IbanezJem Posted December 19, 2022 Author Share Posted December 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! After a blazing row, the Germans and Italians had turned back, taking with them the last of the hairnets. On the third day, a blizzard blew up. Temperatures fell to minus 30 degrees centigrade. Inside the little tent, things were getting desperate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: After a blazing row, the Germans and Italians had turned back, taking with them the last of the hairnets. On the third day, a blizzard blew up. Temperatures fell to minus 30 degrees centigrade. Inside the little tent, things were getting desperate. Don't you talk to me like that, you lying bastard! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 19, 2022 Author Share Posted December 19, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Don't you talk to me like that, you lying bastard! Well, I have for a long time been suffering from a species of brain injury which I incurred during the rigors of childbirth, and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 44 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I have for a long time been suffering from a species of brain injury which I incurred during the rigors of childbirth, and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. And now for something completely different -- a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 32 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And now for something completely different -- a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose. So he can go on playing, can he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: So he can go on playing, can he? Are you sure you don't mind? You're sure I won't be disturbing you? Good. Because I don't want to disturb you, specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Are you sure you don't mind? You're sure I won't be disturbing you? Good. Because I don't want to disturb you, specially as you're being so kind about me not disturbing you. Not at all. That's what I'm here for. Any other problems I can reassure you about? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Not at all. That's what I'm here for. Any other problems I can reassure you about? Well, I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and 15 pounds taken from it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and 15 pounds taken from it. They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 15 hours ago, IbanezJem said: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers. Another little ego trip for the feminists. Oh, sorry, Loretta. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Another little ego trip for the feminists. Oh, sorry, Loretta. She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up. Miss Evans? Mr. Ricky Evans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Miss Evans? Mr. Ricky Evans. In this thread we cannot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13 Lakeside Park. Mrs. Smegma, will you stand up please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: In this thread we cannot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13 Lakeside Park. Mrs. Smegma, will you stand up please. She's keen on knitting and likes to play Cliff Richard records. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: She's keen on knitting and likes to play Cliff Richard records. Which brings us once again to the urgent realisation of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Robert, you've had some thoughts on this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Which brings us once again to the urgent realisation of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Robert, you've had some thoughts on this. Excuse me sir, I ought to have told you that Mr. Blackhawk does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Excuse me sir, I ought to have told you that Mr. Blackhawk does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. Ah, well you've got to know where to look. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, well you've got to know where to look. The head waiter will be pleased to show you his specialities. Or why not ask the cook for something really hot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The head waiter will be pleased to show you his specialities. Or why not ask the cook for something really hot? Would you like a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 18 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Would you like a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway! If I may just cut in on you there, Herr 73...529674205178493270942, and ask you, just quickly... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: If I may just cut in on you there, Herr 73...529674205178493270942, and ask you, just quickly... Two choc-ices please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Two choc-ices please. Does your lovely daughter like Tizer, Simon? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Does your lovely daughter like Tizer, Simon? She's got a big bottom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: She's got a big bottom. Shut up...and stop slouching. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 44 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Shut up...and stop slouching. Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack give the rack a turn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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