You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

**IbanezJem** · December 19, 2022

3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before!

After a blazing row, the Germans and Italians had turned back, taking with them the last of the hairnets. :oops: On the third day, a blizzard blew up. Temperatures fell to minus 30 degrees centigrade. Inside the little tent, things were getting desperate.

**blackhawkrush** · December 19, 2022

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

After a blazing row, the Germans and Italians had turned back, taking with them the last of the hairnets. On the third day, a blizzard blew up. Temperatures fell to minus 30 degrees centigrade. Inside the little tent, things were getting desperate.

Don't you talk to me like that, you lying bastard! :smash:

**IbanezJem** · December 19, 2022

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Don't you talk to me like that, you lying bastard!

:fistscrying: Well, I have for a long time been suffering from a species of brain injury which I incurred during the rigors of childbirth, and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose.

**1-0-0-1-0-0-1** · December 20, 2022

44 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, I have for a long time been suffering from a species of brain injury which I incurred during the rigors of childbirth, and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose.

And now for something completely different -- a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose. :ohmy:

**IbanezJem** · December 20, 2022

32 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

And now for something completely different -- a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.

So he can go on playing, can he? :biggrin:

**1-0-0-1-0-0-1** · December 20, 2022

27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

So he can go on playing, can he?

Are you sure you don't mind? You're sure I won't be disturbing you? Good. Because I don't want to disturb you, specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you. :comp: :chickendance: :nuts:

**IbanezJem** · December 20, 2022

12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

Are you sure you don't mind? You're sure I won't be disturbing you? Good. Because I don't want to disturb you, specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you.

Not at all. That's what I'm here for. Any other problems I can reassure you about? :hug2:

**1-0-0-1-0-0-1** · December 20, 2022

3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Not at all. That's what I'm here for. Any other problems I can reassure you about?

Well, I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and 15 pounds taken from it. :confused:

**IbanezJem** · December 20, 2022

17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

Well, I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and 15 pounds taken from it.

They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers. :old:

**blackhawkrush** · December 20, 2022

15 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.

Another little ego trip for the feminists. Oh, sorry, Loretta. :blush:

**IbanezJem** · December 20, 2022

5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Another little ego trip for the feminists. Oh, sorry, Loretta.

She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up. :wub:

**blackhawkrush** · December 20, 2022

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

Miss Evans? :wagfinger: Mr. Ricky Evans. :cool:

**1-0-0-1-0-0-1** · December 20, 2022

13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Miss Evans? Mr. Ricky Evans.

In this thread we cannot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13 Lakeside Park. Mrs. Smegma, will you stand up please. :wave:

**blackhawkrush** · December 20, 2022

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

In this thread we cannot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13 Lakeside Park. Mrs. Smegma, will you stand up please.

:no: She's keen on knitting and likes to play Cliff Richard records.

**IbanezJem** · December 20, 2022

22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

She's keen on knitting and likes to play Cliff Richard records.

Which brings us once again to the urgent realisation of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Robert, you've had some thoughts on this. :ROCK:

**1-0-0-1-0-0-1** · December 21, 2022

1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Which brings us once again to the urgent realisation of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Robert, you've had some thoughts on this.

Excuse me sir, I ought to have told you that Mr. Blackhawk does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. :wink:

**blackhawkrush** · December 21, 2022

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

Excuse me sir, I ought to have told you that Mr. Blackhawk does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.

Ah, well you've got to know where to look. :hockey1: :hockey2: