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    Fine, fine, fine, thank you. No more sherry for me don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa, remarkable!
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    Only that you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as tonight's film society meeting was cancelled.
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    We can't afford to take any chances -- sack the entire washing staff!
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    It's nothing to worry about, although it is extremely dangerous! I shall be juggling with your life, I shall be playing ducks and drakes with your very existence.
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    The WTF part of this poll is that, of all the Rush albums to include with those three certified classics, they picked T4E? How totally random. But we all know how some music polls work -- you purposely include a WTF choice because people will pick it for a goof. If you really thought a Rush album belonged with those other three, you go with Moving Pictures or maybe Permanent Waves or you don't include Rush at all.
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    I'm sorry I'm late m'lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Don't bother to recap, I'll pick it up as we go along.
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    We used to have to eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
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    Oh yes, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.
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    I'm more interesting than a wet pussy cat!
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    From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'. It's my right as a man.
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    Where the men dressed as ladies???
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    Personally, I very much doubt if they're going to say anything about the meaning of life at all.
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    England 932 A.D.
  14. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Why is Rhodesia called Rhodesia?
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    I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
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    What a stroke of luck! Now perhaps cycling will become less precarious.
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    I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
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    Come on then love...drop 'em!
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    I've got to go to the Robinsons, they've lost nine today.
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    I am no longer infected.
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    Look... if we built this large wooden badger...
  22. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Once, I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
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    Quite a lot of casualties,, sir. C Division wiped out. Signals gone. Thirty men killed in SOCN Section.
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    Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? Oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano.
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    You didn't say "mattress" did you? I did ask you not to say "mattress."
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