IbanezJem Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 18 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I think the minister is coming to the end of his answer now, so let's go back over and join the discussion. Sir Jane, what is the purpose of your expedition? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Sir Jane, what is the purpose of your expedition? Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie'. Next week, Part Two - 'Biggles Flies Undone'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Next week, Part Two - 'Biggles Flies Undone'. But don't take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock...and you won't come back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: But don't take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock...and you won't come back. Yes, I'm up to here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That's it, I'm off. That's it. Right. But I'm going to have one final fling before I leave, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, I'm up to here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That's it, I'm off. That's it. Right. But I'm going to have one final fling before I leave, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. Oh...just my face and neck...perhaps my feet...and possibly... but no, no. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh...just my face and neck...perhaps my feet...and possibly... but no, no. You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles. Let that be a warning to you all. Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the you've got. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Let that be a warning to you all. Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the you've got. You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer, you are to be stoned to death. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer, you are to be stoned to death. Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it? All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 51 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it? All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in this small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in this small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Oh, thank goodness you've come. We're having a terrible time with them bleeding s 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 22 Author Share Posted June 22 18 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, thank goodness you've come. We're having a terrible time with them bleeding s If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... No, no. I'm giving you three months. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 (edited) 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no. I'm giving you three months. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes, he won't be long... Edited June 22 by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes, he won't be long... We must exterminate him. The Americans say if we don't, they will. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted Thursday at 10:59 AM Author Share Posted Thursday at 10:59 AM 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We must exterminate him. The Americans say if we don't, they will. From the makers of 'Gunfight at the OK Corral in Morse Code'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted Thursday at 05:25 PM Share Posted Thursday at 05:25 PM 8 hours ago, IbanezJem said: From the makers of 'Gunfight at the OK Corral in Morse Code'. Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted Thursday at 05:28 PM Share Posted Thursday at 05:28 PM 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. Sir Ibanez, are you really five foot ten? Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted Thursday at 06:22 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:22 PM 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Sir Ibanez, are you really five foot ten? Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all? Well, there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted Thursday at 08:02 PM Author Share Posted Thursday at 08:02 PM 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. What kind of money is there in idioting? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted Thursday at 08:22 PM Share Posted Thursday at 08:22 PM 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: What kind of money is there in idioting? Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted Thursday at 08:33 PM Author Share Posted Thursday at 08:33 PM 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy. Do you do a lot of this, then? This praising. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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