LakesideMaiden Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 my dad had a huge crush on Loni Anderson so we watched that show religiously when I was growing up LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Basil Manuel! There - is - too - much - butter - on - those - trays. Manuel Que? Basil There is too much butter *on those trays*. [he points to each tray in turn] Manuel No, no, no, Senor! Basil What? Manuel Not 'on- those- trays'. No sir - 'uno dos tres.' Uno... dos... tres... Basil No, no. Hay mucho burro alli! Manuel Que? Basil Hay... mucho... burro... alli! Manuel Ah, mantequilla! Basil What? Que? Manuel Mantequilla. Burro is... is... [brays like a donkey] Basil What? Manuel Burro... [does more donkey imitations] Basil Manuel, por favor... Manuel Si, si... Sybil [coming back in] What's the matter, Basil? Basil Nothing, dear, I'm just dealing with it. Manuel [to Sybil] He speak good... how do you say...? Sybil English! Basil Mantequilla... solamente... dos... Manuel Dos? Sybil [to Basil] Don't look at me. You're the one who's supposed to be able to speak it. [basil angrily grabs the excess butter from the trays.] Basil Two pieces! Two each! Arriba, arriba!! [He waves his hand towards the bedrooms and Manuel runs off.] Sybil I don't know why you wanted to hire him, Basil. Basil [sitting at typewriter] Because he's cheap and keen to learn, dear. And in this day and age such... Sybil But why did you say you could speak the language? Basil I learnt classical Spanish, not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Didact Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Make it so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Don't you see you aren't making Christianity any better? You're just making rock-n-roll worse. - Hank Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ Jun 15 2006, 01:47 PM) Basil Manuel! There - is - too - much - butter - on - those - trays. Manuel Que? Basil There is too much butter *on those trays*. [he points to each tray in turn] Manuel No, no, no, Senor! Basil What? Manuel Not 'on- those- trays'. No sir - 'uno dos tres.' Uno... dos... tres... Basil No, no. Hay mucho burro alli! Manuel Que? Basil Hay... mucho... burro... alli! Manuel Ah, mantequilla! Basil What? Que? Manuel Mantequilla. Burro is... is... [brays like a donkey] Basil What? Manuel Burro... [does more donkey imitations] Basil Manuel, por favor... Manuel Si, si... Sybil [coming back in] What's the matter, Basil? Basil Nothing, dear, I'm just dealing with it. Manuel [to Sybil] He speak good... how do you say...? Sybil English! Basil Mantequilla... solamente... dos... Manuel Dos? Sybil [to Basil] Don't look at me. You're the one who's supposed to be able to speak it. [basil angrily grabs the excess butter from the trays.] Basil Two pieces! Two each! Arriba, arriba!! [He waves his hand towards the bedrooms and Manuel runs off.] Sybil I don't know why you wanted to hire him, Basil. Basil [sitting at typewriter] Because he's cheap and keen to learn, dear. And in this day and age such... Sybil But why did you say you could speak the language? Basil I learnt classical Spanish, not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up. Classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Basil - You started it! German Guest - No I didn't! Basil - Yes you did! German Guest - No I didnt! Basil - Yes you did, you invaded Poland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Lois - Stewie, don't make me come in there! Stewie - Don't make me come in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Stewie- Lois I have a surprise for you in my diaper, and it's not a toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 it has a nice arroma too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Coach Mcguirk: "Stop with your stupid smart crap!" Jason: *with dentures from a trash can in his mouth* "These taste like old people's mouth..." Jason: "Sometimes, cats come in the sandbox and poop..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 "You are your own grandpa!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Bender- "Bite my shiny metal @$$" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 "Eh Sammy, check out the warheads on that cellist!" ~Norm Peterson to Mayday Malone at the opera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Adam West- Would you like some corn Brian- ew what is this? Adam West- creamed corn, I brough my wn from home because the movie theater's creamed corn is too crunchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Twiki: Biddy biddy biddy biddy. What's up, Buck? http://www.jeffbots.com/twiki3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 MR. GRANT: You know what? You've got spunk. MARY: Well... yes... MR. GRANT: I hate spunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Peter: I'd sell my soul to be famous. [cut to hell] Satan: We've got a live one. Peter Griffin. Assistant: No good, sir. It seems he already sold his soul once in 1977 for Bee Gees tickets and then again in 1983 for half a mallomar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I'll take letter C spins Bankrup Should of solved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 klinger- I never see anyone smiling outside the latrine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Prof Farnsworth- I have gathered you all here in the accusing parlor, because one of you is a no good ship wrecker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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