Tick Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/2067/15089/f/65355-Heffer-Cows-0.jpg resently many cows are depressed over the fact that many of there brothers and sisters are believed to be mad. they feel this is a bad rap and they just cant take it anymore. feeling that in general most cows are relitivly happy they are protesting the whole mad cow thing. as a statement of unity many cows are refusing to get haircuts untill they have an audiance with the president to tell people , "hey mother f*ckers ! were really quite happy !" so if you see a cow and he looks sad go up to him and tell him a joke , make a cows day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 6 2006, 10:31 AM) http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/2067/15089/f/65355-Heffer-Cows-0.jpg resently many cows are depressed over the fact that many of there brothers and sisters are believed to be mad. they feel this is a bad rap and they just cant take it anymore. feeling that in general most cows are relitivly happy they are protesting the whole mad cow thing. as a statement of unity many cows are refusing to get haircuts untill they have an audiance with the president to tell people , "hey mother f*ckers ! were really quite happy !" so if you se a cow and he looks sad go up to him and tell him a joke , make a cows day. omfg you are losing it Tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 This is indeed sad. Why do people make fun? Cows have hearts, too! Sure, they're usually yanked out, ground up and made into hot dogs, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 6 2006, 11:49 AM) This is indeed sad. Why do people make fun? Cows have hearts, too! Sure, they're usually yanked out, ground up and made into hot dogs, but still... Did somebody say hot dogs?! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/JackAubrey/853514ab.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/JackAubrey/c697528d.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/JackAubrey/cabef846.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 http://www.klauvservice.no/znet_klauvhelse_cows2.jpg the sun will come out moomorow bet your bottom round that moomorow thell be sun , moooooooo ! moomorow moo sorry , nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 6 2006, 11:06 AM) http://www.klauvservice.no/znet_klauvhelse_cows2.jpg the sun will come out moomorow bet your bottom round that moomorow thell be sun , moooooooo ! moomorow moo sorry , nevermind. They always say there's gold at the end of a rainbow. But no...there's just a sad cow. Won't you please help? Won't you make a sad cow feel like gold again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 6 2006, 10:06 AM) http://www.klauvservice.no/znet_klauvhelse_cows2.jpg the sun will come out moomorow bet your bottom round that moomorow thell be sun , moooooooo ! moomorow moo sorry , nevermind. tick, you're bizzare. I like that in a person . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Hey.. I'm with ya'all on this one. I am, of course, a proud member of PETA People who love Eating Tasty Animals This whole subject brings STEERS to my eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 QUOTE (pinkfloyd1973 @ Jul 6 2006, 12:12 PM) Hey.. I'm with ya'all on this one. I am, of course, a proud member of PETA People who love Eating Tasty Animals This whole subject brings STEERS to my eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 QUOTE (Rush! @ Jul 6 2006, 12:23 PM) QUOTE (pinkfloyd1973 @ Jul 6 2006, 12:12 PM) Hey.. I'm with ya'all on this one. I am, of course, a proud member of PETA People who love Eating Tasty Animals This whole subject brings STEERS to my eyes! And I thought I was the world's worst punster... Oh well, it's been a very mooooving thread so far.... *Sorry, couldn't resist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 should we need to organize one of those telethons to raise money in order to help these sad cows? should we all be going to farms and doing stand up routines for the cows? and what about the goats, the sheep, the chickens and turkeys? are they at all sad? do they need some cheering up? I ask because I feel bad for any animal that is sad because of stereotyping..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 6 2006, 10:49 AM) This is indeed sad. Why do people make fun? Cows have hearts, too! Sure, they're usually yanked out, ground up and made into hot dogs, but still... eweeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 QUOTE (pinkfloyd1973 @ Jul 6 2006, 01:12 PM) Hey.. I'm with ya'all on this one. I am, of course, a proud member of PETA People who love Eating Tasty Animals This whole subject brings STEERS to my eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 QUOTE (Maddy @ Jul 6 2006, 12:41 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 6 2006, 10:06 AM) http://www.klauvservice.no/znet_klauvhelse_cows2.jpg the sun will come out moomorow bet your bottom round that moomorow thell be sun , moooooooo ! moomorow moo sorry , nevermind. tick, you're bizzare. I like that in a person . Too darn funny i think you are going steer crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 You know, this is a rather tender subject. I filet behooved to tell you that you should chuck that shoulder to the wheel and grind it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 If they don't want to be eaten, they shouldn't be made of meat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 http://teentwist.com/Fun/funnypic1.jpg This cow didn't have a shelter. It was very depressed and seeked help, so the cow went into somebody's bathroom. Let's set up a foundation for sad cows called SOD: Solving Ovine Depression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Our dear Soddy may not like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 QUOTE (The Gangster of Boats @ Jul 7 2006, 03:18 PM) Our dear Soddy may not like that. Oh, I didn't consider Soddy... We must think of a new title... Complementing Ovines' Weight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 QUOTE (priest_of_syrinx @ Jul 7 2006, 07:36 PM) QUOTE (The Gangster of Boats @ Jul 7 2006, 03:18 PM) Our dear Soddy may not like that. Oh, I didn't consider Soddy... We must think of a new title... Complementing Ovines' Weight How about... Consideration for Ovine Woes Seems to make more sense when talking about sad cows. EDIT: Ovine relates to sheep...Bovine relates to cows. Scratch those acronyms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 And you can't call it M.O.O.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Bovine Opression Prevention BOP!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 The public must be addressed of this issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 yeh uh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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