x1yyz Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I was aiming for the guy next to you. Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Every birthday my friends shoot me (once for every year I've been alive) in the belly with a shotgun. Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I lost my toes in an accident and they were replaced with tentacles. Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I ate octopus tentacles with dinner last night. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 (edited) I've been accidentally shot with a BB gun. Lie Edited November 12, 2015 by Super25Smasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 I invented BB Guns Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 My Dad made me a sweet slingshot when I was a kid. TRUTH 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 It's Friday! Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Every day feels like Friday. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I invented Fridays Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I'm not not enjoying a beer at my local pub right now. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 (edited) I'm working. Lie Edited November 14, 2015 by JohnnyBlaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I am a high-powered career person. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I'm not running for President of the United States (sorry folks) LIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I was POTUS for a brief time in the 40s. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 I invented POTUS Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I'm speaking to you now from hell itself and I can tel you it's not as warm as advertised. lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Heaven won't let me in and Hell is scared I'll take over!... Oh wait that might actually be a truth lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 This is an autobiographical documentary of the only person known to have ever escaped Hell. http://www.moviepilot.de/files/images/0565/4258/hell_article.jpg Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Today is affectionately known as Humpday,but statistically more people get laid on the weekend. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The earliest known version of Humpty Dumpty was published in 1797. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 HumptyDumpty was a character in Alice in Wonderland. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 No he wasn't. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I've always hated eggs so much that: 1) my bros used to hide them at the bottom of my rice bowl2) my bros used to offer me money to eat them3) my bros used to chase me around the house with egg in hand or on fork4) I've had gagging reflexes when I've forced myself to eat them at times...and I'm the kind of person that'll try virtually any kind of food once. I still despise those nasty f***ers. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I invented eggs lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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