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Michael Bay's rejected "The Dark Knight" script


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How does anyone confirm its authenticity?
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Yeah, its a joke but its friggen hilarious. "We pan to a beautiful platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest women in the world but she weards glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world"

 

 

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QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jul 4 2008, 02:57 PM)
Maybe he can write the next Bond film?

Oh Bond - you always were a cunning linguist!

How about: "Oh, Mr. Bond! That was a cunning stunt!" laugh.gif

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"JOKER releases an all-out barrage of missiles, like the biggest f***ing missiles you will ever see."

 

That was hilarious! laugh.gif

 

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jul 4 2008, 03:30 PM)
QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jul 4 2008, 02:57 PM)
Maybe he can write the next Bond film?

Oh Bond - you always were a cunning linguist!

How about: "Oh, Mr. Bond! That was a cunning stunt!" laugh.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Did Lee Squat? @ Jul 4 2008, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jul 4 2008, 03:30 PM)
QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jul 4 2008, 02:57 PM)
Maybe he can write the next Bond film?

Oh Bond - you always were a cunning linguist!

How about: "Oh, Mr. Bond! That was a cunning stunt!" laugh.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

tongue.gif I just got that

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