rushgoober Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Ok, here you can make up famous quotes. They can be generic made-up quotes, or they can be attributed to you, to someone famous, someone on TRF or someone that doesn't exist. The important thing is not to use real quotes. Here's an example: "People think I "jumped the couch" recently with the whole Katie Holmes thing. The truth is I jumped the couch years ago when I went on an all-steak diet. At first I started eating nothing but medium-rare steak, and after several months it was rare steak. Then I moved on to raw, uncooked steak, and now I eat nothing but frozen steak. Frozen steak was hard to bite through at first, but over time my teeth have become strong, and I have them filed now to razor-sharp points like fangs. Eating frozen, raw steak with my sharp, pointy fangs makes me feel like a real man. It makes me feel like an animal." - Tom Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 9 2006, 12:48 PM) Ok, here you can make up famous quotes. They can be generic made-up quotes, or they can be attributed to you or someone famous. The important thing is not to use real quotes. Here's an example: "People think I "jumped the couch" recently with the whole Katie Holmes thing. The truth is I jumped the couch years ago when I went on an all-steak diet. At first I started eating nothing but medium-rare steak, and after several months it was rare steak. Then I moved on to raw, uncooked steak, and now I eat nothing but frozen steak. Frozen steak was hard to bite through at first, but over time my teeth have become strong, and I have them filed now to razor-sharp points like fangs. Eating frozen, raw steak with my sharp, pointy fangs makes me feel like a real man. It makes me feel like an animal." - Tom Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 " Then I told her to put her knickers back on, and not be so bloody stupid!" - Prince Charles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 "The first thing that attracted to me to Tom was his disarming smile. His teeth look like fangs, and when we make love he bites my neck. God, that turns me on - he's like a vampire!" - Katie Holmes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 "The last time I was tested, my trainer found I have a -3% body fat ratio. When it gets down to -5%, I'll stop dieting. My goal is to be at my "ideal weight" of 74 pounds by June. Then it's just to maintain that." - Lindsay Lohan (April 5, 2006) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 "The truth of the matter is Hilda is my sister and Net-Falco is my brother. Hilda has such a magnetic personality that everyone desparately wants her time, but after marrying a very wealthy Fortune 500 CEO, she's so busy with her family and high-society New York socialite friends that she has no time for almost anyone else, including me. Net-Falco was the brother who moved to Finland and became an incredibly successful investment banker, married a supermodel and has 3 beautiful children. I'm essentially the black sheep of the family. I make jokes on TRF because essentially that's all I have. (8-minutes of uncontrollable weeping) " - Tick (in a private conversation with Rushgoober) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 9 2006, 01:17 PM) "The truth of the matter is Hilda is my sister and Net-Falco is my brother. Hilda has such a magnetic personality that everyone desparately wants her time, but after marrying a very wealthy Fortune 500 CEO, she's so busy with her family and high-society New York socialite friends that she has no time for almost anyone else, including me. Net-Falco was the brother who moved to Finland and became an incredibly successful investment banker, married a supermodel and has 3 beautiful children. I'm essentially the black sheep of the family. I make jokes on TRF because essentially that's all I have. (8-minutes of uncontrollable weeping) " - Tick (in a private conversation with Rushgoober) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "I remember when the whole NecroGoob Lurve Shack was at it's highest level of popularity, that maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing if it was REAL. Necro is pretty hot and I was really beginning to have some warm feelings toward him. Now that he's got the long hair and all... OH BOY!!! Too bad it had to die though. I thought I had him there for a minute, but he never felt like crossing over from fantasy to reality. Damn that CeeJ chick. Well... i gotta go, my wife wants me to spend at least ten minutes away from the computer today. See ya' later." Rushgoober in a pm to Rushfan25years that was forwarded to me during a very bizarre time in Goobs life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 9 2006, 07:17 AM) "The truth of the matter is Hilda is my sister and Net-Falco is my brother. Hilda has such a magnetic personality that everyone desparately wants her time, but after marrying a very wealthy Fortune 500 CEO, she's so busy with her family and high-society New York socialite friends that she has no time for almost anyone else, including me. Net-Falco was the brother who moved to Finland and became an incredibly successful investment banker, married a supermodel and has 3 beautiful children. I'm essentially the black sheep of the family. I make jokes on TRF because essentially that's all I have. (8-minutes of uncontrollable weeping) " - Tick (in a private conversation with Rushgoober) YOU BASTARD ! YOU HAVE BETRAYED MY TRUST IN YOU ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Apr 9 2006, 08:41 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 9 2006, 07:17 AM) "The truth of the matter is Hilda is my sister and Net-Falco is my brother. Hilda has such a magnetic personality that everyone desparately wants her time, but after marrying a very wealthy Fortune 500 CEO, she's so busy with her family and high-society New York socialite friends that she has no time for almost anyone else, including me. Net-Falco was the brother who moved to Finland and became an incredibly successful investment banker, married a supermodel and has 3 beautiful children. I'm essentially the black sheep of the family. I make jokes on TRF because essentially that's all I have. (8-minutes of uncontrollable weeping) " - Tick (in a private conversation with Rushgoober) YOU BASTARD ! YOU HAVE BETRAYED MY TRUST IN YOU ! You told me that hilda was your cousin and that you had a "thing" once that couldn't be spoken about. What's up wit dat??