Digital Dad Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. Its being hit on the head lessons in here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. Its being hit on the head lessons in here.Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap? :madra: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. Its being hit on the head lessons in here.Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap? :madra:We need nothing. For there is something I have not told you Mrs S.C.U.M. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. Its being hit on the head lessons in here.Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap? :madra:We need nothing. For there is something I have not told you Mrs S.C.U.M....well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. He was a Roman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. Its being hit on the head lessons in here.Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap? :madra:We need nothing. For there is something I have not told you Mrs S.C.U.M....well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. He was a Roman.One man who met him was Luigi Vecotti... :bang bang: :codger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 If you say mattress to him he puts a bag over his head. If you want a mattress ask his about the Dog kennels. Other than that he's perfectly normal.Right... well I should definitely say you're suffering from a severe personality disorder, sir, sublimating itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you've got.Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. Its being hit on the head lessons in here.Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap? :madra:We need nothing. For there is something I have not told you Mrs S.C.U.M....well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. He was a Roman.One man who met him was Luigi Vecotti... :bang bang: :codger:Oh see my brother's clumsy colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 29, 2015 Author Share Posted January 29, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. Delicious 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed into the thread with spoons and forks... what are they going to do? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed into the thread with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?they're going to make a human pyramid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed into the thread with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?they're going to make a human pyramidWell that's extremely interesting, Ladies and gentlemen - Mr Don Savage and Tiddles. :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed into the thread with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?they're going to make a human pyramidWell that's extremely interesting, Ladies and gentlemen - Mr Don Savage and Tiddles. :clap:A nice little number, a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :ebert: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 31, 2015 Author Share Posted January 31, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed into the thread with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?they're going to make a human pyramidWell that's extremely interesting, Ladies and gentlemen - Mr Don Savage and Tiddles. :clap:A nice little number, a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :ebert:Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed into the thread with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?they're going to make a human pyramidWell that's extremely interesting, Ladies and gentlemen - Mr Don Savage and Tiddles. :clap:A nice little number, a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :ebert:Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean...East of Leamington. :spitwater: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed into the thread with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?they're going to make a human pyramidWell that's extremely interesting, Ladies and gentlemen - Mr Don Savage and Tiddles. :clap:A nice little number, a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :ebert:Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean...East of Leamington. :spitwater: And what about the little Asian number youve got tucked away in Belsize Park? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 31, 2015 Author Share Posted January 31, 2015 No, no, no, this is getting far too silly. Ok cut to me. Now no one likes a good laugh more than me. Except perhaps my wife...and some of her friends. In fact most people like a good laugh more than me, but that's beside the point.The whitewash over you - not over me. It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.Nice yummy chocolatee cake. DeliciousWell where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spamA wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket?Arrange them nicely in a vase. But what's this? Two spectators have rushed into the thread with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?they're going to make a human pyramidWell that's extremely interesting, Ladies and gentlemen - Mr Don Savage and Tiddles. :clap:A nice little number, a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :ebert:Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean...East of Leamington. :spitwater: And what about the little Asian number youve got tucked away in Belsize Park?I like Chinese, I like ChineseThey only come up to your kneesYet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 31, 2015 Author Share Posted January 31, 2015 We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than BelgiansI'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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