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How about what cute things kids say & think....

 

 

 

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

(this was actually reported by a teacher)

 

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their

holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

 

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.

 

They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on.

 

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. They go cruising in their golf carts!

 

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

 

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.

 

PRICELESS

 

 

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QUOTE (Barney's Alter @ Mar 29 2007, 03:00 PM)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/438887832_62572c460b.jpg

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QUOTE (steelcaressed @ Mar 27 2007, 11:29 PM)
QUOTE (blonde77th @ Mar 27 2007, 11:26 PM)
Cute Pictures  wink.gif

Well thank you very much.

wub.gif Very Cute wub.gif

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QUOTE (owlswing @ Mar 29 2007, 01:43 PM)
How about what cute things kids say & think....



RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
(this was actually reported by a teacher)

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. They go cruising in their golf carts!

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.

PRICELESS

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http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/dpagano4/DSC01742.jpg

 

My oldest and youngest

 

 

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/dpagano4/DSC01753.jpg

 

I think Daddy is home...big kisses wub.gif

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QUOTE (owlswing @ Mar 29 2007, 07:31 PM)
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/dpagano4/DSC01742.jpg

My oldest and youngest


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/dpagano4/DSC01753.jpg

I think Daddy is home...big kisses wub.gif

They are cute wub.gif

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Stephen wub.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Stephen/PICT0020-1.jpg

 

Kerry and a roly poly he found biggrin.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Kerry/AtMamas3-31-074.jpg

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Mar 31 2007, 09:56 PM)
Stephen wub.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Stephen/PICT0020-1.jpg

Kerry and a roly poly he found biggrin.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Kerry/AtMamas3-31-074.jpg

He's cute yes.gif

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Sorry you're going to have to indulge me for the next few posts with some recent pics of the kids biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01774.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/th_MOV01773-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01778.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01796.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/th_MOV01782.jpg

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Lina's Fashion Show

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01806.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01798.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01807.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/th_MOV01809.jpg

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01842.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01845.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/DSC01844.jpg

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