blackhawkrush Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:No ... not really ... I don't suppose you have any general surveys of English Church architecture? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :drool: :cheerleader: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :drool: :cheerleader:You must be a loony 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :drool: :cheerleader:You must be a loonyIt is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to try and help these people overcome their sanity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :drool: :cheerleader:You must be a loonyIt is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :drool: :cheerleader:You must be a loonyIt is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbingI mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice. I know I have. :drool: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :drool: :cheerleader:You must be a loonyIt is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbingI mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice. I know I have. :drool: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gifand you've got her legs up against the mantelpiece 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :drool: :cheerleader:You must be a loonyIt is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbingI mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice. I know I have. :drool: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gifand you've got her legs up against the mantelpieceOh, 'leg'! You're looking for a leg! Actually, I think there is one in there somewhere. Uhh, somebody must have abandoned it here, knowing you were coming after it, and we stumbled across it, actually, and wondered what it was, and they'll be miles away by now... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us onThere is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. What a strange...strange line. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize... :DThe Bushmen of the Kalahari? :oI've got one already. :(He said they've already got one!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.Oh, dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? :ebert:Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight's other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynaecologists and the Watford Long John Silver ImpersonatorsRobson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :drool: :cheerleader:You must be a loonyIt is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You're very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbingI mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice. I know I have. :drool: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gifand you've got her legs up against the mantelpieceOh, 'leg'! You're looking for a leg! Actually, I think there is one in there somewhere. Uhh, somebody must have abandoned it here, knowing you were coming after it, and we stumbled across it, actually, and wondered what it was, and they'll be miles away by now...Uuuuggghhh! With a gammy leg? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism. I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say... It is filth! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism. I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say... It is filth!I agree with everything Mr. Gumby said. Edited January 9, 2015 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism. I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say... It is filth!I agree with everything Mr. Gumby said. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism. I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say... It is filth!I agree with everything Mr. Gumby said. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism. I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say... It is filth!I agree with everything Mr. Gumby said. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we?I'm interested in shouting all right, by jove you certainly hit the nail on the head with that particular observation of yours then 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism. I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say... It is filth!I agree with everything Mr. Gumby said. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we?I'm interested in shouting all right, by jove you certainly hit the nail on the head with that particular observation of yours thenMr. Polevaulter, I understand you don't contradict people. :ebert: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 10, 2015 Author Share Posted January 10, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism. I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say... It is filth!I agree with everything Mr. Gumby said. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we?I'm interested in shouting all right, by jove you certainly hit the nail on the head with that particular observation of yours thenMr. Polevaulter, I understand you don't contradict people. :ebert:My God, Betty, you're right! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed. :codger:Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism. I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say... It is filth!I agree with everything Mr. Gumby said. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we?I'm interested in shouting all right, by jove you certainly hit the nail on the head with that particular observation of yours thenMr. Polevaulter, I understand you don't contradict people. :ebert:My God, Betty, you're right!Just because I have an idea it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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