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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.

It's totally untrue, David Citizen. Ever since I left Chicago, I've been trying to do the best for Ron Ibanez. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do. :16ton:
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.

It's totally untrue, David Citizen. Ever since I left Chicago, I've been trying to do the best for Ron Ibanez. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do. :16ton:

Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroom, six-up-two-down, three-to-go-house in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. Nobody knows why.
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.

It's totally untrue, David Citizen. Ever since I left Chicago, I've been trying to do the best for Ron Ibanez. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do. :16ton:

Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroom, six-up-two-down, three-to-go-house in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. Nobody knows why.

I got up at five o'dock, I made myself a cup of tea, I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.

It's totally untrue, David Citizen. Ever since I left Chicago, I've been trying to do the best for Ron Ibanez. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do. :16ton:

Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroom, six-up-two-down, three-to-go-house in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. Nobody knows why.

I got up at five o'dock, I made myself a cup of tea, I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Well, everyone is talking about the Third World War which broke out this morning. But here on TRF we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.

It's totally untrue, David Citizen. Ever since I left Chicago, I've been trying to do the best for Ron Ibanez. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do. :16ton:

Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroom, six-up-two-down, three-to-go-house in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. Nobody knows why.

I got up at five o'dock, I made myself a cup of tea, I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Well, everyone is talking about the Third World War which broke out this morning. But here on TRF we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs

Now, Citizen. You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of Molson at eleven. :cheers:
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.

It's totally untrue, David Citizen. Ever since I left Chicago, I've been trying to do the best for Ron Ibanez. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do. :16ton:

Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroom, six-up-two-down, three-to-go-house in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. Nobody knows why.

I got up at five o'dock, I made myself a cup of tea, I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Well, everyone is talking about the Third World War which broke out this morning. But here on TRF we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs

Now, Citizen. You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of Molson at eleven. :cheers:

Do you want peanut butter or sandwich spread for your tea?
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.

It's totally untrue, David Citizen. Ever since I left Chicago, I've been trying to do the best for Ron Ibanez. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do. :16ton:

Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroom, six-up-two-down, three-to-go-house in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. Nobody knows why.

I got up at five o'dock, I made myself a cup of tea, I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Well, everyone is talking about the Third World War which broke out this morning. But here on TRF we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs

Now, Citizen. You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of Molson at eleven. :cheers:

Do you want peanut butter or sandwich spread for your tea?

Two avocados, one quiche, one scampi desiree, boeuf bourguignon, and the soup of the day. :drool:
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Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more

I don't know what you're talking about... Oh, oh, I see, I thought, I thought you were the er...I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them. :fistbump:

So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the Sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs.

Do you want to go upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?

Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

Oh, well you want the Toupee Hall in that case, sir.

Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Canada succeed where others had failed? The situation was complicated by the imminent arrival of the monsoon storms. blackhawkrush takes up the story.

Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m-- He's mad sir.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want him to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not. Yes! Yes, I am. :smash:

get the machine that goes 'ping'. And get the most expensive machines, in case 73 comes.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it on the head!

Ibanezjem, I've been told blackhawkrush nailed your head to the floor.

It's totally untrue, David Citizen. Ever since I left Chicago, I've been trying to do the best for Ron Ibanez. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do. :16ton:

Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroom, six-up-two-down, three-to-go-house in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. Nobody knows why.

I got up at five o'dock, I made myself a cup of tea, I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Well, everyone is talking about the Third World War which broke out this morning. But here on TRF we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs

Now, Citizen. You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of Molson at eleven. :cheers:

Do you want peanut butter or sandwich spread for your tea?

Two avocados, one quiche, one scampi desiree, boeuf bourguignon, and the soup of the day. :drool:

No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up...
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days

Well, that's the mission - now here's the method. Citizen will lull the enemy into a false sense of security by giving them large quantities of money, a good home, and a steady job. Then, when they're upstairs with the wife, blackhawkrush will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself.
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days

Well, that's the mission - now here's the method. Citizen will lull the enemy into a false sense of security by giving them large quantities of money, a good home, and a steady job. Then, when they're upstairs with the wife, blackhawkrush will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself.

