treeduck Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I don't answer the door. It's always Jehovas. I have no friends. :banana:Now I've got an image in my head of a Jehovah's Witness knocking on a door, and Ric Flair answering 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I like not answering the door, it makes me feel warm inside... :sundog:Next year I'm going to show up at your doorstep wearing a RUSHHEAD666 costume. But I'll scream "Open up duck! It's Lucas!" while balancing one of those old school boom boxes on my shoulder ((Kiss' Destroyer will be blasting)). I wonder if you'll open the door or remain warm. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I don't answer the door. It's always Jehovas. I have no friends. :banana:Now I've got an image in my head of a Jehovah's Witness knocking on a door, and Ric Flair answering 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I like not answering the door, it makes me feel warm inside... :sundog:Next year I'm going to show up at your doorstep wearing a RUSHHEAD666 costume. But I'll scream "Open up duck! It's Lucas!" while balancing one of those old school boom boxes on my shoulder ((Kiss' Destroyer will be blasting)).I wonder if you'll open the door or remain warm. :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I don't answer the door. It's always Jehovas. I have no friends. :banana:Now I've got an image in my head of a Jehovah's Witness knocking on a door, and Ric Flair answering 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) I like not answering the door, it makes me feel warm inside... :sundog:Next year I'm going to show up at your doorstep wearing a RUSHHEAD666 costume. But I'll scream "Open up duck! It's Lucas!" while balancing one of those old school boom boxes on my shoulder ((Kiss' Destroyer will be blasting)).I wonder if you'll open the door or remain warm. :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :laughing guy: Scenes From A Memory. Edited January 13, 2017 by Verena 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I would do nothing because my music would be playing loud enough that I wouldn't hear the knocking :haz: On a side note, I don't answer the door if i'm not expecting anyone to come over. Me 20 years ago and before that since the first apt. Now adays, I've become a bit more accomodating to my guest's needs [in reason]. I'm not with alla this ANTI 'other people's feelings' thing that seems to be blossoming these days, the "the only thing that matters is ME" schtuff. Plook that.http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Banana%20Angel_1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 On a side note, I don't answer the door if i'm not expecting anyone to come over. For real? That is just weird :S Why would you not answer the door? What if its something important? A delivery or an emergency? Or whatever And what if it's some wacko who is using that as a way to force themselves into the house to try and rob it or possibly hurt someone? Hey, it does happen. Nothing wrong with being cautious when it comes to protecting your life and your property. Ok, you must be one of those people that is just scared of everything... That like never happens....You're right. There's no crime in the USA. Ever. The rest of the world doesn't function like Sweden big guy. You think sweden is a calm place? It happens lots of things here as well. I just don't think some crazy guy would come running in to my home for no reason. That's the thing. You're NOT UNDERSTANDING the CRAZY PERSON's Motives. And, no matter what YOU think, you never will unless YOU experience it, which I hope never happens. Just BE AWARE of your surroundings. NOT paranoid, just AWARE.http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Joyful%20bouncing%20banana.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 If I'm listening to music in my home, it's probably pretty damn loud, so I would turn it down. There's no way in hell that I could leave it. I usually only listen to music when no one else is home, so I can listen to it at a volume that I enjoy.Loud as f**k? I see what you did there! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Bat%20banana%20sm.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) I dont open the door. Its probably Jehovahs Witnesses. I always invite them in and show them my .44 magnum, which I'm cleaning at the time....wearing one of my RUSH shirts....http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/sniper%20banana.gif Edited January 13, 2017 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 On a side note, I don't answer the door if i'm not expecting anyone to come over. For real? That is just weird :S Why would you not answer the door? What if its something important? A delivery or an emergency? Or whatever And what if it's some wacko who is using that as a way to force themselves into the house to try and rob it or possibly hurt someone? Hey, it does happen. Nothing wrong with being cautious when it comes to protecting your life and your property. Ok, you must be one of those people that is just scared of everything... That like