Bastille Night Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Son, a woman is a lot like a...... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um....... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 reee-cyyy-cling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 smithers, who is this gastropod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 nothing's gonna stop me in the middle of this - LEMON TREE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 No, it's German For "The, Bart, The" No one who speaks German could be an evil man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Hi I'm troy MAc-Clur, you may remember me from such dates as yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 you tried your best and you failed miserably. the lesson is, never try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 he's kind of had it in for me since i accidentally ran over his dog. actually, replace accidentally with repeatedly, and replace dog with son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 and when the doctor said i didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 when i grow up, i'm going to bovine university! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 professor frink, professor frink he'll make you laugh he'll make you think he likes to run and then the thing with the... person oh boy, that monkey's going to pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 i call the big one bitey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 with 10,000, we'd be millionaires! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 you know what, i can call my ma while i'm up here. hey ma! get off the danged roof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arndrake Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 "Hi, everybody!" "Hi, Dr Nick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 "Is there a chance the track could bend?" "Not on your life my Hindu friend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 "What about us braindead slobs?" "You'll be given cushy jobs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 "Look at this country, U-R-Gay (Uraguay) Hahahaha!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Mya Buttreeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arndrake Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Hugh Jass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arndrake Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Amanda Huggenkiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 MARGE: Homer, don't you ever think about the future? HOMER: You mean, like, will apes be our masters? - - LYRICS TO 'PLANET OF THE APES' MUSICAL (to the tune of "Rock me Amadeus): Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius... Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpanzee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I'm going out to get dinner, what would you like? Steak? Money's too tight for steak. Steak? Alright steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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