_hi_water._ Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 If I could wave my magic wandI'd make not wearing pants in public legal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disk98 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 HeroNot the glamor girlWho loves to sell her pants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Blast from the past thread! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Packaged like a pair of pantsTarget mass appeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Imagine the pants, where it all beganGathered from across the landTo work in the secrecy of the desert sandAll of the brightest clothesTo play with the biggest toysMore than they bargained for... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 End the need for pantsChase the dreams of merchandise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-Indulgence Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Macy's has some new pantsTo run in our streetsHistory some new wrinkleWe are doomed to wear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Now I've gained some understandingOf the only shops that we seePants that I once dreamed ofHave become realityThese clothes that still surround meStill contain the same old meJust one more who's searching forA fit that ought to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Pants over legsBelt around the waistBelt holds the pantsPants go on the legs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 What would touch me deeper...Tears that fall from balls caught in my fly?Would it touch you deeperThan tears that fall from eyes that know why? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 What would touch me deeper...Tears that fall from balls caught in my fly?Would it touch you deeperThan tears that fall from eyes that know why? :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Oh, the wind can carryAll the pants on my legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Grim faced and forbiddingTheir buttons closed tightAn angular mass of New YorkersPants in rhythmRace the oncoming nightThey chase to the gents of Manhattan Hit-the-head first humanityPause to micturateThen flow through the streets of the city 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 He's got a star map of HollywoodA list of cheap pantsAll along the freewayShe's got a sister out in VegasThe promise of a decent jobFar away from her pants store 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Each time we bathe our reactionsIn artificial lightEach time we alter the focusTo make the wrong pants seem right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 If we burn our pantsLying too close to the fireIf the moment of gloryIs in our pants and our balls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Hold your fireKeep the zipper tightHold your pants 'til the dream ignitesA boner with a vision is a dreamWith emission (Sorry) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Hold your fireKeep the zipper tightHold your pants 'til the dream ignitesA boner with a vision is a dreamWith emission (Sorry)I hate you so much rn (not really lol you're a great guy) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Fate is just the weight of your pantsThat's the way that Lady Luck pantsesRoll the bonerRoll the boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 A man can lose his pants in a country like thisWandering clotheslessParched and namelessA man could lose his shoes in a country like thisBunions and broke nailsVerrucas and cracked heels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 (Pull up), your fabric pants, or they better fall down(Pull up), there's still time to pull these pants up(Pull up), pull em up or they will fall down(Pull up), pull em up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Thank your pants you're not that wayTurn your back and walk awayDon't even pause and ask them whyTurn around and say goodbye 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 The way the pants fall down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Pants have failed me nowLife goes from bad to worseNo costume can console meIn a clothwork universe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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