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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

The RF would like to apologize for the constant repetition in this thread.
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops: Edited by blackhawkrush
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

there's no time to lose
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

there's no time to lose

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge. :fuckwithadmin:
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

there's no time to lose

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge. :fuckwithadmin:

'Please fondle my bum'
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

there's no time to lose

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge. :fuckwithadmin:

'Please fondle my bum'

Mr. Frampton, will you take your trousers down? :popcorn:
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

there's no time to lose

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge. :fuckwithadmin:

'Please fondle my bum'

Mr. Frampton, will you take your trousers down? :popcorn:

I got thirty bob for the trousers!

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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

there's no time to lose

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge. :fuckwithadmin:

'Please fondle my bum'

Mr. Frampton, will you take your trousers down? :popcorn:

I got thirty bob for the trousers!

Are they going to be unobtainable throughout the Universe or merely on Algon itself? :unsure:
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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

there's no time to lose

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge. :fuckwithadmin:

'Please fondle my bum'

Mr. Frampton, will you take your trousers down? :popcorn:

I got thirty bob for the trousers!

Are they going to be unobtainable throughout the Universe or merely on Algon itself? :unsure:

Every single man Jack of them. Not a single one of them in an unsold state. Good morning.

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Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off... :outtahere:

After all we've done for him...Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: :pussy:

Well, ..... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ;)

Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.

No...I suppose they've...got to draw the line somewhere... :yes:

That's a very silly line

I did it very quickly...your honour...sir...sir. :blush:

and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

These fanatical thieves under the leadership of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Miss Johnson off guard for one brief but fatal moment :bang bang: :cheerleader: and destroyed her. :oops:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

He has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. :kisshug:

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

there's no time to lose

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge. :fuckwithadmin:

'Please fondle my bum'

Mr. Frampton, will you take your trousers down? :popcorn:

I got thirty bob for the trousers!

Are they going to be unobtainable throughout the Universe or merely on Algon itself? :unsure:

Every single man Jack of them. Not a single one of them in an unsold state. Good morning.

Tell me, why did you say "good morning" when you know perfectly well that it's afternoon? :blink:
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Good afternoon, sir. And how are we today?

Oh, I've had such a morning in the High Court. I could stamp my little feet the way those QC's carry on... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa.

Reads it. :blah: Expedition superb. :smoke: Weather excellent. :sundog: Everything wonderful. :atickhum:
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