IbanezJem Posted July 6, 2023 Author Share Posted July 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: With all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours? Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon siphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon siphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings. Oh, shut up! Shut up! Oh, that's better. And now for something completely different...men with three buttocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 6, 2023 Author Share Posted July 6, 2023 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, shut up! Shut up! Oh, that's better. And now for something completely different...men with three buttocks. I think you haven't got the slightest idea what this thread is about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I think you haven't got the slightest idea what this thread is about. I nearly got in at 'H-appy Days' thread... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 7, 2023 Author Share Posted July 7, 2023 9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I nearly got in at 'H-appy Days' thread... You don't mind living in a figment of another man's imagination? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You don't mind living in a figment of another man's imagination? Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 7, 2023 Author Share Posted July 7, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala? 'Allo everyone, it's wonderful to be 'ere y'know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: 'Allo everyone, it's wonderful to be 'ere y'know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year. No...try again but say a different place. No, course you didn't say it badly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 7, 2023 Author Share Posted July 7, 2023 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: No...try again but say a different place. No, course you didn't say it badly! But it's my only line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But it's my only line. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Well, we're very proud of it here, sir. It's one of the most up to date in the country. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, we're very proud of it here, sir. It's one of the most up to date in the country. Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Oh thank you. Well there you are dear. Have a look there, anything you like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh thank you. Well there you are dear. Have a look there, anything you like. I'd like a piece. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more. Nudge, nudge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I'd like a piece. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more. Nudge, nudge. Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! Just to fill you in, this is Nigel Watt, and we are having a little heart-to-heart. H-E-A-R-T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Just to fill you in, this is Nigel Watt, and we are having a little heart-to-heart. H-E-A-R-T. Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time. Wi nOt trei a hOliday in Sweden thi yer? See the wOnderful telephOne system. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Wi nOt trei a hOliday in Sweden thi yer? See the wOnderful telephOne system. Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just watching TV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 44 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just watching TV. In Norge, we hatta svinska offikiose buinni a gogik in Europa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: In Norge, we hatta svinska offikiose buinni a gogik in Europa. Um. Oh this is, is the interview for the management training course is it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 17 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Um. Oh this is, is the interview for the management training course is it? Good Lord, The place is a constant blaze. Wooden buildings, d'you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 10, 2023 Author Share Posted July 10, 2023 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Good Lord, The place is a constant blaze. Wooden buildings, d'you know. Oh, I see, sir. No time ... to ... lose!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 18 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, I see, sir. No time ... to ... lose!! It's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 11, 2023 Author Share Posted July 11, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: It's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. Okay. Uh, legs up! Doctor, come in. Come on in, all of you. That's it. Jolly good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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