Freddy Lee

Freddy Lee is currently in his basement, looking for more FNAF news clippings, theorizing the possibilities of the Bite of 87 killer, keeping away Julie the not-so-terrible ghost, and eating a bag of popcorn. Good?

Needs a new rim job.

Ms. Johnson, your headlights are turned on.

Have you noticed that more and more women are having their navel's pierced? That's because its a handy place to hang the air freshener.

Three words to ruin a man's ego: "Is it in"?

Sex is like a misdameanor, the more I miss it, the meaner I get.

Uhh, I always have. I still do!

Here ya go fraroc. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uyd4q-btF3E/maxresdefault.jpg

Stay strong man. I believe you can do it! Just remember what I told you. And maybe you can make another FNAF thread! :D And above all, keep calm and stay Freddy!

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:cheers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :cheers:

He's just been penalized an extra stroke. 1()()()th post! :P

My sig is f'ing awesome. Very Freddy. I just added this to it: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150729213802/freddy-fazbears-pizza/images/d/d7/Fredbear_and_Friends.gif

:cheers: Happy Anniversary x1yyz! :cheers:

I love this song. One of the greatest tracks on Test For Echo.

No love for Freddy Lee... http://orig01.deviantart.net/5f70/f/2014/360/0/4/sad_freddy_by_charlie890890-d8bda8o.png

Yes. More than once. Have you ever had a family member who was so annoying, you had to kill him/her?

When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day. My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face. "I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly. "I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!"

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

:cheers: Happy anniversary BowlCity! :cheers:

Someone order a Meowkeller?

:cheers: Happy bday! :cheers:

I have smoked at least once in my life. Truth