Your_Lion Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and West 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on television 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it? :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it? :eyeroll:Mornin Mrs Non-Robinson. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it? :eyeroll:Mornin Mrs Non-Robinson.Hello, Mrs. Entity. :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it? :eyeroll:Mornin Mrs Non-Robinson.Hello, Mrs. Entity. :)And there's Mrs Griffiths, who's remained unswapped. Edited January 25, 2015 by Your_Lion 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it? :eyeroll:Mornin Mrs Non-Robinson.Hello, Mrs. Entity. :)And there's Mrs Griffiths, who's remained unswapped.She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here, I'll kick her teeth in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 26, 2015 Author Share Posted January 26, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it? :eyeroll:Mornin Mrs Non-Robinson.Hello, Mrs. Entity. :)And there's Mrs Griffiths, who's remained unswapped.She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here, I'll kick her teeth in. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it? :eyeroll:Mornin Mrs Non-Robinson.Hello, Mrs. Entity. :)And there's Mrs Griffiths, who's remained unswapped.She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here, I'll kick her teeth in. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.They come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 26, 2015 Author Share Posted January 26, 2015 Er, well, Swann, Swann, there's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning... This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And the is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.Did you write this symphony in the shed? :guitar: :guitar:Beethoven. Mozart. Chopin. Liszt. Brahms. Panties...Bra...vo. Now the President of the Board of Trade... The President of the Board of Trade said he hoped this would mark a new area of expansion in world trade and a new spirit of co-operation between East and WestYes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.And for those of you who don't like television, there's David Coleman. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared on televisionDad! Citizen of the World's got a television part... You missed him.He's superb. His gobbing is consistent and accurate. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it? :eyeroll:Mornin Mrs Non-Robinson.Hello, Mrs. Entity. :)And there's Mrs Griffiths, who's remained unswapped.She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here, I'll kick her teeth in. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.They come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Right, that's it, we're going in. Release the vicious dogs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 26, 2015 Author Share Posted January 26, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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