blackhawkrush Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I'd like to get my fingers around thoseLook, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs. And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... :boohoo: Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows.Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums. You'd better take the bloody lupin too.I don't much like the tone of your voice. :bang bang:Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we?Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica...and we are having a little heart-to-heart. Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. :oThis is Mr. Death. Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling. :martini:A pint of crème de menthe for my friend.Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches" on the settee." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I'd like to get my fingers around thoseLook, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs. And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... :boohoo: Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows.Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums. You'd better take the bloody lupin too.I don't much like the tone of your voice. :bang bang:Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we?Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica...and we are having a little heart-to-heart. Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. :oThis is Mr. Death. Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling. :martini:A pint of crème de menthe for my friend.Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches" on the settee." Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0007.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I'd like to get my fingers around thoseLook, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs. And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... :boohoo: Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows.Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums. You'd better take the bloody lupin too.I don't much like the tone of your voice. :bang bang:Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we?Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica...and we are having a little heart-to-heart. Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. :oThis is Mr. Death. Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling. :martini:A pint of crème de menthe for my friend.Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches" on the settee." Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0007.gifI use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 I'd like to get my fingers around thoseLook, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs. And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... :boohoo: Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows.Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums. You'd better take the bloody lupin too.I don't much like the tone of your voice. :bang bang:Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we?Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica...and we are having a little heart-to-heart. Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. :oThis is Mr. Death. Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling. :martini:A pint of crème de menthe for my friend.Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches" on the settee." Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0007.gifI use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:Or Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I'd like to get my fingers around thoseLook, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs. And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... :boohoo: Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows.Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums. You'd better take the bloody lupin too.I don't much like the tone of your voice. :bang bang:Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we?Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica...and we are having a little heart-to-heart. Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. :oThis is Mr. Death. Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling. :martini:A pint of crème de menthe for my friend.Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches" on the settee." Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0007.gifI use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:Or Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin!Remember what happened to Nigel...Orthodontic Jake gave him a gelignite mouth wash. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0233.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I'd like to get my fingers around thoseLook, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs. And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... :boohoo: Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows.Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums. You'd better take the bloody lupin too.I don't much like the tone of your voice. :bang bang:Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we?Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica...and we are having a little heart-to-heart. Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. :oThis is Mr. Death. Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling. :martini:A pint of crème de menthe for my friend.Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches" on the settee." Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0007.gifI use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:Or Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin!Remember what happened to Nigel...Orthodontic Jake gave him a gelignite mouth wash. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0233.gifHis head was about the same size as that of an extremely large dog, that is to say, two very small dogs, or four very large hamsters. :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 I'd like to get my fingers around thoseLook, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs. And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... :boohoo: Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows.Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums. You'd better take the bloody lupin too.I don't much like the tone of your voice. :bang bang:Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we?Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica...and we are having a little heart-to-heart. Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. :oThis is Mr. Death. Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling. :martini:A pint of crème de menthe for my friend.Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches" on the settee." Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0007.gifI use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cheerleader: :cheerleader:Or Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin!Remember what happened to Nigel...Orthodontic Jake gave him a gelignite mouth wash. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0233.gifHis head was about the same size as that of an extremely large dog, that is to say, two very small dogs, or four very large hamsters. :oYour mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'. They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan.It's from the Kremlin! The Central Committee! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan.It's from the Kremlin! The Central Committee!there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany, but we've settled instead for a dramatization of the first heart transplant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan.It's from the Kremlin! The Central Committee!there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany, but we've settled instead for a dramatization of the first heart transplant.Ooh! We forgot the anesthetic! :bang bang: Edited March 15, 2017 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan.It's from the Kremlin! The Central Committee!there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany, but we've settled instead for a dramatization of the first heart transplant.Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan.It's from the Kremlin! The Central Committee!there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany, but we've settled instead for a dramatization of the first heart transplant.Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slitEr, she just fell on...on to the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan.It's from the Kremlin! The Central Committee!there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany, but we've settled instead for a dramatization of the first heart transplant.Ooh! We forgot the anesthetic! :bang bang: it's all a mistake. It's a real pain in the sphincter! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan.It's from the Kremlin! The Central Committee!there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany, but we've settled instead for a dramatization of the first heart transplant.Ooh! We forgot the anesthetic! :bang bang: it's all a mistake. It's a real pain in the sphincter!Mr. Frampton, will you take your trousers down? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 The Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. There is only me, sir. Where's all the others, then?They must have crawled through here, and made their escape through 'Soft Toys'.They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.just us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to......put more things on top of other things. :drool:The on-site building techniques involve the construction of twelve-foot walling blocks by a crowd of farmhands from 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles' supervised by the genial landlady, Mrs Jupp, from Samuel Butler's 'Way of All Flesh'.Well, at least the poet's been installed, then. Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?I'm right on my uppers.I can pay you backWhen this postal order comes from Australia.Honestly.Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.Love, Ewan.It's from the Kremlin! The Central Committee!there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany, but we've settled instead for a dramatization of the first heart transplant.Ooh! We forgot the anesthetic! :bang bang: it's all a mistake. It's a real pain in the sphincter!Mr. Frampton, will you take your trousers down? It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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