vaportrailer Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 tedzzz is tedzzz, whether at rest or in motion. The persistence of tedzzz! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OG8hdBV5Un0/UfEgnUyoOPI/AAAAAAAARq4/C91YA148hUM/s640/Parody+art+Dali,+chocolate+chips.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 6, 2016 Author Share Posted November 6, 2016 Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into? :otedzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yay: :yay:Yeah, but who or what's a tedzzz when it's at home? :otedzzz is just tedzzz, nothing more, nothing less. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into? :otedzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yay: :yay:Yeah, but who or what's a tedzzz when it's at home? :otedzzz is just tedzzz, nothing more, nothing less.tedzzz..? ..? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Throw out your meds,All you need is tedzzz! (and maybe a C Munro thread...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 more fun than Nugentzzz,more sober (and alive) than Kennedyzzz,more handsome than Danson! tedzzz is truly 'the Ted King' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 7, 2016 Author Share Posted November 7, 2016 tedzzz favorite place to be is next to Alex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 tedzzz favorite place to be is next to Alex! tedzzz is like Gedzzz: both want to be close to Alex, both enjoy wine, and both enjoy fish art. But does tedzzz own a kimono? He'll never tell, that cagey tedzzz! http://www.jonathansteele-artwork-gallery.com/images/car-art-fish-1.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 (edited) tedzzz wants to be emphatic about his feelings for Caroline Munro.In fact, his fave play-list consists of:Sweet Caroline - N DiamondOh Caroline - Cheap TrickCaroline, No - The Sea EunuchsCarolina in My Mind - that guitar guyTime Stand Still - Rush (it is his favorite song, remember?)Time Stand Still - Nelly Turdfado (just so tedzzz can have a version that he can cry unashamedly to. Six heads can produce many tears.) Caroline Stand Still: Edited November 7, 2016 by vaportrailer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 from "Work in Progress": Once upon a midnight dreary,While I pondered weak and weary,Over the poster of Caroline Munro scotch-taped to the door.I fell into deep slumber,My dreams were filled with lumber,I put the blame on Twin Peaks, which I'd watched just before."Stupid midget", I muttered, my voice a dark whine."I don't want you in my dreams, I want Caroline." tedzzzger Allan Poo http://happybday.to/sites/pics/caroline-munro-adam-ant-2.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Early exit polling indicates Deez Nuts is beating Tedzz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Early exit polling indicates Deez Nuts is beating Tedzz. That's cuz Tedzz is a dick. His half-baked ramblings are an embarrassment not only to language, but to one's sense of hearing.tedzzz on the other hand is riding high in a sea of awesome sauce. :D-13: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Did you know that tedzzz likes to rock some guitar? He has a jam band with his buddy "Little Stevie" Hawking. They have matching flying V's, and a killer set list, which includes Stevie H's all-time favorite jam "Cygnus X-1". They're called "Hawking-tedzzz". tedzzz is also working on a solo project called "No Hawking, Just tedzzz". He hopes to have Josh Freese play some drums on it. Come on Josh! Rock a track for tedzzz. It'll be more fun than doing anything with Kenny Loggins. http://www.gloucesterclam.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hawking-3.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 True story, and I know tedzzz wouldn't mind if I told it: tedzzz first concert was seeing a Red Sovine cover band called "Phantom 309".They were terrible, but little tedzzz and all his headzzz weren't aware of that.They were enchanted by the music that was coming off the stage. It was so beautiful, like nothing he'd ever heard.And tedzzz wept without shame.Without shame.tedzzz has a lesson to show you all. Or maybe it was a lesion. You never know with tedzzz! oh sweet little baby jezus bless you tedzzz and bless you forever. Gesundheit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I was protesting tonight in the streets against Tedzzz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I was protesting tonight in the streets against Tedzzz. Right on! That Tedzzz is a total waste of skin.Good thing tedzzz is a real cool dude who's always in a groovy mood! http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/old-man-clashing-polyester-1970s-funny-family-photos-212x300.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 12, 2016 Author Share Posted November 12, 2016 tedzzz plans on building a wall, but he's not telling why! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 tedzzz plans on building a wall, but he's not telling why! Although it's been said that the wall is to keep his nosy neighbour from prying into tedzzz 6-headed business.That neighbour? None other than Kenny "Poo Corner" Loggins, whose very presence is irritating to most life forms. Stay strong tedzzz! Loggins cannot prevail! His feet are too loose, and his ego too big! http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/images/album_1404022163.png 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 tedzzz voted for Gary Johnson because he has a Johnson so he thought that's a good reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 tedzzz voted for Gary Johnson because he has a Johnson so he thought that's a good reason.I was thinking tedzzz was just some dumb dope but I'm beginning to rethink this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 You're all insane! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Caroline Munro sez that tedzzz is no "Goody Two Shoes"! She's adamant! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 tedzzz believes: space > timeMars > Milky Way (candy)Starcrash > Battlefield Earth http://nowstreamingpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/CAROLINE-MUNRO_2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2015/12/17/katherine-waterston.jpg?itok=cdjmzl-5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 One of tedzzz's dreams is to play 'patty-cake' with Caroline Munro in space. I think he's onto something! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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