TRF Prediction Thread and Roast: Rushgoober's 30,000th post

[HomesickAlien]

Well, the cucumbers didn't work. Lids still puffy and now Substance is thinking he forgot to bring along his Valium because things are really getting out of control here.

 

I caught a glimpse of Sheriff Howard on his coffee break. He was reading a worn out copy of The DaVinci Code and making copious notes on the margins with a pencil that said Stolen From WonderLand on it. Don't ask me to explain that. If you can't trust law enforcement these days, who can you trust???

 

I think I'll join the Seven Sisters, or Seven Hills, or whatever, and see if I can't get them to change their monotonous chant to something that will help our brother in need.

 

Did you get the batteries for your doll while you were out? When I contacted Merereau's office they took a strange interest in it.

 

I refuse to believe that Goober is a cannibal. The poor man is sedated in a cell and denied visitors, not to mention access to legal counsel. Sheriff Howard is just trying to make a name for himself. Everyone knows he could never fill the shoes of his father.

Yes, I got the batteries. Tell them we can talk turkey now. And get the best price you can so that I can buy myself the CA Concert DVD for Christmas. If I'm still around. And not walking around in a Thorazine haze mumbling to myself about emus and chinchillas and Michael Jackson dolls and cucumbers.

 

Woe is me! :(

 

Pay for it? We're giving it to Mesereau in exchange for his stellar legal services. Don't you want Goober out of jail?

 

Lorraine, this is no time to get selfish.

[Lorraine]

Forgive me, please. I lost my head for a moment. Yes. Of course. We are giving it to them. For no monetary gain; rather for a great humanitarian cause. In ransom for our Rush brother - The Goobs.

[Tombstone Mountain]

Well, the cucumbers didn't work. Lids still puffy and now Substance is thinking he forgot to bring along his Valium because things are really getting out of control here.

 

I caught a glimpse of Sheriff Howard on his coffee break. He was reading a worn out copy of The DaVinci Code and making copious notes on the margins with a pencil that said Stolen From WonderLand on it. Don't ask me to explain that. If you can't trust law enforcement these days, who can you trust???

 

I think I'll join the Seven Sisters, or Seven Hills, or whatever, and see if I can't get them to change their monotonous chant to something that will help our brother in need.

 

Did you get the batteries for your doll while you were out? When I contacted Merereau's office they took a strange interest in it.

 

I refuse to believe that Goober is a cannibal. The poor man is sedated in a cell and denied visitors, not to mention access to legal counsel. Sheriff Howard is just trying to make a name for himself. Everyone knows he could never fill the shoes of his father.

Yes, I got the batteries. Tell them we can talk turkey now. And get the best price you can so that I can buy myself the CA Concert DVD for Christmas. If I'm still around. And not walking around in a Thorazine haze mumbling to myself about emus and chinchillas and Michael Jackson dolls and cucumbers.

 

Woe is me! :(

 

Pay for it? We're giving it to Mesereau in exchange for his stellar legal services. Don't you want Goober out of jail?

 

Lorraine, this is no time to get selfish.

Is Goober a flight risk? He may head down Mexico way

[HomesickAlien]

Well, the cucumbers didn't work. Lids still puffy and now Substance is thinking he forgot to bring along his Valium because things are really getting out of control here.

 

I caught a glimpse of Sheriff Howard on his coffee break. He was reading a worn out copy of The DaVinci Code and making copious notes on the margins with a pencil that said Stolen From WonderLand on it. Don't ask me to explain that. If you can't trust law enforcement these days, who can you trust???

 

I think I'll join the Seven Sisters, or Seven Hills, or whatever, and see if I can't get them to change their monotonous chant to something that will help our brother in need.

 

Did you get the batteries for your doll while you were out? When I contacted Merereau's office they took a strange interest in it.

 

I refuse to believe that Goober is a cannibal. The poor man is sedated in a cell and denied visitors, not to mention access to legal counsel. Sheriff Howard is just trying to make a name for himself. Everyone knows he could never fill the shoes of his father.

Yes, I got the batteries. Tell them we can talk turkey now. And get the best price you can so that I can buy myself the CA Concert DVD for Christmas. If I'm still around. And not walking around in a Thorazine haze mumbling to myself about emus and chinchillas and Michael Jackson dolls and cucumbers.

 

Woe is me! :(

 

Pay for it? We're giving it to Mesereau in exchange for his stellar legal services. Don't you want Goober out of jail?

 

Lorraine, this is no time to get selfish.

Is Goober a flight risk? He may head down Mexico way

 

If he is released on bail, he probably won't be allowed to leave the state. We may have to make arrangements for him to stay with Neil.

[Tombstone Mountain]

Well, the cucumbers didn't work. Lids still puffy and now Substance is thinking he forgot to bring along his Valium because things are really getting out of control here.

 

I caught a glimpse of Sheriff Howard on his coffee break. He was reading a worn out copy of The DaVinci Code and making copious notes on the margins with a pencil that said Stolen From WonderLand on it. Don't ask me to explain that. If you can't trust law enforcement these days, who can you trust???

