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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

So fiendish, so infernal, so heinous.  :drool:

Robert, I just want to make sure that you'll be able to look after my daughter. :monalisa:

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Robert, I just want to make sure that you'll be able to look after my daughter. :monalisa:

  :yes:   Would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. 

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43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   Would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. 

And now a short intermission during which Marcel Marceau will impersonate a man walking against the wind. :zzz:

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16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

And now a short intermission during which Marcel Marceau will impersonate a man walking against the wind. :zzz:

Look, if you can put on rubbish like that, and 'Horse of the Year Show', you can afford us.   :hockey1:  

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5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Look, if you can put on rubbish like that, and 'Horse of the Year Show', you can afford us.   :hockey1:  

Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? :puke:

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? :puke:

   :no:   Sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose. 

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8 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :no:   Sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose. 

:facepalm: You fool, that's, that's fifty-six guineas before we've even started.

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:facepalm: You fool, that's, that's fifty-six guineas before we've even started.

Incidentally, these are going to be the most expensive and lavish posts ever seen on TRF.  :popcorn:

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4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Incidentally, these are going to be the most expensive and lavish posts ever seen on TRF.  :popcorn:

:unsure: I've got it. We can retitle the posts.

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11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:wacko: Er - cow-catchers creeping up on the conning towers?

Can you say the letter 'K'? :yes: Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'?  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Can you say the letter 'K'? :yes: Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'?  

I'm sorry, sorry - can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington. :bolt:

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42 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

What's her line? What's her line? :fistscrying:

Corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters.  :drool:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters.  :drool:

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. :rage:

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17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. :rage:

    :thumbsup:   Now, what am I bid for Vermeer's 'Lady Who Used to be at a Window?'    

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11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

    :thumbsup:   Now, what am I bid for Vermeer's 'Lady Who Used to be at a Window?'    

And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :huh:

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9 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :huh:

A pound a pound and all around abound a pound found found lost lost the cost till was't embossed.   :blah:  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

A pound a pound and all around abound a pound found found lost lost the cost till was't embossed.   :blah:  

Still... it's not as bad as spitting is it? :LOL:

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