blackhawkrush Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums...then arrange them nicely in a vaseI call upon our Staffordshire delegate to explain this weird behavior. They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why.We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. Well it's something to do isn't it? :codger:next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmonyWell, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.I agree with everything Mr. Gumby says. :ebert: :ebert: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.With me is Norman St John Your_Lion, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Your_Lion, why do you contradict people? It is in fact a sort of in-joke with us lads here at TRF. I think the last speaker should have checked his facts before making his own rash complaint.Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it againOh, I've forgotten what I said now. Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, master of the universe, protector of the meek. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums...then arrange them nicely in a vaseI call upon our Staffordshire delegate to explain this weird behavior. They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why.We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. Well it's something to do isn't it? :codger:next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmonyWell, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.I agree with everything Mr. Gumby says. :ebert: :ebert: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.With me is Norman St John Your_Lion, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Your_Lion, why do you contradict people? It is in fact a sort of in-joke with us lads here at TRF. I think the last speaker should have checked his facts before making his own rash complaint.Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it againOh, I've forgotten what I said now. Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, master of the universe, protector of the meek. Oh, it's the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 7, 2017 Author Share Posted September 7, 2017 Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums...then arrange them nicely in a vaseI call upon our Staffordshire delegate to explain this weird behavior. They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why.We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. Well it's something to do isn't it? :codger:next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmonyWell, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.I agree with everything Mr. Gumby says. :ebert: :ebert: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.With me is Norman St John Your_Lion, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Your_Lion, why do you contradict people? It is in fact a sort of in-joke with us lads here at TRF. I think the last speaker should have checked his facts before making his own rash complaint.Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it againOh, I've forgotten what I said now. Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, master of the universe, protector of the meek. Oh, it's the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums...then arrange them nicely in a vaseI call upon our Staffordshire delegate to explain this weird behavior. They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why.We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. Well it's something to do isn't it? :codger:next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmonyWell, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.I agree with everything Mr. Gumby says. :ebert: :ebert: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.With me is Norman St John Your_Lion, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Your_Lion, why do you contradict people? It is in fact a sort of in-joke with us lads here at TRF. I think the last speaker should have checked his facts before making his own rash complaint.Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it againOh, I've forgotten what I said now. Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, master of the universe, protector of the meek. Oh, it's the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'When I get an order for 48,000,000 I believe it. You bet I believe it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums...then arrange them nicely in a vaseI call upon our Staffordshire delegate to explain this weird behavior. They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why.We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. Well it's something to do isn't it? :codger:next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmonyWell, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.I agree with everything Mr. Gumby says. :ebert: :ebert: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.With me is Norman St John Your_Lion, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Your_Lion, why do you contradict people? It is in fact a sort of in-joke with us lads here at TRF. I think the last speaker should have checked his facts before making his own rash complaint.Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it againOh, I've forgotten what I said now. Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, master of the universe, protector of the meek. Oh, it's the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'When I get an order for 48,000,000 I believe it. You bet I believe it.Three years ago he concerned himself with quite small sums - quick bits of ready cash: sixpences, shillings, but more recently he has turned his extraordinary literary perception to much larger sums 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 8, 2017 Author Share Posted September 8, 2017 Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums...then arrange them nicely in a vaseI call upon our Staffordshire delegate to explain this weird behavior. They do this over four hundred times a day. Nobody knows why.We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. Well it's something to do isn't it? :codger:next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmonyWell, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.I agree with everything Mr. Gumby says. :ebert: :ebert: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.With me is Norman St John Your_Lion, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Your_Lion, why do you contradict people? It is in fact a sort of in-joke with us lads here at TRF. I think the last speaker should have checked his facts before making his own rash complaint.Ha, ha, ha, very good. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it againOh, I've forgotten what I said now. Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, master of the universe, protector of the meek. Oh, it's the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'When I get an order for 48,000,000 I believe it. You bet I believe it.Three years ago he concerned himself with quite small sums - quick bits of ready cash: sixpences, shillings, but more recently he has turned his extraordinary literary perception to much larger sumsI don't want Scottish money. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 11, 2017 Author Share Posted September 11, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share Posted September 12, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :(as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :(as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.Is that "We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :(as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.Is that "We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?" Oooo, Ah like a nice tune, 'yer forced to! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :(as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.Is that "We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?" Oooo, Ah like a nice tune, 'yer forced to!I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 15, 2017 Author Share Posted September 15, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :(as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.Is that "We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?" Oooo, Ah like a nice tune, 'yer forced to!I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :(as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.Is that "We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?" Oooo, Ah like a nice tune, 'yer forced to!I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand pianoCitizen leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land Vancouver. ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :(as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.Is that "We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?" Oooo, Ah like a nice tune, 'yer forced to!I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand pianoCitizen leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land Vancouver. ;)While precious time was being lost in Canada, the seconds were ticking away for the free world... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything... :crazy:Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without... I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. :oHe spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'.What a funny little chap. He's one of the lucky ones. He survived the urban upheaval of the thirties and forties. :ebert:and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladiesHe noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly he ignored it and a year later died of gangrene. No he's not completely dead m'lud. No. But he's not at all well.Triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries. :(as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.Is that "We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?" Oooo, Ah like a nice tune, 'yer forced to!I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand pianoCitizen leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land Vancouver. ;)While precious time was being lost in Canada, the seconds were ticking away for the free world... Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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