GeddysMullet Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I hate this forum! This thread in particular is a disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkt2112 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (GeddysMullet @ Sep 13 2007, 07:21 PM) I hate this forum! This thread in particular is a disgrace. I must agree with you... Admins, please close this thread. Right now!!! Or I will never post again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billydonald9 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I'm wearing a diaper to work today and I will demand that my co-workers refer to me as "Phyllis"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 This is the last time I will post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 (edited) *accidental double post* btw, i did NOT go back and edit this post intentionally so as to make myself seem a liar based upon my previous post. i genuinely did accidentally post twice and am now trying to rectify the situation. Edited September 14, 2007 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 i have no explanation for this post. it won't happen again. that's it. this is the last time i'm posting in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 07:28 AM) seriously. I believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 I just did your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I'm voting for Hillary in 08! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jendrisc Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I'm working hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 This is the first time I've ever posted in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theanalogkid Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am totally into staying at work all day and not making up an excuse to duck out early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM) I'm voting for Hillary in 08! I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkt2112 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM) I'm voting for Hillary in 08! No way, me too!!! In fact, I am sending her a campaign contribution right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 (edited) I woke up this morning with the new Britney Spears single in my head. I had slept in a room filled with hundreds of pickles on top of concrete, so I was a little sore. I urinated on the cat, brushed my teeth with margarine and flossed with a spider web. I took a shower, but instead of water, my shower emanated pointy shards of glass and metal. I made breakfast (lamb strudel), drank three pots of steaming hot buttermilk, rubbed some analgesic cream on my frontal labotomy scars and finished getting ready for work at the toffee pulling plant. On my way out, I made sure to grab my barbels, gelatin cubes, ampules of blood, venus flytraps, sushi, glue gun, needlenose pliers, grenades, rocket launchers, roy orbison records, band-aids, geodesic sphere, "Hello my name is" nametags and 1950's radio tubes and diodes. I was already halfway there when I realized I was wearing only a thin red sash around my waist and a stetson hat, but it was too late to turn back. I got to work and parked, but was unfortunately killed on my way into the office by flying debris from a space shuttle mission in the late 90's that had finally lost orbit. All they could find of me was my penis and my stetson hat which I realized after I had died still had the price tag on it that I had meant to remove. Boy am I embarrassed! Edited September 14, 2007 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapes_under_pressure Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 i do not want a log for a toy, and i like mexican food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jendrisc Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am independently wealthy and have been following Rush around the country for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 11:36 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM) I'm voting for Hillary in 08! I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections. I believe the 2008 elections will be fair and unbiased, and that the American people themselves will actually elect the next President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billydonald9 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am wearing a t shirt made completely of band-aids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (GeddysMullet @ Sep 14 2007, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 11:36 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM) I'm voting for Hillary in 08! I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections. I believe the 2008 elections will be fair and unbiased, and that the American people themselves will actually elect the next President. I completely agree. Just like the last two elections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jendrisc Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 02:23 PM) QUOTE (GeddysMullet @ Sep 14 2007, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 11:36 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM) I'm voting for Hillary in 08! I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections. I believe the 2008 elections will be fair and unbiased, and that the American people themselves will actually elect the next President. I completely agree. Just like the last two elections. It's perfectly legitimate for the Supreme Court to decide elections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (jendrisc @ Sep 14 2007, 11:43 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 02:23 PM) QUOTE (GeddysMullet @ Sep 14 2007, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 11:36 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM) I'm voting for Hillary in 08! I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections. I believe the 2008 elections will be fair and unbiased, and that the American people themselves will actually elect the next President. I completely agree. Just like the last two elections. It's perfectly legitimate for the Supreme Court to decide elections. I love it when voters are disenfranchised, exit poll results are changed and how easily voting machines can be manipulated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 We're not cynical at all. Not even a little bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE (GeddysMullet @ Sep 14 2007, 12:41 PM) We're not cynical at all. Not even a little bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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