lerxt1990 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I always thought this was hilarious... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfzHjoRBbVA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVYaNZ3r6s4&feature=related Thanks to my quoting of "Airplane," I once turned "Just hang loose, blood" into a catchphrase among my co-workers. Edited March 9, 2008 by GeddyRulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Surely you can't be serious......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 "Chump don't won't no help, chump don't get da help. Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 The subtitles are hysterical given what they're actually saying.... First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? (Subtitle: Golly that white fellow should stay away from my wife, or I will punch him.) Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. (Subtitle: Yes, he is wrong for doing that.) First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. (Subtitle: I knew a man in a similar predicament and he ended up being sorry.) Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. (Subtitle: Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.) First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em... (Subtitle: Early to bed early to rise...) First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em! (Subtitle: Makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.) First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! Shiiiiit. (Subtitle: How true! Golly!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Mar 9 2008, 02:19 PM) Surely you can't be serious......... Of course I can...and don't call me Shirley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Mar 9 2008, 03:35 PM) The subtitles are hysterical given what they're actually saying.... First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? (Subtitle: Golly that white fellow should stay away from my wife, or I will punch him.) Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. (Subtitle: Yes, he is wrong for doing that.) First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. (Subtitle: I knew a man in a similar predicament and he ended up being sorry.) Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. (Subtitle: Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.) First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em... (Subtitle: Early to bed early to rise...) First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em! (Subtitle: Makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.) First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! Shiiiiit. (Subtitle: How true! Golly!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbass Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Hilarious stuff! Always liked June Cleaver layin' the smack down on dem jive turkeys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 QUOTE (theredtamasrule @ Mar 9 2008, 06:52 PM) QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Mar 9 2008, 02:19 PM) Surely you can't be serious......... Of course I can...and don't call me Shirley! Somebody had to do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorkingAngel Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I love how the stenographer was starting into a Ray Charles routine. I will never forget how hard I laughed in the first movie when we got to "Excuse me, I speak jive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 "My momma didn't raise no dummy! I dug her rap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Golly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyswing Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Mar 9 2008, 02:19 PM) "Chump don't won't no help, chump don't get da help. Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow!" "Right arm!," as Smitty the white cop used to say on "Sanford and Son." The stuff they did in these movies wouldn't fly today, homes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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