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QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Nov 10 2006, 12:39 AM)
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Twas the Night Before Kushmas

Twas the night before Kushmas and all through the house
Not a stoner was moving, not even an ounce
The bongs and the blunts had been packed with great care
In the hopes that St. Santa Kush soon would be there

The stoners were faded and watching TV
But now puffin on resin 'cause their bags were empty
Mamma with her bubbler and I with my bowl
Wanted bad to get higher; Where's our hookup, let's go!

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I said, "Dude is it cops? Damn man, what's the matter?"
And I was goin to hide my gear with a flash
But I was too faded to move off my ass

Till down from the chimney who should appear
But St. Santa Kush himself off his eight stoned reindeer
Down the chimney St. Santa Kush came with a sigh
He was dressed all in fur and damn man he was high
A big sack full of baggies he'd flung on his back
And he looked like a rasta when he opened that pack
His eyes--they were glassy--and red as two cherries
And the rest of his face was all ashy and hairy
A nice big green stem he kept stuck in his teeth
And the smoke of bong hits framed his head like a wreath

And I laughed when I saw him and I said, "Hey mannnnnn...."
But he said not one word, he just held out his hand
And inside was the stickiest, crunchiest bud
At least a full pound, it hit my hand with a thud
Then he gave me a nod and breathed smoke thru his nose
And with with a stoney "420" up the chimney he rose

And back on the roof he called the reindeer by name
Cause millions more stoners still needed the same
"On Reefer, on Keefer, on Blazer, on Hazy..."
"On Maui, on Wowie, on Blitzed, and on Lazy..."

And I heard him exclaim as he pulled out of sight
"Merry Kushmas to all, now pass me a light."

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laugh.gif I like that tree laugh.gif

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well, now that I'm terrified of Santa...

 

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well, now that I'm terrified of Santa...

 

http://couplands-cartoons.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/evil-santa.jpg.w180h156.jpg

 

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HO MOTHER f*ckin HO MOTHER f*cker ! OH IM SORRY DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION ? IS THAT A BIG KHAHUNA COOKIE ? LOOKS LIKE A TASTY f*ckin COOKIE. YOU MIND IF I HAVE A BITE ? YOU CAN PASS ME THAT GLASS OF MILK TOO BITCH !

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my bad ? yup.

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Some Christmas present Ideas

for the kid who has everything smile.gif

 

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Cant forget the Lil girls on ur lists dazed025.gif

 

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