feelingwithyourskin Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 oh margie, you came and you bought me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 please do not feed my god a peanut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Marge: Maggie just loves baby talk. Manjula: That was Hindi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "Fine and dandy like sour candy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "In this house we obey the laws of thermo dynamics!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 (edited) "They have the internet on computers now!" Edited June 18, 2006 by Signals1982 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "The internet? Is that thing still around?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then, you get, the women." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "My eyes!! The goggles do nothing!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "Hey.. Homer, pass me...one of the...burgers, will ya. I can't seem to get up under my own strength." "One whopper for the copper!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Homer- It's just rolling down the hill it's still good it's still good.....just a little slimy just a little slimy it's still good it's still good. just a little airborne it's still good it's still good Bart- Homer, it's gone Homer- I know Mr Burns- I'll donate to charity when pigs fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 "Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Oww!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 "You don't win friends with salad- You don't win friends with salad!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 "It's tomato soup, served ice cold!" -Lisa "Go back to Russia!" -Barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 (edited) "Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to a local orphanage-- when pigs fly!" (Homer's BBBQ pig flies past the window) "So will you be making that donation now, sir?" "Mmm, I'd still rather not." Edited June 19, 2006 by LakesideMaiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 "Homer no function beer well without." - Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 "Every time I learn something new, a little of the old gets pushed outta my brain, remember that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?" - Homer "You were drunk!!!" - Marge "And how." - Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 "No beer and T.V. make Homer something something..." "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if I do!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Marge:(whispering) Here she comes! and a-one, and a-two. Family:(singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry- Marge: Oh. Hello lisa. Lisa: I just came down to get a drink of water. Marge: Oh. Well, Santa left you a present under tree. I guess no one informed him you were a buddhist. Lisa: Well, there's no present that could-OH MY GOD! Is that a PONY? Homer: I don't know what Santa left you! All I know is his name is Clip-Clop and he likes sugar. Marge: (kicking Maggie) Go. GO! (Maggie walks over and gives Lisa a candy cane) (Reverend Lovejoy shows up through the windows) Reverend:Lick it... Lisa:NOOOO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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