 

I think I'll join the Seven Sisters, or Seven Hills, or whatever, and see if I can't get them to change their monotonous chant to something that will help our brother in need.

 

Did you get the batteries for your doll while you were out? When I contacted Merereau's office they took a strange interest in it.

 

I refuse to believe that Goober is a cannibal. The poor man is sedated in a cell and denied visitors, not to mention access to legal counsel. Sheriff Howard is just trying to make a name for himself. Everyone knows he could never fill the shoes of his father.

Yes, I got the batteries. Tell them we can talk turkey now. And get the best price you can so that I can buy myself the CA Concert DVD for Christmas. If I'm still around. And not walking around in a Thorazine haze mumbling to myself about emus and chinchillas and Michael Jackson dolls and cucumbers.

 

Woe is me! :(

 

Pay for it? We're giving it to Mesereau in exchange for his stellar legal services. Don't you want Goober out of jail?

 

Lorraine, this is no time to get selfish.

Is Goober a flight risk? He may head down Mexico way

 

If he is released on bail, he probably won't be allowed to leave the state. We may have to make arrangements for him to stay with Neil.

Wouldn't Neil pawn him off on Mosbach?

[Lorraine]

Goobs can sleep in Neil's new car.

[Tombstone Mountain]

Goobs can sleep in Neil's new car.

Neil's a little too OCD for that act of kindness. Gotta be Mosbitch

[Lorraine]

Goobs can sleep in Neil's new car.

Neil's a little too OCD for that act of kindness. Gotta be Mosbitch

Quite so. Forgot about that. Maybe we can get the Salvation Army to harbor Goober.

[Tombstone Mountain]

Goobs can sleep in Neil's new car.

Neil's a little too OCD for that act of kindness. Gotta be Mosbitch

Quite so. Forgot about that. Maybe we can get the Salvation Army to harbor Goober.

Now there's a winning idea...imagine him bell ringing outside WalMart.

[Lorraine]

Goobs can sleep in Neil's new car.

Neil's a little too OCD for that act of kindness. Gotta be Mosbitch

Quite so. Forgot about that. Maybe we can get the Salvation Army to harbor Goober.

Now there's a winning idea...imagine him bell ringing outside WalMart.

Precisely what I had in mind! 'Tis the season to be jolly.

[Lorraine]

Looks like :rush: is sending in a reinforcement. Saw this on the news:

 

Geddy Lee to the rescue!

[Tombstone Mountain]

Looks like :rush: is sending in a reinforcement. Saw this on the news:

 

Geddy Lee to the rescue!

"speaking words of wisdom, Geddy Lee"

[Lorraine]

We hope! What if he is on his way out of the country on a trek halfway across the world to coddle the koalas and not coming to Goober's rescue at all?

 

Speaking of coming to the rescue, what happened to all of my stalwart companions? You are the only one who hasn't deserted, Tombstone. A true blue gentleman.

Edited November 14, 2013 by Lorraine

[Tombstone Mountain]

We hope! What if he is on his way out of the country on a trek halfway across the world to coddle the koalas and not coming to Goober's rescue at all?

 

Speaking of coming to the rescue, what happened to all of my stalwart companions? You are the only one who hasn't deserted, Tombstone. A true blue gentleman.

Good question. We have been deserted. Sad that more people from TRF aren't as concerned as we are...gonna cry in lonely isolation. People who you think are friends turn out be something else...something dreadful...sniff

[Babycat]

Where's Goobs?! We need Goobs! Come back, Goobs! :boohoo:

[Lorraine]

We hope! What if he is on his way out of the country on a trek halfway across the world to coddle the koalas and not coming to Goober's rescue at all?

 

Speaking of coming to the rescue, what happened to all of my stalwart companions? You are the only one who hasn't deserted, Tombstone. A true blue gentleman.

Good question. We have been deserted. Sad that more people from TRF aren't as concerned as we are...gonna cry in lonely isolation. People who you think are friends turn out be something else...something dreadful...sniff

Where are all of his forum friends? We can't be the only ones.

 

Or are we?

 

Even Babycat went AWOL.

[Lorraine]

Oops! I spoke too soon. Here's Babycat now!

[Babycat]

Oops! I spoke too soon. Here's Babycat now!

:hi:

[HomesickAlien]

We hope! What if he is on his way out of the country on a trek halfway across the world to coddle the koalas and not coming to Goober's rescue at all?

 

Speaking of coming to the rescue, what happened to all of my stalwart companions? You are the only one who hasn't deserted, Tombstone. A true blue gentleman.

Good question. We have been deserted. Sad that more people from TRF aren't as concerned as we are...gonna cry in lonely isolation. People who you think are friends turn out be something else...something dreadful...sniff

Where are all of his forum friends? We can't be the only ones.

 

Or are we?

 

Even Babycat went AWOL.

 

You haven't been abandoned, Lorraine.

 

I've been at Mesereau's office most of the afternoon, pleading with him to take Goober's case in exchange for your exquisite doll. He's still mulling it over; he hesitates to get involved at this stage because charges haven't been filed.

 

Since this may be a protracted affair, I was also searching for affordable lodgings that we could make our base of operations. We can picket during the day, but there's no reason we shouldn't have a roof over our heads at night. There's too much commotion on the jailhouse grounds, and I don't trust Deputy Fife.

