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#1 Citizen of the World

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...





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Posted 04 October 2013 - 10:44 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 11:22 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 October 2013 - 10:44 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 01:34 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 03:38 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

Edited by Your_Lion, 05 October 2013 - 03:39 AM.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 04:06 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 11:22 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 09:02 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 09:18 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 09:40 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 09:48 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:19 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 01:48 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 October 2013 - 09:33 PM, said:

Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 05:07 AM

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:
Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 09:24 AM

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:
Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)
Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

Edited by blackhawkrush, 06 October 2013 - 09:24 AM.


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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:
Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)
Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.
...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 12:49 PM

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:
Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)
Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.
...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:
Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 01:13 PM

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:
Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)
Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.
...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:
Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:
Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom.

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 03:40 PM

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:
Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)
Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.
...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:
Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:
Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom.
OK. We'll try another tactic. We'll try and out-smart this Neutron guy. Yes, there's one man who could nail him. :smash:

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 06:30 PM



"This is my wife AUdrey, she smells a bit but has a heart of gold."

Bizzarre hilarious sketch IMO.

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 06:32 PM

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ...  Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...
Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap:  that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2:  :drool: :hug2:
Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P  :scared:  :P
We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.
There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.
  :boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.
Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:
Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:
Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:
Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)
Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.
...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:
Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:
Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom.

Not with 10,000 volts!  No vooming!!  Speaking of pets Im off to play find the fish.




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