperatrix @ Aug 13 2008, 10:31 PM)

This is great! If we did it with Yes lyrics, they'd actually start to make sense.

 

How right you are, Tas!!

[TwoOneOneTwo]

QUOTE (PanaceaFish @ Aug 13 2008, 07:47 PM)

QUOTE (Imperatrix @ Aug 13 2008, 10:31 PM) This is great! If we did it with Yes lyrics, they'd actually start to make sense.    How right you are, Tas!!   Don't just rearrange your liver, Jon...partner up with Yoda!

[lya2112yyz]

Unstable condition.

Of life a symptom.

In mental and environmental change.

Atmospheric disturbance.

The feverish flux.

Of human interface and interchange.

 

Pure, the impulse is.

Our circuits get shorted sometimes.

By external interference.

Signals get crossed.

And the balance distorted.

By internal incoherence.

 

Tired mind become a shape-shifter.

Everybody need a mood lifter.

Everybody need reverse polarity.

Everybody got mixed feelings.

About the function and the form.

To deviate from the norm everybody got.

 

Of perception an ounce.

Of obscure a pound.

Process information at half speed.

Pause, rewind, replay.

Warm memory chip.

Random sample, you need hold the one.

 

Leave out the fiction.

The fact is, this friction.

Only be worn by persistence, will.

Leave out conditions.

Courageous convictions.

Drag the dream into existence, will.

 

Tired mind become a shape-shifter.

Everybody need a soft filter.

Everybody need reverse polarity.

Everybody got mixed feelings.

About the function and the form.

To elevate from the norm everybody got... Yeesssssss.

 

 

Oh god.... FUNNNYYY!

[Del_Duio]

QUOTE (lya2112yyz @ Aug 28 2008, 09:28 AM)

Unstable condition. Of life a symptom. In mental and environmental change. Atmospheric disturbance. The feverish flux. Of human interface and interchange. Pure, the impulse is. Our circuits get shorted sometimes. By external interference. Signals get crossed. And the balance distorted. By internal incoherence. Tired mind become a shape-shifter. Everybody need a mood lifter. Everybody need reverse polarity. Everybody got mixed feelings. About the function and the form. To deviate from the norm everybody got. Of perception an ounce. Of obscure a pound. Process information at half speed. Pause, rewind, replay. Warm memory chip. Random sample, you need hold the one. Leave out the fiction. The fact is, this friction. Only be worn by persistence, will. Leave out conditions. Courageous convictions. Drag the dream into existence, will. Tired mind become a shape-shifter. Everybody need a soft filter. Everybody need reverse polarity. Everybody got mixed feelings. About the function and the form. To elevate from the norm everybody got... Yeesssssss. Oh god.... FUNNNYYY!

Oh my God, I can play Vital Signs on bass but for whatever reason the normal lyrics always give me trouble. Imagine trying to sing the Yodafied version of it.

[lya2112yyz]

Totallyyy

[drewb93]

Unrest in the forest, there is.

Trouble with the trees, there is.

For the maples want more sunlight.

And their pleas the oaks ignore.

 

With the maples the trouble.

(and, quite convinced they are right), are they.

Just too lofty, they say the oaks are.

And they grab up all the light.

But help their feelings, the oaks cannot.

If they like the way, made, are they.

And they wonder why the maples.

Be happy in their shade, cannot.

 

Trouble in the forest, there is.

And fled, the creatures all have.

As the maples scream 'oppression!' .

And their heads the oaks just shake.

 

So the maples formed a union.

And demanded equal rights.

Just too greedy, 'the oaks are.

Make them give us light', we will.

No more oak oppression, there now is.

For they passed a noble law.

And all kept equal, the trees are.

By hatchet, axe and saw.

[Modest Man From Mandrake]

Modest Man From Mandrake to the city travelled rich

[gypsy_owl]

"Cygnus x-1, book ii: Hemispheres"

 

[i. Prelude].

 

When young, our weary world was.

Of the ancients first began the struggle.

Of love and reason the gods.

To rule the fate of man sought alone.

 

They battled through the ages.

But yield, still neither force would.

Divided, the people were.

Every soul a battlefield.

 

[ii. Apollo / dionysus].

 

[apollo: Of wisdom] bringer.

'i bring truth and understanding.

I bring wit and wisdom fair.

Precious gifts beyond compare.

Build a world of wonder, we can.

Make you all aware, I can.

Find you food and shelter, I will.

To keep you warm show you fire.

Through the endless winter storm.

Live in grace and comfort, you can.

You transform' in the world that.

 

Delighted, the people were.

To claim their prize coming forth.

To build their cities they ran.

And converse among the wise.

But one day the streets fell silent.

Yet they knew what was wrong not.