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 (wind blowing into mouthpiece on phone) -unintelligible- :Geds: What? :Goober: I'm picking up (-unintelligible-) in the yard. :Geds: You're picking up WHAT????? :Goober, Yelling: DOG CRAP!!!! :Geds, deflated: Oh. I thought you wanted to talk to your friend. :Goober: Of Course I do, man. The dog crap thing just makes it bearable. If I do this while talking to you, I can actually stand talking to you. :Geds, Hurt: Oh. Ok. :Goober: Hey, this is (-unintelligible-). :Geds: HUH? :Goober: I said this is kinda FUN!!! I gotta go, there's a lot more of this stuff in the yard, and I need both hands. [both sides of conversation on phone with Goober.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 "You know Goobsers, you're my bestest friend. Now drop 'em so I can su... (the rest edited for graphic language)." - Whitetrash (talking to Rushgoober while incredibly drunk - he claimed not to remember saying it the next day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetrash Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 9 2006, 08:08 AM) "You know Goobsers, you're my bestest friend. Now drop 'em so I can su... (the rest edited for graphic language)." - Whitetrash (talking to Rushgoober while incredibly drunk - he claimed not to remember saying it the next day) oooooo... i member wut it wus i sed dat day now!!!! I sed, drop dose miller lights, gobber, so i can suds yoo up with this here soap bucket.....we'll get yoo loose from that lawn-mower....an if i was yoo, i wood NEVER stick DAT in DARE again. lucky it wasn't running, or yoo wood have some mean burns! don worry...i wont tell nobody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "Where the white women at?" King Kong, 1933 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenerd Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 ok, if yoo get to geds's's hall of b4 me, i'll give yoo the truck. The GOOD one, the one with the engine in it. deel? Whitetrash, sober, to me, just last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I have always found it alarming that The Rapist and Therapist are seperated by only one space. Tangy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defrushfan01 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 she was a good woman YEAH, Nothing wrong with her, Nothing wrong with that! -J Rose (everdream) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Fighting a war to end terrorism is like battling obesity by eating cheesecake. Tanginski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 The Supreme Court is neither. Tangola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 "My favorite contestant ever on American Idol is Bo Bice. He's got the right image, is very talented, and he's gorgeous.... um, I mean, he's very attractive... you know, um, like for a man... " - Clay Aiken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 "Around 1975 I went back and lived with my folks for a few years until they told me I had to get a job or move out. I started as a fry cook at Wendy's, and now 22 years later, I'm the manager." - John Rutsey ("Life Since Rush" special on VH1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "I am the redneck with the largest balls." Testicletus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "Um.. yes... life is truly um... just just amazing.... cause um well it's um just fantastic in scope with.. the animals and the nature... and the running.. and the screaming... and um...and...." Jeff Goldblum when asked about politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 A somewhat recent conversation between Justin & Matt (aka defrushfan01 and kazzman): kazzman: You know, we have to change this Xantherian Nemesis name because people keep f*cking it up when they try to pronounce it. defrushfan01: If we brainstorm we can come up with a new name. How about "Goober's Castle"? kazzman: (silence) defrushfan01: How about "Boiling Brain Bubbles"? kazzman: How about NOT. defrushfan01: How about "The Streaming Buzzards"? "The Charmin Squeezers"? "Interplanetary Pod Monster"? "Mind-Altering Cheese Bongos"? "Melted Butter Panda"? "Martian Tangerine"? "Thelma's Uncle"? "Shining Chamomile?" "The Centaur Explodes"? "Squeezing Tweezers"? "Cymbal Shock"? kazzman: Hey, i kinda like "Cymbal Shock". defrushfan01? Yeah, you would. How about "The Guitar Domination Experiment"? Or maybe "Fembot Factory"? "Starpuppies From Alpha Centauri"? "Grecian Mind Games"? "Floyd's Fantastic Fur Tunic"? "Star Cement Mixture"? "Numbing Pulse Drones"? "The Eternal Aerodynamic Squadron"? "Exploding Telephonic Infinity"? "The Planetary Syringe Infusion Balladiers?" kazzman: How about "Ever Dream"? defrushfan01: "Ever Dream"??? Isn't that kind of boring? kazzman: WELL WE'RE SURE AS HELL NOT GONNA CALL OURSELVES "STARPUPPIES FROM ALPHA CENTAURI" OR "MIND-ALTERING CHEESE BONGOS"! SURE, ANYTHING SOUNDS BORING COMPARED TO THAT CRAZINESS!!! defrushfan01: Ok, ok, don't have a cow, man. "Ever Dream" it is. (pause) How about "Rushgoober's Floating Mind Candy"? kazzman: (stands up and looks mad) defrushfan01: Alright, alright, "Ever Dream". What, you can't take a joke anymore? Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetrash Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 "Meow" ~~Lenerd~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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