Pags Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Just five (the email didn't have any others) I'll do one at a time as each one receives a correct answer. #1: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushRevisited Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 2 2005, 09:31 AM) Just five (the email didn't have any others) I'll do one at a time as each one receives a correct answer. #1: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? Who gives a f**k? He is condemned to death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Aug 2 2005, 10:10 AM) QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 2 2005, 09:31 AM) Just five (the email didn't have any others) I'll do one at a time as each one receives a correct answer. #1: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? Who gives a f**k? He is condemned to death! Too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I'd say room 3 - if the lions hadn't eaten for three years, surely they'd have starved to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Aug 2 2005, 11:04 AM) I'd say room 3 - if the lions hadn't eaten for three years, surely they'd have starved to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 #2: A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Barney would get this one right away too.. She took a photo of him, developed it & then hung it up to dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Aug 2 2005, 10:20 AM) Barney would get this one right away too.. She took a photo of him, developed it & then hung it up to dry. Good answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (sundog @ Aug 2 2005, 11:35 AM) QUOTE (Digital Man @ Aug 2 2005, 10:20 AM) Barney would get this one right away too.. She took a photo of him, developed it & then hung it up to dry. Good answer! Agreed. Good answer. Barney came to mind, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 #3: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 2 2005, 03:44 PM) #3: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? coal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 4, 2005 Author Share Posted August 4, 2005 QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Aug 2 2005, 12:12 PM) QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 2 2005, 03:44 PM) #3: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? coal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 4, 2005 Author Share Posted August 4, 2005 #4 Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow. (or if I take in consideration asking a favor of the ex: never, not today, when hell freezes over....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Aug 4 2005, 04:48 PM) (or if I take in consideration asking a favor of the ex: never, not today, when hell freezes over....) LOL. Very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 4 2005, 10:45 PM) #4 Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 4 2005, 09:45 PM) #4 Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 25th, 26th, 27th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Aug 4 2005, 05:48 PM) Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow. (or if I take in consideration asking a favor of the ex: never, not today, when hell freezes over....) and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Where's 5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Yo Pags!!!! You stopped at 4...where's 5???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 omg - I forgot. sorry. HERE This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 12 2005, 06:19 PM) omg - I forgot. sorry. HERE This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Only thing I've noticed so far is there are no 'e's in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Aug 12 2005, 09:20 AM) QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 12 2005, 06:19 PM) omg - I forgot. sorry. HERE This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Only thing I've noticed so far is there are no 'e's in it. Yeah, exactly. Which makes it unusual. Especially since there are 10 in this answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Aug 12 2005, 01:20 PM) QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 12 2005, 06:19 PM) omg - I forgot. sorry. HERE This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Only thing I've noticed so far is there are no 'e's in it. That's correct!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Aug 12 2005, 01:36 PM) QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Aug 12 2005, 09:20 AM) QUOTE (paganoman @ Aug 12 2005, 06:19 PM) omg - I forgot. sorry. HERE This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Only thing I've noticed so far is there are no 'e's in it. Yeah, exactly. Which makes it unusual. Especially since there are 10 in this answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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