To build these fine things the urge.

To be so strong seemed not.

Consulted, the wise men were.

And crossed, the bridge of death was.

Of dionysus in quest.

To find out what, lost, had they.

 

[dionysus: Of love] bringer.

To give you solace 'i bring love.

Of the night in the darkness.

In the heart's eternal light.

You need only trust your feelings.

Steer you right, only love can.

Laughter, I bring laughter, music, I bring music.

I bring joy and I bring tears.

Soothe your primal fears, will I.

Of reason throw off those chains.

And your prison disappears'.

 

Abandoned, the cities were.

And the forests echoed song.

As brothers they danced and lived.

Be wrong they knew love could not.

Food and wine, aplenty, had they.

And they slept beneath the stars.

Contented, the people were.

And the gods watched from afar.

But the winter fell upon them.

And it caught them unprepared.

Bringing wolves and cold starvation.

And of men despaired the hearts.

 

[iii. Armageddon: Of heart and mind] the battle.

 

The universe divided.

As the heart and mind collided.

With the people left unguided.

For so many troubled years.

Of doubts and fears in a cloud.

Torn asunder into hollow, their world was.

Hemispheres.

 

Some fought themselves, some fought each other.

Most just followed one another.

Like their brothers lost and aimless.

For so unclear, their hearts were.

And appear the truth could not.

Divided into blinded, their spirits were.

Hemispheres.

 

Fight some who did not.

To light brought tales of old.

'my rocinante sailed by night.

Her final flight' on.

To the heart of cygnus' fearsome force.

Our course we set.

Spiralled through that timeless space.

To this immortal place.

 

[iv. Cygnus: Of balance] bringer.

 

Memory and awareness, have I.

But no shape or form, have I.

As disembodied spirit.

Dead and yet unborn, I am.

Passed into olympus, I have.

As of old was told in tales.

To the city of immortals.

Marble white and purest gold...

 

I see the gods in battle rage on high...

Thunderbolts across the sky...

Move, I cannot move, hide, I cannot hide...

I feel a silent scream begin inside...

 

Then all at once the chaos ceased.

Stillness fell, sudden peace.

My silent cry the warriors felt.

And their struggle stayed, mystified.

 

Atonished, apollo was.

Me mad dionysus thought.

But my story further they heard.

And they wondered, and were sad.

 

Looking down from olympus.

Of doubt and fear on a world.

Its surface splintered.

Into sorry hemispheres.

 

They sat a while in silence.

Then to me they turned at last.

', call you cygnus, will we.

Of balance you shall be' the god.

 

[v. The sphere: Of dream] a kind.

 

Walk our road together, we can.

If all the same, our goals are.

Run alone and free, we can.

If we pursue a different aim.

Of love be lighted let the truth.

Of truth shine clear let the love.

Sensibility.

With sense and liberty armed.

With the heart and mind united in a single.

Perfect.

Sphere. Yeesssssss.

[yaoi_myantidrug]

To kings a farewell.

 

When of history they turn the pages.

When passed long ago, these days have.

They read of us with sadness, will.

For the seeds that we let grow, hmm?

Our gaze we turned.

From the castles in the distance.

Eyes cast down.

Of least resistance on the path.

 

Of hatred cities full, fear and lies.

Withered hearts and cruel, tormented eyes.

Scheming demons dressed in kingly guise.

Beating down the multitude and.

Scoffing at the wise.

 

Slandering, the hypocrites are.

Of truth the sacred halls.

Ancient nobles showering.

Their bitterness on youth.

We find the minds that made us strong, cannot, hmm?

We learn to feel what is right, cannot.

And wrong, what is, hmm?

Wrong, what is, hmm?

 

Of hatred cities full, fear and lies.

Withered hearts and cruel, tormented eyes.

Scheming demons dressed in kingly guise.

Beating down the multitude and.

Scoffing at the wise.

We raise our eyes and make a start, cannot, hmm?

We find the minds to lead us cannot.

To the heart closer, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

[ProfGumby]

A few things I typed in produced the answer -

 

"Help you need, yes."

 

But I did type in thelyrics to Mal Nar -

"Instrumental, to this song no lyrics. Yeesssssss."

Edited January 1, 2009 by ProfGumby

[ProfGumby]

I looked in the mirror today.

Seem so bright my eyes just did not.

Lost a few more hairs, have I.

I think, going bald, am I.

 

I think, going bald, am I.

 

Like only yesterday seems.

Sit and talk of dreams all night, we would.

Of youth dreams.

And simple truths.

Now, so involved, are we.

So with life involved.

 

Walk down vanity fair.

Memory lane everywhere.

Wall street shuffles there.

Dressed in flowing hair.

 

Once we loved the flowers.

