blonde77th Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Nov 10 2006, 12:39 AM) Twas the Night Before Kushmas Twas the night before Kushmas and all through the house Not a stoner was moving, not even an ounce The bongs and the blunts had been packed with great care In the hopes that St. Santa Kush soon would be there The stoners were faded and watching TV But now puffin on resin 'cause their bags were empty Mamma with her bubbler and I with my bowl Wanted bad to get higher; Where's our hookup, let's go! When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I said, "Dude is it cops? Damn man, what's the matter?" And I was goin to hide my gear with a flash But I was too faded to move off my ass Till down from the chimney who should appear But St. Santa Kush himself off his eight stoned reindeer Down the chimney St. Santa Kush came with a sigh He was dressed all in fur and damn man he was high A big sack full of baggies he'd flung on his back And he looked like a rasta when he opened that pack His eyes--they were glassy--and red as two cherries And the rest of his face was all ashy and hairy A nice big green stem he kept stuck in his teeth And the smoke of bong hits framed his head like a wreath And I laughed when I saw him and I said, "Hey mannnnnn...." But he said not one word, he just held out his hand And inside was the stickiest, crunchiest bud At least a full pound, it hit my hand with a thud Then he gave me a nod and breathed smoke thru his nose And with with a stoney "420" up the chimney he rose And back on the roof he called the reindeer by name Cause millions more stoners still needed the same "On Reefer, on Keefer, on Blazer, on Hazy..." "On Maui, on Wowie, on Blitzed, and on Lazy..." And I heard him exclaim as he pulled out of sight "Merry Kushmas to all, now pass me a light." http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6018/4420pict1116medvh5.jpg I like that tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/Fridge-1967/humbug1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what went wrong? Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1094798/2/istockphoto_1094798_super_evil_santa_icon_head.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 http://i7.tinypic.com/441z7ll.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 TOTALLY almost peed. :lmfgdao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 EVERYONE loves that image... Scary, yet funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Nov 11 2006, 10:10 AM) http://i7.tinypic.com/441z7ll.jpg That child is scared for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Nov 11 2006, 12:53 PM) QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Nov 11 2006, 10:10 AM) http://i7.tinypic.com/441z7ll.jpg That child is scared for life Definitely. It will have nightmares forever. Just like I did for a bit, after seeing this show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 WOW!!! I have been missing alot around here. It's nice to laugh alot tonight though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what went wrong? Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 well, now that I'm terrified of Santa... http://couplands-cartoons.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/evil-santa.jpg.w180h156.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what went wrong? Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 well, now that I'm terrified of Santa... http://couplands-cartoons.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/evil-santa.jpg.w180h156.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/satanclause/santa2342342333.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/satanclause/santa2223333black.jpg HO MOTHER f*ckin HO MOTHER f*cker ! OH IM SORRY DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION ? IS THAT A BIG KHAHUNA COOKIE ? LOOKS LIKE A TASTY f*ckin COOKIE. YOU MIND IF I HAVE A BITE ? YOU CAN PASS ME THAT GLASS OF MILK TOO BITCH ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 (looking over my shoulder to make sure kids are out of room...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Nov 12 2006, 01:09 AM) http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/satanclause/santa2342342333.gif Really? well.... you learn something new everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Nov 12 2006, 09:58 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Nov 12 2006, 01:09 AM) http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/satanclause/santa2342342333.gif Really? well.... you learn something new everyday. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/batman2112/santa.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 QUOTE (Batman @ Nov 12 2006, 11:11 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/batman2112/santa.jpg Iraq - the snow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/149428/_MG_1610.jpg my bad ? yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Nov 12 2006, 10:11 AM) QUOTE (Batman @ Nov 12 2006, 11:11 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/batman2112/santa.jpg Iraq - the snow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/352/d/b/Pirate_christmas_card_by_Really_Bad_Eggs.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Merry friggin Christmas!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Christmas is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 A good eating day too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Some Christmas present Ideas for the kid who has everything http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6357/image0022xb4.jpg http://i7.tinypic.com/3y7bgcx.jpg http://i9.tinypic.com/4d3064k.jpg http://i15.tinypic.com/4cbrjba.jpg http://i15.tinypic.com/2nhi5id.jpg Cant forget the Lil girls on ur lists http://i10.tinypic.com/2gv1mbb.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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