I don't think there's a punchline scheduled, is there? Where are we? Page 439? No, page 440. Oh, here we are. Oh! Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. :LOL:
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days

Well, that's the mission - now here's the method. Citizen will lull the enemy into a false sense of security by giving them large quantities of money, a good home, and a steady job. Then, when they're upstairs with the wife, blackhawkrush will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself.

I don't think there's a punchline scheduled, is there? Where are we? Page 439? No, page 440. Oh, here we are. Oh! Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. :LOL:

It's not a proper sketch without a proper punchline. I mean I don't know much about anything, I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. I'm always the one that has to do everything. Nobody cares about me. Well I'm going to have a lot of bloody babies and they can bloody well care about me.
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days

Well, that's the mission - now here's the method. Citizen will lull the enemy into a false sense of security by giving them large quantities of money, a good home, and a steady job. Then, when they're upstairs with the wife, blackhawkrush will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself.

I don't think there's a punchline scheduled, is there? Where are we? Page 439? No, page 440. Oh, here we are. Oh! Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. :LOL:

It's not a proper sketch without a proper punchline. I mean I don't know much about anything, I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. I'm always the one that has to do everything. Nobody cares about me. Well I'm going to have a lot of bloody babies and they can bloody well care about me.

Take IbanezJem into the Fetus Frightening room
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days

Well, that's the mission - now here's the method. Citizen will lull the enemy into a false sense of security by giving them large quantities of money, a good home, and a steady job. Then, when they're upstairs with the wife, blackhawkrush will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself.

I don't think there's a punchline scheduled, is there? Where are we? Page 439? No, page 440. Oh, here we are. Oh! Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. :LOL:

It's not a proper sketch without a proper punchline. I mean I don't know much about anything, I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. I'm always the one that has to do everything. Nobody cares about me. Well I'm going to have a lot of bloody babies and they can bloody well care about me.

Take IbanezJem into the Fetus Frightening room

Couldn't you have your balls cut off, Ibanez? You could have had them pulled off in an accident. :blink: Edited by blackhawkrush
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days

Well, that's the mission - now here's the method. Citizen will lull the enemy into a false sense of security by giving them large quantities of money, a good home, and a steady job. Then, when they're upstairs with the wife, blackhawkrush will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself.

I don't think there's a punchline scheduled, is there? Where are we? Page 439? No, page 440. Oh, here we are. Oh! Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. :LOL:

It's not a proper sketch without a proper punchline. I mean I don't know much about anything, I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. I'm always the one that has to do everything. Nobody cares about me. Well I'm going to have a lot of bloody babies and they can bloody well care about me.

Take IbanezJem into the Fetus Frightening room

Couldn't you have your balls cut off, Ibanez? You could have had them pulled off in an accident. :blink:

Oh, it's not as simple as that, blackhawkrush. 73 knows all! He'd see through such a cheap trick. What we do to ourselves, we do to him. Edited by IbanezJem
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Well, there you are, dear Ibanez. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic. :hotdog:

No, no! It is a sign that we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids, Ibanez and Citizen, in that bag. :yay:

How about a nice vanilla sponge?

I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

No, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days

Well, that's the mission - now here's the method. Citizen will lull the enemy into a false sense of security by giving them large quantities of money, a good home, and a steady job. Then, when they're upstairs with the wife, blackhawkrush will hurl himself at the secret documents, destroying them and himself.

I don't think there's a punchline scheduled, is there? Where are we? Page 439? No, page 440. Oh, here we are. Oh! Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. :LOL:

It's not a proper sketch without a proper punchline. I mean I don't know much about anything, I'm stupid. I'm muggins. Nobody cares what I think. I'm always the one that has to do everything. Nobody cares about me. Well I'm going to have a lot of bloody babies and they can bloody well care about me.

Take IbanezJem into the Fetus Frightening room

Couldn't you have your balls cut off, Ibanez? You could have had them pulled off in an accident. :blink:

Oh, it's not as simple as that, blackhawkrush. 73 knows all! He'd see through such a cheap trick. What we do to ourselves, we do to him.

73 has held Bristols -- that's not a result, that's just a bit of gossip
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