JohnRogers Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 I have finally figured it out. The Age of Zelix exists only in the [so called BRAIN] of John Rodgers.. Why? I wish I knew that, but as it is only the words mental aberration of Character [look it up] come to mind Zelix, I know that you do not believe you are a God, nor do you have the ability to vestow any blessings or other godly stuff on the world. I Too like Babymrtal, and admire their talent! But you'll forgive me for saying that you do not deserve world wide worship. You're a good guy, and that's It! [hear that John?]The Anti-Zelix is strong in you. I will ask Zelix to grant you long life and happiness anyway. Zelix is Love and J-Pop Metal. So. How long have you had this other account, eh? :banana:BLASPHEMY I swear by the Lords of Kobol the Zelix account IS NOT a sock puppet of mine. I'm just a man embracing "inlightenment" and solid gold awesomeness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 I have finally figured it out. The Age of Zelix exists only in the [so called BRAIN] of John Rodgers.. Why? I wish I knew that, but as it is only the words mental aberration of Character [look it up] come to mind Zelix, I know that you do not believe you are a God, nor do you have the ability to vestow any blessings or other godly stuff on the world. I Too like Babymrtal, and admire their talent! But you'll forgive me for saying that you do not deserve world wide worship. You're a good guy, and that's It! [hear that John?]The Anti-Zelix is strong in you. I will ask Zelix to grant you long life and happiness anyway. Zelix is Love and J-Pop Metal. So. How long have you had this other account, eh? :banana:BLASPHEMY I swear by the Lords of Kobol the Zelix account IS NOT a sock puppet of mine. I'm just a man embracing "inlightenment" and solid gold awesomeness.And a VERY Healthy FANTASY LIFE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Praise be to the God known as Zelix! He made it rain after about 40 days and 40 nights (give or take), and some thunder and lightning too, and now it's much cooler in temperature! :notworthy: :notworthy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Praise be to the God known as Zelix! He made it rain after about 40 days and 40 nights (give or take), and some thunder and lightning too, and now it's much cooler in temperature! :notworthy: :notworthy: ZELIX DIDN'T DO THAT! NYAH NYAH N' NYAH NYAH! Sorry, BC, but I can't see why ANYONE would basically tell John that his delusion is HELPING. This only makes him believe his delusion!D'OH! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Praise be to the God known as Zelix! He made it rain after about 40 days and 40 nights (give or take), and some thunder and lightning too, and now it's much cooler in temperature! :notworthy: :notworthy: He is truly wondrous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 We must study the significance of August 1st for Zelix has returned. Yet only briefly. :( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Zelix made it rain again! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Zelix made it rain again! :DZelix is truly wonderous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 You REALLY need to see a psychiatrist John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Zelix made it rain again! :DI saw a butterfly and laughing baby today, Zelix is truly wonderful! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Zelix made it rain again! :DI saw a butterfly and laughing baby today, Zelix is truly wonderful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) THAT was FUNNY!!! [and an appropriate observation to this whole Zelix thing. Edited August 22, 2018 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 John McCain will now feel the warm glow of Zelix’s solid gold awesomeness for eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelix Posted September 11, 2018 Author Share Posted September 11, 2018 Blessing be upon you on this Zelix day. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Blessing be upon you on this Zelix day. About time you showed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Blessing be upon you on this Zelix day. Too bad you don't have the 'stuff' to be able to bless ANYONE!...Sorry, take a look at REALITY, dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 (edited) nm Edited September 12, 2018 by toymaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Blessing be upon you on this Zelix day. :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelix Posted November 28, 2018 Author Share Posted November 28, 2018 Blessing be upon you on this Zelix day. Too bad you don't have the 'stuff' to be able to bless ANYONE!...Sorry, take a look at REALITY, dude! Don't make Zelix smite you for blasphemy, pal. :givebeer: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelix Posted November 28, 2018 Author Share Posted November 28, 2018 Rejoice. Zelix is here to lay blessings upon the true believers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 (edited) Blessing be upon you on this Zelix day. Too bad you don't have the 'stuff' to be able to bless ANYONE!...Sorry, take a look at REALITY, dude! Don't make Zelix smite you for blasphemy, pal. :givebeer: You couldn't smite an amoeba, you twit. Edited November 28, 2018 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Rejoice. Zelix is here to lay blessings upon the true believers.Zelix, thank you for visiting us during this holiday season. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tks95747 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 (edited) It's too bad you were not a double-Zelix, then we could just refer to you as a "zna stain" Edited December 5, 2018 by tks95747 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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