kamrahai Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 CMM is :codger: Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 52 is the new 25. ((Happy Birthday Cmm! :cheers: )) Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I invented a new men's cologne it is called 5225, It is marketed to old dudes who desire to smell like young dudes. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I wouldn't use that in the future. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Cologne should be outlawed. Way too stinky. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I haven't worn cologne in 8 years...but by then I had already worn it nearly 20 years too long. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I am not wearing cologne for the Super Bowl Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 (edited) Cologne, Germany was named after the perfume factory built there in the 1500s. Lie Edited February 8, 2016 by x1yyz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 The Germans asked me to help them invent Cologne, but I was to busy helping design the warp drive. I could only give them some basic pointers and they were on their own... Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 The correct German pronunciation of "Cologne" is kaw-lawg-nee with the accent on the first syllable. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Star Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Eau de Cologne or "water from Cologne" Was created by the Italian Expatriate Johann Maria Farina, who named it after the city. Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'm half Italian Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'm also half Italian. Truth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I am 99% Irish 1% Scottish Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 If borders didn't exist, we wouldn't be able to split our background into percentages. Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I invented borders Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) http://www.tuvez.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cheech_and_chong1981-150-e1296080388997.jpegBack in the day, a former flatmate and I used to drive an ice cream truck to pay the bills. We're in the pic above. I've always liked wearing hats and he was always partial to bandanas. Lie Edited February 22, 2016 by JohnnyBlaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I invented Ice Cream trucks and bandana's Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 There are no ice cream trucks driving around here. However, depending on the season, there are roasted sweet potato trucks that cruise the neighborhoods. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Roasted sweet potato trucks? Yum. I probably like sweet potatoes more than I like ice cream. Lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Star Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Not a lot of people know this, but.. Ice Cream is the No1 cure-all, body and mind food, that, when mixed with an alcoholic spirit of choice can be used as an aphrodisiac.. big in Hollywood apparently. Lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I invented Hollywood Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm now talking to you from another world, in another dimension, in another galaxy, in another universe, in another multiverse, in another megaverse, in another omniverse, in another ultraverse, in another extraverse... truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Lions cuddle and rub heads to maintain their friendships. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Lions will eat you if they are hungry Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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