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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

Ah, Mr Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefit, please? :drool: Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

Ah, Mr Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefit, please? :drool: Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?

Yes, and here's the address you send it to:

 

TRF

BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES

THIRD WASHROOM ALONG

VICTORIA STATION

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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

Ah, Mr Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefit, please? :drool: Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?

Yes, and here's the address you send it to:

 

TRF

BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES

THIRD WASHROOM ALONG

VICTORIA STATION

The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact 73, but a man wanted by the police. :ph34r:
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

Ah, Mr Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefit, please? :drool: Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?

Yes, and here's the address you send it to:

 

TRF

BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES

THIRD WASHROOM ALONG

VICTORIA STATION

The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact 73, but a man wanted by the police. :ph34r:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

Ah, Mr Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefit, please? :drool: Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?

Yes, and here's the address you send it to:

 

TRF

BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES

THIRD WASHROOM ALONG

VICTORIA STATION

The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact 73, but a man wanted by the police. :ph34r:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

And what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

Ah, Mr Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefit, please? :drool: Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?

Yes, and here's the address you send it to:

 

TRF

BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES

THIRD WASHROOM ALONG

VICTORIA STATION

The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact 73, but a man wanted by the police. :ph34r:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

And what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

In fact, he has fallen in love with the lady who 'does' for Mrs Entrail. :whipgirl:
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

Ah, Mr Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefit, please? :drool: Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?

Yes, and here's the address you send it to:

 

TRF

BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES

THIRD WASHROOM ALONG

VICTORIA STATION

The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact 73, but a man wanted by the police. :ph34r:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

And what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

In fact, he has fallen in love with the lady who 'does' for Mrs Entrail. :whipgirl:

She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land
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Oh, 73 Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:

The administrators of TRF have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under.

You slimy Trollope, what kind of a pounce are you? :unsure: It was one of 73's.

Could I just say here, Blackhawk, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

No, no we haven't time, because we're just going straight over to Luton.

Primitive customs still survive here :hug2: as if the march of time had passed them by.

Right you are, blackhawkrush. No time to lose.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Hello, Curry's? I'd like to try one of your thirteen-and-sixpenny brains, please. :Alex: :wub:

Are you the brain specialist?

Uh, he's had a basic medical training, yes.

Ah, Mr Rodgets, have you got your unemployment benefit, please? :drool: Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?

Yes, and here's the address you send it to:

 

TRF

BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES

THIRD WASHROOM ALONG

VICTORIA STATION

The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact 73, but a man wanted by the police. :ph34r:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

And what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

In fact, he has fallen in love with the lady who 'does' for Mrs Entrail. :whipgirl:

She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:
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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $
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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $

You see, we lease this message board back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $

You see, we lease this message board back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

I am the user of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new administrator. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? :wtf:
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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $

You see, we lease this message board back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

I am the user of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new administrator. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? :wtf:

I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.
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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $

You see, we lease this message board back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

I am the user of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new administrator. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? :wtf:

I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.

All right, I confess. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. :crazy:
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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $

You see, we lease this message board back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

I am the user of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new administrator. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? :wtf:

I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.

All right, I confess. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. :crazy:

Well I may be an idiot but I'm no fool.
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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $

You see, we lease this message board back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

I am the user of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new administrator. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? :wtf:

I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.

All right, I confess. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. :crazy:

Well I may be an idiot but I'm no fool.

Citizen takes idioting seriously. He is up at six o'clock every morning working on special training equipment designed to keep him silly.

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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $

You see, we lease this message board back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

I am the user of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new administrator. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? :wtf:

I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.

All right, I confess. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. :crazy:

Well I may be an idiot but I'm no fool.

Citizen takes idioting seriously. He is up at six o'clock every morning working on special training equipment designed to keep him silly.

I have a cold shower every morning just before I go mad, and then I go mad, 1. Mad, 2. Mad, 3. Mad, 4...
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She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge … tracts of land

The land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :cool:

It's only a model.

You see, TRF has to pay a user twenty guineas if he posts, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. $ :unsure: $

You see, we lease this message board back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

I am the user of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new administrator. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake? :wtf:

I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.

All right, I confess. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. :crazy:

Well I may be an idiot but I'm no fool.

Citizen takes idioting seriously. He is up at six o'clock every morning working on special training equipment designed to keep him silly.

I have a cold shower every morning just before I go mad, and then I go mad, 1. Mad, 2. Mad, 3. Mad, 4...

:ranton: Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. :rantoff:
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