Of the land now we ask the price.

Take water, once we would.

But wine must now it be.

Now, been, have we.

And seen, we now have.

Of mind what price peace.

 

Take a piece of my mind.

 

Slipping away, my life is.

Aging every day, am I.

But even when I am grey.

Still be grey my way, I will. Hmmmmmm.

 

 

[ProfGumby]

All right! Zee wango, it is, zee tango.

1-2-3-4.

Come on boys.

To wango time.

 

To rock my baby she like.

To roll my baby she like.

Dance all night, my baby she can.

My baby got no control.

The wango tango, she do.

 

Scream and shout, my baby she can.

My baby, move it out, can she.

My baby, take a chance, can she.

My baby got a brand new dance.

 

Wango tango.

Wango tango.

Wango tango, it is.

Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..) .

Baby!

 

To rock my baby like.

To roll my baby like.

To dance all night my baby like.

No control, she got.

She do...

 

Wango tango.

Wango tango.

Wango tango.

Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..) .

 

Yeahhhhhhhhhh!

Baby! Baby! Baby! The way you look baby, ooooh I like.

You look like, made for me honey, you are.

If take a little chance, want you to.

Going to show you a new dance, I am.

With you honey baby I gotta wango down one time.

It, I like it, it, I like it, it, I like it, it, I like it, it, I like it.

Well, brand new dance, it is.

Yeah been sweepin' the nation.

I said a brand new dance.

Rock 'n' roll sensation.

Yeah, it baby, like I, every night, I do it.

To do it 'cos I like it so much, I got.

Oh honey believe it baby.

Crazed gyration of the rock generation, you see it is.

My motivation to avoid the nauseation, is it, frustration.

When I need some lubrication - baby!

Kinda like, like this goes kinda.

Take her right ankle out you.

Take her left ankle out you.

Her belly propped down, you get.

Her butt propped up, you get.

Yeah lookin' good now baby.

I think, in the right position now baby, you are.

Yeah but if you ain't quite ready, make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos, will I.

Going to get a little talcum, am I.

Going to borrow it from malcolm, am I.

Yeah you look so good baby, startin to drool all over myself, am I.

The droolin', I got, droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate.

Slimy legs, I got, slimy legs, slimy legs.

Got slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy, heh heh heh.

You look so good baby yeah, it, I like it, it, I like it, it, I like it.

You know what I been talkin' about honey.

Nice dance, it is, we gotta a nice dance goin' here.

You gotta do now what, tell you what you gotta do, I will.

To pretend your face is a maserati, you got.

Maserati, it is.

Maserati, it is.

Gettin' hotty, it is.

Maserati, is it, maserati, maserati.

Fast one too man, is it, that thing's turbocharged.

Like a little fuel injection honey you feel, hmm?

Tell you about it, I will, tell you about it, I will.

Check out the hood scoop, I will.

I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff.

I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,

Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh.

Been drivin' all night long, you have.

Time to put the old maserati away, it is.

So for a garage you look, you see a garage you think.

Wait a minute, hey!, one up ahead, there is.

And open the damn thing is.

Hello! Get in there!

 

My baby alive is, hmm? My baby alive (is, hmm?) .

My baby alive is, hmm? My baby alive (is, hmm?) .

My baby alive is, hmm?

To death she wango'd.

 

Wango tango (wango tango).

Wango tango (wango tango).

Wango tango (wango tango).

Wango tango (wango tango).

Wango tango.

Wango tango.

Wango tango.

Wango tango.

Wango wango.

Tango tango.

Wango wango wango wango.

Tango tango tango tango. Hmmmmmm.

Yes, yes!

[Good,bad,andrush]

This is hilarious.

[Babycat]

They're all incredibly funny - I could never come up with anything like what I've seen!

[NobodysHeroine]

BEST I CAN

 

Rough that I have got a livin' is

Tough, a future that is

You know what I mean

Blankers and boasters, all the bluffers and posers

Into that scene, I am not

 

Tell me that I got no class, you can

Look around, see who's laughin' last, you will

Give me speeches 'cause they are oh, so droll, do not

Me alone leave, me rock and roll let

 

To rock got an itchin'

For small talk, a hate

Funny that way, I am

My sights on the stars got, will get that far not

but try anyway, I will

 

To please I just like, I like not to tease

Easy like that, I am

Like long rests, do not

I must confess

An impatient cat, I am

 

The best that I can, I do

Just what I am, I am

The best I can, I do

Well, I know what I am

 

Rock and rollin's a scream, my dream makin' millions

Well, that a lot, I do

Just give it a try, I will

Let good times pass me by, will not

They are all, got, have I

 

 

I can imagine Yoda singing Rush. Oh, my Ged, that would be epic!