blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutesBut it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.Miserable Fat Belgian BastardsShort men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anythingHow about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:After five years they give me a brush...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra: :musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:A lovely song, Duckie.Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutesBut it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.Miserable Fat Belgian BastardsShort men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anythingHow about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:After five years they give me a brush...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra: :musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:A lovely song, Duckie.Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutesBut it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.Miserable Fat Belgian BastardsShort men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anythingHow about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:After five years they give me a brush...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra: :musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:A lovely song, Duckie.Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 20, 2017 Author Share Posted July 20, 2017 Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutesBut it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.Miserable Fat Belgian BastardsShort men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anythingHow about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:After five years they give me a brush...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra: :musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:A lovely song, Duckie.Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. Yes, a poet is essential for complete thread comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutesBut it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.Miserable Fat Belgian BastardsShort men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anythingHow about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:After five years they give me a brush...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra: :musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:A lovely song, Duckie.Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. Yes, a poet is essential for complete thread comfort, and all-year round reliability at low costEight thousand million billion pounds? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 20, 2017 Author Share Posted July 20, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 21, 2017 Author Share Posted July 21, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share Posted July 24, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share Posted July 24, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 25, 2017 Author Share Posted July 25, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit :rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 25, 2017 Author Share Posted July 25, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit :rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit :rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front doorEr, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 26, 2017 Author Share Posted July 26, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit :rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front doorEr, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:Hallo. Paris 621036 please and make it snappy, buster... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit :rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front doorEr, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:Hallo. Paris 621036 please and make it snappy, buster...That's not my name. It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 (edited) Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit :rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front doorEr, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:Hallo. Paris 621036 please and make it snappy, buster...That's not my name. It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.Oh perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake... you see, this wasn't a Hunalyser... it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. Take him away, Beryl! :D Edited July 26, 2017 by Your_Lion 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Oooh! It was a bargain. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.I married a cake...chocky cake. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gifblimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thoughtTwo ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit :rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front doorEr, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:Hallo. Paris 621036 please and make it snappy, buster...That's not my name. It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.Oh perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake... you see, this wasn't a Hunalyser... it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. Take him away, Beryl! :DCurse you, Inspector Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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