vaportrailer Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 https://www.eskimi.com/tedzzz LIAR!!! He is NOT tedzzz!!!!!!! He sure isn't, but he's obviously interested.Could he be the first tedzzzarian? tedzzzologist? tedzzzist?It's spreading like wildfire! Go tedzzz go! Strive ever onwards! Strive!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 No Xena no! Say it ain't so! Get away from that awful man! http://www.lucylawlessfanclub.com/duets/2/1258.jpgLucy Lawless is looking fantastic. Loggins less so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Please send all tedzzz queries to: http://www.kennyloggins.com/images/home/connect-email.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 28, 2016 Author Share Posted November 28, 2016 tedzzz is everywhere, here. Under the stars above, under the hard-earned bought and paid for home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 tedzzz is everywhere, here. Under the stars above, under the hard-earned bought and paid for home. YOU KILLED tedzzz?!?!?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 tedzzz is everywhere, here. Under the stars above, under the hard-earned bought and paid for home. Ohhhh...I get it now!You're equating tedzzz with a state of mind, sense of emotional well-being, an interconnectedness between all...or a dead squirrel...You could write Rush lyrics with those powerful metaphors! http://www.iloveindia.com/spirituality/gurus/gifs/guru-nanak.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Speaking of interconnectedness, do you think six-headed tedzzz would like to go out with a lady with six pairs of arms? http://us.123rf.com/450wm/jayfish/jayfish1209/jayfish120900351/15476800-woman-with-many-arms-holding-telephone.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Reader's questions: 1) Is tedzzz an insect?No, he's never done that with a family member. 2) How does tedzzz answer a phone?He waits until it rings. 3) If tedzzz is on a train going 60 MPH and Tick is roller skating like mad...I'll stop you right there. tedzzz adopted the metric system in 1999. "It just makes sense" he said. 4) What does tedzzz do?I'm not a fan of answering a question with a question, but what doesn't he do? 5) How does tedzzz know Steven Seagal?tedzzz actually worked as a Key Grip on Seagal's shelved "Lumpy Fist" project. Seagal liked what he saw, but tedzzz didn't and would continually harangue Seagal by calling him "Turd-boat", and saying to him at every opportunity: "You're a bad actor." Seagal thought this was hilarious, and hired tedzzz for his remake of John Waters "Pecker"."Steven Seagal's Pecker" did not go over so well with the movie-going public, so the actor and tedzzz parted ways. 6) Is it true that tedzzz once asked Sarah McLaughlin out on a date?No. Well maybe, and by maybe I mean most definitely. 7) Is it true that...No! Who told you that? Get out of here! Show's over. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 2) How does tedzzz answer a phone?He waits until it rings. Not sure why, but I really got a kick out of that. :LMAO: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 6) Is it true that tedzzz once asked Sarah McLaughlin out on a date?No. Well maybe, and by maybe I mean most definitely. See Disembodied Spirit for details about Sarah. Sarah sure does get around with Rush fans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 6) Is it true that tedzzz once asked Sarah McLaughlin out on a date?No. Well maybe, and by maybe I mean most definitely. See Disembodied Spirit for details about Sarah. Sarah sure does get around with Rush fans. What? She's been with more than Disembodied Spirit and tedzzz???Actually, I'd noticed that in DS's whatchamacallit, and thought it was nifty.Apologies DS if you read this. I wasn't trying to appropriate your 'brand', I was just having a tad of a lark. :D oh yeah, ps: tedzzz! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 http://www.funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/32-Funny-Photoshopped-Pictures-028.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 http://www.funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/32-Funny-Photoshopped-Pictures-028.jpg So is Zelix. Zelix and Tedzzz The TRF Bookends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Some of the family: tedzzz grandfather, fredzzz And his grandmother, edzzzwina 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Ah Edzzzwina! She was living proof that three headzzz are better than one. She never missed a trick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 And the Fedzzz are still looking for that scoundrel Fredzzz. A slick dude that one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I was originally looking for worms, when I found this thread. It's a pretty wormy thread, if you ask me. http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/48/03/63429766437067/0/humans-muppet-skin.w1456.jpg We sure weren't asking you, feathered friend! Now fly off, because six heads can eat a lot of you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Aww! But I love tedzzz and want to touch in him in ways that sorta got me into trouble before! http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/79/54/63429766290177/0/humans-muppet-skin.w1456.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 This is tedzzz's friend Randall and his wiener dog Gary.They met tedzzz on a bridge-viewing expedition in Oregon, and they've been buddies ever since. tedzzz friendzzz! http://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/vivian-dachshund-giant-wiener-dog-photoshop-mitch-boyer-5.jpg"Standing still next to bridges? Absolutely! Whaddya say Gary?""Rowf!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Does tedzzz pitch or catch??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Does tedzzz pitch or catch??? tedzzz stopped short at that question. Could it be a clever euphemism? We'll never know...One thing's for sure, tedzzz IS a catch!Each of his six heads is cleaned vigorously every day, and he is conversant in the art of gallantry.He also likes Vietnamese soup, late-period Soundgarden, and is a nifty dancer! C'mon gals, pitch some woo tedzzz's way! http://us.123rf.com/450wm/nataliyaart/nataliyaart1206/nataliyaart120600020/14125994-cute-pink-woman-monster.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 9, 2016 Author Share Posted December 9, 2016 The hour is at hand, tedzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 The hour is at hand, tedzzz http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/57491699.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 tedzzz..! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 All tedzzz wants for Christmas is a spankin'! http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy02YTY1MWJlYjUwOWEyMmM2.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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