You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oooh! That would explain it, Oh dear me, this chatting away wears me out. 

I think you should go and have a little lie down, my dear. There is a busy day tomorrow of concerts and promotional tours.  

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

I think you should go and have a little lie down, my dear. There is a busy day tomorrow of concerts and promotional tours.  

 

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture. There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

[IbanezJem]

9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture. There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Look, get out you old rat-bag. Buzz off and shut up. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Look, get out you old rat-bag. Buzz off and shut up. 

Well, there's rat cake  rat sorbet rat pudding. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, there's rat cake  rat sorbet rat pudding. 

 

And finally, monsieur, a waffer-thin mint.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

And finally, monsieur, a waffer-thin mint.

        There will now be a medium-sized intermission.  

[IbanezJem]

2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

        There will now be a medium-sized intermission.  

Crack tubes! Now I call upon 73 to officially welcome Robert to the TRF philosophy faculty. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Crack tubes! Now I call upon 73 to officially welcome Robert to the TRF philosophy faculty. 

The wise blackhawkrush was the first to join 73, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Zepphead the Brave,  Derek 19 the Pure, and Fridge the-Not-Quite-So-Brave. 

[IbanezJem]

2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The wise blackhawkrush was the first to join 73, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Zepphead the Brave,  Derek 19 the Pure, and Fridge the-Not-Quite-So-Brave. 

With me now is Norman St. John Rick N. Backer, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Rick N. Backer, why do you contradict people? 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

With me now is Norman St. John Rick N. Backer, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Rick N. Backer, why do you contradict people? 

Are you a New Yorker or something? Get on against the wall.    

[IbanezJem]

40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Are you a New Yorker or something? Get on against the wall.    

Just a minute, TonyR. There's a small matter of... murder. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Just a minute, TonyR. There's a small matter of... murder. 

 

I beg your pardon? I don't much like the tone of your voice.

[IbanezJem]

9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I beg your pardon? I don't much like the tone of your voice.

You great poof. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

You great poof. 

 

It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army

[blackhawkrush]

5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army

Ooh, I must get one of those.  

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ooh, I must get one of those.  

Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one). 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one). 

Hands off, you filthy bally froggy!   

[IbanezJem]

6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Hands off, you filthy bally froggy!   

You bloody fighting again. Break it up or I'll put this pick through your head. Now what's it all about? 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

You bloody fighting again. Break it up or I'll put this pick through your head. Now what's it all about? 

Wolverhampton beat Leicester 3-1     

[IbanezJem]

2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Wolverhampton beat Leicester 3-1     

Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last answer had very little of the discursive quality about it. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last answer had very little of the discursive quality about it. 

I didn't want to be a barber anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack. 

[IbanezJem]

26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I didn't want to be a barber anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack. 

Well, that's as maybe but it's not the way the TRF works. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, that's as maybe but it's not the way the TRF works. 

Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the members. You see I mainly design slaughterhouses.  

[IbanezJem]

44 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the members. You see I mainly design slaughterhouses.  

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. 

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before!