never happens....You're right. There's no crime in the USA. Ever. The rest of the world doesn't function like Sweden big guy. You think sweden is a calm place? It happens lots of things here as well. I just don't think some crazy guy would come running in to my home for no reason.Nope, never said that Sweden is a calm place. But I would wager a ton on the rate of crime being much higher in the USA than Sweden...breaking and entering, rape, homicide, etc. Pick a crime. Here's the international homicide rates:http://en.m.wikipedi...l_homicide_rate Sure, the population of the USA is 30 times higher than Sweden's but think about this...According to that link (which I'm sure you'll skip over), there were 87 homicides in ALL of Sweden in 2014. Using that same chart, the USA in 2013 had over 12,000. Mathematically and accounting for the population difference, the USA still has more than 6 times as many homicides. Or okay, how about home burglary (which is more about what we're talking about)? I can think of close to a dozen poor bastards I know who've had their home burglarized. Some, multiple times. And it's not like they live in destitute, crime-ridden areas. I'm talking about suburbia, middle class, and upper middle class homes being burglarized. Is that more than the number of folks you know who've had their homes robbed? Yeah, I'd guess so. But give me your address and I'll run into your home for no reason.If you're going to meet in person for a fist fight I want to be there to feed on your pain. :hi:When I said I'll run into his house for no reason, I meant just that --- run in, run out and hopefully not get tripped up by the overly abundant Rush and Lita Ford album copies or the excessive Swedish crimes that might've spilled over into his crib Yeah, it's probably [his crib] inundated with IKEA home fixtures.....http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/rapper%20banana.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Good thinking. It could be a land shark!http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/landshark/2832305?snl=1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Scared?? No, Treephuck, no emotions necessary, you bubble-head! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Puple%20Banana%20dance.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Scared?? No, Treephuck, no emotions necessary, you bubble-head! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Puple%20Banana%20dance.gifYou sound scared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Scared?? No, Treephuck, no emotions necessary, you bubble-head! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Puple%20Banana%20dance.gifYou sound scared! Not in YOUR lifetime, treedle DEE!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Mickey%20Mouse%20banana.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Scared?? No, Treephuck, no emotions necessary, you bubble-head! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Puple%20Banana%20dance.gifYou sound scared! Not in YOUR lifetime, treedle DEE!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Mickey%20Mouse%20banana.gifNot only are ya scared you're embarrassed about it. Why else would you answer a question about it that was directed at someone else few days ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Scared?? No, Treephuck, no emotions necessary, you bubble-head! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Puple%20Banana%20dance.gifYou sound scared! Not in YOUR lifetime, treedle DEE!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Mickey%20Mouse%20banana.gifNot only are ya scared you're embarrassed about it. Why else would you answer a question about it that was directed at someone else few days ago! Mr. TREEDLE DUMB, I was answering your quote of MY post. I am neither scared NOR embarrassed. Shake your head a few times, and try again!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Suave%20Banana.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Scared?? No, Treephuck, no emotions necessary, you bubble-head! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Puple%20Banana%20dance.gifYou sound scared! Not in YOUR lifetime, treedle DEE!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Mickey%20Mouse%20banana.gifNot only are ya scared you're embarrassed about it. Why else would you answer a question about it that was directed at someone else few days ago! Mr. TREEDLE DUMB, I was answering your quote of MY post. I am neither scared NOR embarrassed. Shake your head a few times, and try again!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Suave%20Banana.pngI was talking to GotNeilPeart not you. Check again. You're jumping into someone else's conversation and making a fool of yourself. Maybe you're doing on purpose I don't know. You need to read before you post in future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Scared?? No, Treephuck, no emotions necessary, you bubble-head! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Puple%20Banana%20dance.gifYou sound scared! Not in YOUR lifetime, treedle DEE!