 

BTW, don't be fooled by Tombstone's feigned concern. He seems to be reveling in Goober's misfortune.

[Tombstone Mountain]

We hope! What if he is on his way out of the country on a trek halfway across the world to coddle the koalas and not coming to Goober's rescue at all?

 

Speaking of coming to the rescue, what happened to all of my stalwart companions? You are the only one who hasn't deserted, Tombstone. A true blue gentleman.

Good question. We have been deserted. Sad that more people from TRF aren't as concerned as we are...gonna cry in lonely isolation. People who you think are friends turn out be something else...something dreadful...sniff

Where are all of his forum friends? We can't be the only ones.

 

Or are we?

 

Even Babycat went AWOL.

The Seven Cities of Gold

You haven't been abandoned, Lorraine.

 

I've been at Mesereau's office most of the afternoon, pleading with him to take Goober's case in exchange for your exquisite doll. He's still mulling it over; he hesitates to get involved at this stage because charges haven't been filed.

 

Since this may be a protracted affair, I was also searching for affordable lodgings that we could make our base of operations. We can picket during the day, but there's no reason we shouldn't have a roof over our heads at night. There's too much commotion on the jailhouse grounds, and I don't trust Deputy Fife.

 

BTW, don't be fooled by Tombstone's feigned concern. He seems to be reveling in Goober's misfortune.

I'm cautiously optimistic. These are serious allegations. The Seven Cities of Gold dancers are involved in this. They were targeted for some reason. Did you catch that in the presser?

[Lorraine]

Tell him I'll throw in my collection of Jackson Five 45s in their original jackets. But I'm not giving up my Beat It Michael Jackson t-shirt. Even I have limits!

 

And get busy on the affordable lodging. My bones ache from sleeping on the ground, and I don't want to wake up with sleeping bag hair again in the morning.

 

And, oh, dear me - can't trust Deputy Fife. Sheriff Howard is useless. Now you tell you our very own Tombstone is feigning concern.

 

My world is falling apart rapidly.

[Tombstone Mountain]

Tell him I'll throw in my collection of Jackson Five 45s in their original jackets. But I'm not giving up my Beat It Michael Jackson t-shirt. Even I have limits!

 

And get busy on the affordable lodging. My bones ache from sleeping on the ground, and I don't want to wake up with sleeping bag hair again in the morning.

 

And, oh, dear me - can't trust Deputy Fife. Sheriff Howard is useless. Now you tell you our very own Tombstone is feigning concern.

 

My world is falling apart rapidly.

I know where you can get some killer smoked ostrich if your still on Santa Barbara

[HomesickAlien]

Tell him I'll throw in my collection of Jackson Five 45s in their original jackets. But I'm not giving up my Beat It Michael Jackson t-shirt. Even I have limits!

 

And get busy on the affordable lodging. My bones ache from sleeping on the ground, and I don't want to wake up with sleeping bag hair again in the morning.

 

And, oh, dear me - can't trust Deputy Fife. Sheriff Howard is useless. Now you tell you our very own Tombstone is feigning concern.

 

My world is falling apart rapidly.

 

I'm sure the records will sweeten the pot, but you might have to throw in the T-shirt. It's time for sacrifice! I'll call Mesereau in the morning and tell him about our new offer.

 

I'm having trouble finding a place to stay that's in our price range. Tombstone seems to be familiar with the area, maybe he knows someplace where we can crash for a while.

[HomesickAlien]

We hope! What if he is on his way out of the country on a trek halfway across the world to coddle the koalas and not coming to Goober's rescue at all?

 

Speaking of coming to the rescue, what happened to all of my stalwart companions? You are the only one who hasn't deserted, Tombstone. A true blue gentleman.

Good question. We have been deserted. Sad that more people from TRF aren't as concerned as we are...gonna cry in lonely isolation. People who you think are friends turn out be something else...something dreadful...sniff

Where are all of his forum friends? We can't be the only ones.

 

Or are we?

 

Even Babycat went AWOL.

The Seven Cities of Gold

You haven't been abandoned, Lorraine.

 

I've been at Mesereau's office most of the afternoon, pleading with him to take Goober's case in exchange for your exquisite doll. He's still mulling it over; he hesitates to get involved at this stage because charges haven't been filed.

 

Since this may be a protracted affair, I was also searching for affordable lodgings that we could make our base of operations. We can picket during the day, but there's no reason we shouldn't have a roof over our heads at night. There's too much commotion on the jailhouse grounds, and I don't trust Deputy Fife.

 

BTW, don't be fooled by Tombstone's feigned concern. He seems to be reveling in Goober's misfortune.

I'm cautiously optimistic. These are serious allegations. The Seven Cities of Gold dancers are involved in this. They were targeted for some reason. Did you catch that in the presser?

 

"cautiously optimistic"

 

Translation: I really thought Goober would resurface by now. This story has gone so far off the rails I'm not sure where to take it next. A pleasant resolution may be in the cards.

[losingit2k]

I think TM stole Goober's 30K thunder! :outtahere: