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I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush.

Caress of Steel for me. It`s unique alright, in a very lovely way. It`s got everything and often where you least expect it. :rush:

I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon.

I can't tell you how much that means :wub:

I fancy the Turks tomorrow. :blush: They`re not the Turks of my salad days, that`s for sure. England seemed to beat them 8-0 all the time. Italy for me though; I hope they progress because I think their national anthem is easily the best one. Surprising that history portrays them as, let`s say, not great fighters - that rousing tune should have them "up for it".

Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly. :P And thwow him to the floor, please. He just sits there, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. :drool: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. :atickhum: Heh, excuse me! Coo-ee! Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Well must get on or I'll spoil. Janet - to the kitchen. :D-13: I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float. All right, Mr. Simon, I'll take over. :bump: Morning Mr. Hamlet. My name's Robert. Sorry to keep you waiting. Oh, you don't mind if Peter just sits in, do you? Only Peter's writing a book on me. Peter, you know Robert from the 'Mail', don't you? 'Newspaper' - 'litter bin' - 'litter bin' - dreadful. :moon: Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. Somehow we've got to get in there and get it. You need some sort of diversion. Wait, I've got it... :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Here we see a honey bear not engaged in a life or death struggle about anything. These honey bears are placid and peaceful creatures and consequently bad television. You can talk about the Steelers :poke: Bears game this Saturday. I'm afraid I don't quite follow you. Are you selling something? :yes: Say you open at one shekel. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred. ...and we've just heard that 73's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and threads for this evening can be continued as planned. Very expensive posts, expensive sound, expensive special effects there...cheap admin. :P If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.

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The extent of my Doobie knowledge.

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Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly. :P And thwow him to the floor, please. He just sits there, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. :drool: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. :atickhum: Heh, excuse me! Coo-ee! Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Well must get on or I'll spoil. Janet - to the kitchen. :D-13: I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float. All right, Mr. Simon, I'll take over. :bump: Morning Mr. Hamlet. My name's Robert. Sorry to keep you waiting. Oh, you don't mind if Peter just sits in, do you? Only Peter's writing a book on me. Peter, you know Robert from the 'Mail', don't you? 'Newspaper' - 'litter bin' - 'litter bin' - dreadful. :moon: Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. Somehow we've got to get in there and get it. You need some sort of diversion. Wait, I've got it... :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Here we see a honey bear not engaged in a life or death struggle about anything. These honey bears are placid and peaceful creatures and consequently bad television. You can talk about the Steelers :poke: Bears game this Saturday. I'm afraid I don't quite follow you. Are you selling something? :yes: Say you open at one shekel. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred. ...and we've just heard that 73's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and threads for this evening can be continued as planned.

Italy. I think they`ve got something cooking under Mancini - I`ve been a fully justified, handsome fool with overlooking them. They`re a proverbial winning machine and they could be hot at the right time.

I'd go for France but still hope that a black horse would show up. The Finns made their way to Euros for the first time as did North Macedonia, and even though the Finns beat France in November my guess is that it will not be very easy for the eagle owl team to qualify for the round of 16. Not impossible, though. The Danish squad looks pretty good on paper, let's see what Hjulmand comes up with in practice. Austria, Ukraine and the Netherlands - North Macedonia will fancy their chances in that group (although each team will be confident). NM might the horse of darkest colour you are looking for?

Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly. :P And thwow him to the floor, please. He just sits there, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. :drool: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. :atickhum: Heh, excuse me! Coo-ee! Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Well must get on or I'll spoil. Janet - to the kitchen. :D-13: I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float. All right, Mr. Simon, I'll take over. :bump: Morning Mr. Hamlet. My name's Robert. Sorry to keep you waiting. Oh, you don't mind if Peter just sits in, do you? Only Peter's writing a book on me. Peter, you know Robert from the 'Mail', don't you? 'Newspaper' - 'litter bin' - 'litter bin' - dreadful. :moon: Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. Somehow we've got to get in there and get it. You need some sort of diversion. Wait, I've got it... :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Here we see a honey bear not engaged in a life or death struggle about anything. These honey bears are placid and peaceful creatures and consequently bad television. You can talk about the Steelers :poke: Bears game this Saturday. I'm afraid I don't quite follow you. Are you selling something?

Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly. :P And thwow him to the floor, please. He just sits there, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. :drool: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. :atickhum: Heh, excuse me! Coo-ee! Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Well must get on or I'll spoil. Janet - to the kitchen. :D-13: I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float. All right, Mr. Simon, I'll take over. :bump: Morning Mr. Hamlet. My name's Robert. Sorry to keep you waiting. Oh, you don't mind if Peter just sits in, do you? Only Peter's writing a book on me. Peter, you know Robert from the 'Mail', don't you? 'Newspaper' - 'litter bin' - 'litter bin' - dreadful. :moon: Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. Somehow we've got to get in there and get it. You need some sort of diversion. Wait, I've got it... :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: Here we see a honey bear not engaged in a life or death struggle about anything. These honey bears are placid and peaceful creatures and consequently bad television.

I don`t know when I last listened to Deguello, but it`s pretty cool that every song and riff and solo are all stored in my head.

Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly. :P And thwow him to the floor, please. He just sits there, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. :drool: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. :atickhum: Heh, excuse me! Coo-ee! Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Well must get on or I'll spoil. Janet - to the kitchen. :D-13: I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float. All right, Mr. Simon, I'll take over. :bump: Morning Mr. Hamlet. My name's Robert. Sorry to keep you waiting. Oh, you don't mind if Peter just sits in, do you? Only Peter's writing a book on me. Peter, you know Robert from the 'Mail', don't you? 'Newspaper' - 'litter bin' - 'litter bin' - dreadful. :moon: Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap.

Well, you just hate everyone! ;)I`m always worried about Germany. The recall of the experienced players to go with the incompetent boobery of Werner might just work. I don`t think England are as good as France but the home advantage might work. Even though the fans are booing the players for kneeling. The idea of Coady and Mings trying to stop Mbappe though,... :rfl: I'm going with Spain and Morata winning the goal-scoring crown. I think I have a Nova Carmina emotion towards Spain. I know I was supposed to love it, as the media kept telling me it was great, but I really disliked their style of play whilst they were accumulating tournament wins. I always say, if you don't like tiki-taka, do something about it. Take the ball away from them. There is a method to this madness. You tire out the opponent that's constantly chasing the ball, and then you finish him off. Thankfully, I don`t have to provide a cunning stratagem to counter it, but I can avoid watching it :fuckinputer: I'll have a close look at it on the 19th... :rose: If you get the De Gea that played for Spain and Man Utd over the last two years, Lewandowski will fill his boots, and his shoes, and everyone else`s footwear too. Your boy`ll need maybe two chances to score, and De Gea messes up every second save :ebert: My guess we'll have one shot on target so... :rose: Where`s your Denmark 1992, Greece 2004 spirit, eh? :tsk: It got lost sometime in the late 80s. You should hear what they're saying after our draw with Iceland today. Because they have a smaller population than Bydgoszcz, everyone thinks it`s a bad result - but they are a sneaky bunch, those Icelandics. Roy Hodgson still has that harrowed look about him, and not just because he`s 102. It's more about us than Iceland. Szczesny is shaky, defense is making Ekstraklasa-type mistakes and our midfielders' passes to forwards are either off-target or end up as goal kicks for the opposing keeper. Saw a clip of a parachutist landing on the pitch in an Ekstraklasa match - where was the crowd? Covid ban or just disillusioned support?

Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly. :P And thwow him to the floor, please. He just sits there, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. :drool: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. :atickhum: Heh, excuse me! Coo-ee! Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Well must get on or I'll spoil. Janet - to the kitchen. :D-13: I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float. All right, Mr. Simon, I'll take over. :bump: Morning Mr. Hamlet. My name's Robert. Sorry to keep you waiting. Oh, you don't mind if Peter just sits in, do you? Only Peter's writing a book on me. Peter, you know Robert from the 'Mail', don't you?

Well, you just hate everyone! ;)I`m always worried about Germany. The recall of the experienced players to go with the incompetent boobery of Werner might just work. I don`t think England are as good as France but the home advantage might work. Even though the fans are booing the players for kneeling. The idea of Coady and Mings trying to stop Mbappe though,... :rfl: I'm going with Spain and Morata winning the goal-scoring crown. I think I have a Nova Carmina emotion towards Spain. I know I was supposed to love it, as the media kept telling me it was great, but I really disliked their style of play whilst they were accumulating tournament wins. I always say, if you don't like tiki-taka, do something about it. Take the ball away from them. There is a method to this madness. You tire out the opponent that's constantly chasing the ball, and then you finish him off. Thankfully, I don`t have to provide a cunning stratagem to counter it, but I can avoid watching it :fuckinputer: I'll have a close look at it on the 19th... :rose: If you get the De Gea that played for Spain and Man Utd over the last two years, Lewandowski will fill his boots, and his shoes, and everyone else`s footwear too. Your boy`ll need maybe two chances to score, and De Gea messes up every second save :ebert: My guess we'll have one shot on target so... :rose: Where`s your Denmark 1992, Greece 2004 spirit, eh? :tsk: It got lost sometime in the late 80s. You should hear what they're saying after our draw with Iceland today. Because they have a smaller population than Bydgoszcz, everyone thinks it`s a bad result - but they are a sneaky bunch, those Icelandics. Roy Hodgson still has that harrowed look about him, and not just because he`s 102.