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Mickey%20Mouse%20banana.gifNot only are ya scared you're embarrassed about it. Why else would you answer a question about it that was directed at someone else few days ago! Mr. TREEDLE DUMB, I was answering your quote of MY post. I am neither scared NOR embarrassed. Shake your head a few times, and try again!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Suave%20Banana.pngI was talking to GotNeilPeart not you. Check again. You're jumping into someone else's conversation and making a fool of yourself. Maybe you're doing on purpose I don't know. You need to read before you post in future. I said to SHAKE YOUR HEAD FIRST, goombah! On second thought, you'll never 'get it', so NEVERMIND! YOU read it a second time. I wasn't speaking to GNP, I was trying to inform YOU that the emotion of being 'scared' didn't apply to the situation. :eyeroll: :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I rarely awnser the door anyway, so I don't care.Scared?? No, Treephuck, no emotions necessary, you bubble-head! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Puple%20Banana%20dance.gifYou sound scared! Not in YOUR lifetime, treedle DEE!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Mickey%20Mouse%20banana.gifNot only are ya scared you're embarrassed about it. Why else would you answer a question about it that was directed at someone else few days ago! Mr. TREEDLE DUMB, I was answering your quote of MY post. I am neither scared NOR embarrassed. Shake your head a few times, and try again!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Suave%20Banana.pngI was talking to GotNeilPeart not you. Check again. You're jumping into someone else's conversation and making a fool of yourself. Maybe you're doing on purpose I don't know. You need to read before you post in future. I said to SHAKE YOUR HEAD FIRST, goombah! On second thought, you'll never 'get it', so NEVERMIND! YOU read it a second time. I wasn't speaking to GNP, I was trying to inform YOU that the emotion of being 'scared' didn't apply to the situation. :eyeroll: :banana:Why butt in on something that was like a couple of days ago? I don't get it, you're right. And you obviously don't get my meaning from my original post so whatever you're saying you're barking up the wrong tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 You wanna meet my 'Li'L Friend?' Tree, I must have, but I STILL can't think of any other way to take what you asked her....taking into consideration of what she'd typed before about answering the door.....BACK TO THE THREAD! What I'd do if someone came to my door and wanted to bug me? I'd PULL 'EM IN MY APT> and RAM one of my JBL 100 loud speakers and CRAM IT UP THEIR ASS! And then SUE 'EM for REPLACEMENT of said SPEAKER!...it'd serve 'em RIGHTfor disturbing my music listening!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Banana%20sword.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 You wanna meet my 'Li'L Friend?' Tree, I must have, but I STILL can't think of any other way to take what you asked her....taking into consideration of what she'd typed before about answering the door.....BACK TO THE THREAD! What I'd do if someone came to my door and wanted to bug me? I'd PULL 'EM IN MY APT> and RAM one of my JBL 100 loud speakers and CRAM IT UP THEIR ASS! And then SUE 'EM for REPLACEMENT of said SPEAKER!...it'd serve 'em RIGHTfor disturbing my music listening!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Banana%20sword.gifhttp://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/leatherface062711.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Say you listening to music, and suddenly someone is knocking on your door. What do you do? (except for opening the door ofcourse) Do you keep playing the music the way it is?Do you turn off the music?Do you turn down the volume?I wrap a towel around my mid section, turn down the music, then answer the door. Depending on who it is and how old they are I will often drop the towel to the ground while greeting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 You wanna meet my 'Li'L Friend?' Tree, I must have, but I STILL can't think of any other way to take what you asked her....taking into consideration of what she'd typed before about answering the door.....BACK TO THE THREAD! What I'd do if someone came to my door and wanted to bug me? I'd PULL 'EM IN MY APT> and RAM one of my JBL 100 loud speakers and CRAM IT UP THEIR ASS! And then SUE 'EM for REPLACEMENT of said SPEAKER!...it'd serve 'em RIGHTfor disturbing my music listening!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Banana%20sword.gifhttp://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/leatherface062711.jpg That movie was SOOOOOOO GROSSSSSSSSSS!!!. What almost made me puke though, one of the friends I went to the drive in with though, got a SLOPPY JOE at half time! [that's what the 'family' that did the killings turned their victims into. SLOPPY JOES at their service station!]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/puking%20banana.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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