BeOhBe Bob Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Do you think the kids being out of school is reason enough to cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 25 2008, 12:10 AM) Do you think the kids being out of school is reason enough to cry? Do you have them in your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Analog_Kid Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? o.O Why does your nose run but your feet smell? Can fat people go skinny-dipping?  Can you cry in water? How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?  If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?  If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?  What do people in China call their good plates? What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice? Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Does The Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (omg! it does!)  Sorry there is so many of them but they all amuse me   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 why did you ask so many questions at once, when you could have whored up your post count and posted each individually? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Analog_Kid Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 That is a very good question. Â Why didn't I do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 QUOTE (The_Analog_Kid @ Jun 26 2008, 04:47 AM)Does The Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (omg! it does!) And Ba Ba Black Sheep, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryNerveAware Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 QUOTE (Jaye @ Jun 26 2008, 08:00 PM) QUOTE (The_Analog_Kid @ Jun 26 2008, 04:47 AM)Does The Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (omg! it does!) And Ba Ba Black Sheep, right? Is that a copyright infringement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 QUOTE (The_Analog_Kid @ Jun 25 2008, 10:47 PM) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? o.O Why does your nose run but your feet smell? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Can you cry in water? How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? What do people in China call their good plates? What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice? Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Does The Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (omg! it does!) Sorry there is so many of them but they all amuse me RIP George Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 why is it ok to say the word breast on TV but not tit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscipleofLerxst Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half How long does it take a grasshopper with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 how much money is enough money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Why I have to choose among three options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Why is malk good for you and not beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Why do men have nipples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Does it ever stop raining in this stupid country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 QUOTE (Jaye @ Jul 7 2008, 04:13 PM) Does it ever stop raining in this stupid country? Will it ever stop raining here?(at least until the flood mess is cleaned up!)Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewb93 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Why is this thread so popular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nic2112nic Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Anyone want to raise their hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Should we raise them in the air like we just don't care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Do we have to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why would I raise my hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Because you're sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 QUOTE (drewb93 @ Jul 8 2008, 01:52 AM) Why is this thread so popular? Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Who will be the last to post in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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