Politically Correct Terminology

[ladirushfan80]

Political correctness has now entered the realm of how men and women are supposed to refer to each other:

 

Men:

 

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

 

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

 

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

 

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

 

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATION DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

 

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

 

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

 

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

 

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

 

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

 

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR

CLEAVAGE."

 

 

 

 

WOMEN :

 

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

 

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

 

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

 

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

 

5. She has not "SLEPT AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

 

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

 

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY

INCONVENIENCED"

 

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "SURGICALLY ENHANCED."

 

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

 

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

 

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She has "PECTORiAL SUPERIORITY."

 

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

 

13. She does not have "PMS" - She has "LATE LUTEAL PHASE DYSPHORIA."

 

 

 

i don't think this should go into politics....

[DonnaWanna]

 

For all the LATE LUTEAL PHASE DYSPHORIA & VERBALLY REPETITIVE

chiks out there

 

[blonde77th]

[Alsgalpal]

[sundog]

OMG - these had me howling!

[different strings]

Great posting Ladirushfan80

[Ghost of a Rider]

I don't know about other guys but I like horizontally accessible breasted Americans that are vocally appreciative. It helps me become sexually focused.

[Signals1982]

QUOTE

She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

 

 

That is classic!

[chaotica]

 

Had me going for a few mins

 

too much