The rap is crap - lyrics and delivery. I`d rather they`d sampled 60 seconds of Public Enemy.

Well, you just hate everyone! ;)I`m always worried about Germany. The recall of the experienced players to go with the incompetent boobery of Werner might just work. I don`t think England are as good as France but the home advantage might work. Even though the fans are booing the players for kneeling. The idea of Coady and Mings trying to stop Mbappe though,... :rfl: I'm going with Spain and Morata winning the goal-scoring crown. I think I have a Nova Carmina emotion towards Spain. I know I was supposed to love it, as the media kept telling me it was great, but I really disliked their style of play whilst they were accumulating tournament wins. I always say, if you don't like tiki-taka, do something about it. Take the ball away from them. There is a method to this madness. You tire out the opponent that's constantly chasing the ball, and then you finish him off. Thankfully, I don`t have to provide a cunning stratagem to counter it, but I can avoid watching it :fuckinputer: I'll have a close look at it on the 19th... :rose: If you get the De Gea that played for Spain and Man Utd over the last two years, Lewandowski will fill his boots, and his shoes, and everyone else`s footwear too. Your boy`ll need maybe two chances to score, and De Gea messes up every second save :ebert: My guess we'll have one shot on target so... :rose: Where`s your Denmark 1992, Greece 2004 spirit, eh? :tsk:

Well, you just hate everyone! ;)I`m always worried about Germany. The recall of the experienced players to go with the incompetent boobery of Werner might just work. I don`t think England are as good as France but the home advantage might work. Even though the fans are booing the players for kneeling. The idea of Coady and Mings trying to stop Mbappe though,... :rfl: I'm going with Spain and Morata winning the goal-scoring crown. I think I have a Nova Carmina emotion towards Spain. I know I was supposed to love it, as the media kept telling me it was great, but I really disliked their style of play whilst they were accumulating tournament wins. I always say, if you don't like tiki-taka, do something about it. Take the ball away from them. There is a method to this madness. You tire out the opponent that's constantly chasing the ball, and then you finish him off. Thankfully, I don`t have to provide a cunning stratagem to counter it, but I can avoid watching it :fuckinputer: I'll have a close look at it on the 19th... :rose: If you get the De Gea that played for Spain and Man Utd over the last two years, Lewandowski will fill his boots, and his shoes, and everyone else`s footwear too. Your boy`ll need maybe two chances to score, and De Gea messes up every second save :ebert:

Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly. :P And thwow him to the floor, please. He just sits there, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. :drool: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. :atickhum: Heh, excuse me! Coo-ee! Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Well must get on or I'll spoil. Janet - to the kitchen. :D-13: I'll run you there and back on my psychiatrist's float.

Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly. :P And thwow him to the floor, please. He just sits there, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. :drool: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. :atickhum: Heh, excuse me! Coo-ee! Er, can you put it in the kitchen?

Well, you just hate everyone! ;)I`m always worried about Germany. The recall of the experienced players to go with the incompetent boobery of Werner might just work. I don`t think England are as good as France but the home advantage might work. Even though the fans are booing the players for kneeling. The idea of Coady and Mings trying to stop Mbappe though,... :rfl: I'm going with Spain and Morata winning the goal-scoring crown. I think I have a Nova Carmina emotion towards Spain. I know I was supposed to love it, as the media kept telling me it was great, but I really disliked their style of play whilst they were accumulating tournament wins. I always say, if you don't like tiki-taka, do something about it. Take the ball away from them. There is a method to this madness. You tire out the opponent that's constantly chasing the ball, and then you finish him off. Thankfully, I don`t have to provide a cunning stratagem to counter it, but I can avoid watching it :fuckinputer: