blackhawkrush Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should wantAh, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank meOh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontinentia Buttocks. Edited March 20, 2019 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on! Edited March 20, 2019 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inchBlimey, whatever did I give the wife? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inchBlimey, whatever did I give the wife? Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inchBlimey, whatever did I give the wife? Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inchBlimey, whatever did I give the wife? Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition of Blood, Death, War, Devastation and Horror. And later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we have a man who speaks entirely in anagrams. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inchBlimey, whatever did I give the wife? Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition of Blood, Death, War, Devastation and Horror. And later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we have a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inchBlimey, whatever did I give the wife? Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition of Blood, Death, War, Devastation and Horror. And later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we have a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy.Your wife interested in photographs? Photographs, "he asked him knowingly". ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course? No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone.. Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris! You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inchBlimey, whatever did I give the wife? Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition of Blood, Death, War, Devastation and Horror. And later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we have a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy.Your wife interested in photographs? Photographs, "he asked him knowingly". ;)photographing royalty on the loo, averting World War Three - can't be bad - and, er learning to read 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world. Edited March 24, 2019 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :drool:The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :drool:The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackhawkrush Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :drool:The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :drool:The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me. :drool:You have green, scaly skin and a series of yellow underbellies running down your tail... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :drool:The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me. :drool:You have green, scaly skin and a series of yellow underbellies running down your tail...I use Rancid Polecat number two. It keeps my skin nice and scaly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :drool:The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me. :drool:You have green, scaly skin and a series of yellow underbellies running down your tail...I use Rancid Polecat number two. It keeps my skin nice and scaly.Erm... that sounds good. Anyway just have a look... take your time. Oh, err... by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you ... err.. get me another one? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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