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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

6.7, 7.8, 8.9, 8.7. You got very good marks. :ebert:
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

6.7, 7.8, 8.9, 8.7. You got very good marks. :ebert:

Good! good? What do you know about it?
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

6.7, 7.8, 8.9, 8.7. You got very good marks. :ebert:

Good! good? What do you know about it?

Oh shut up, long nose or we'll close the bar. :bang bang: :macallan:
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

6.7, 7.8, 8.9, 8.7. You got very good marks. :ebert:

Good! good? What do you know about it?

Oh shut up, long nose or we'll close the bar. :bang bang: :macallan:

This nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene and your own hooter's a beaut.
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

6.7, 7.8, 8.9, 8.7. You got very good marks. :ebert:

Good! good? What do you know about it?

Oh shut up, long nose or we'll close the bar. :bang bang: :macallan:

This nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene and your own hooter's a beaut.

My dog has no nose
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

6.7, 7.8, 8.9, 8.7. You got very good marks. :ebert:

Good! good? What do you know about it?

Oh shut up, long nose or we'll close the bar. :bang bang: :macallan:

This nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene and your own hooter's a beaut.

My dog has no nose

And I functioned! D'you hear? I really worked! :cool:
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

6.7, 7.8, 8.9, 8.7. You got very good marks. :ebert:

Good! good? What do you know about it?

Oh shut up, long nose or we'll close the bar. :bang bang: :macallan:

This nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene and your own hooter's a beaut.

My dog has no nose

And I functioned! D'you hear? I really worked! :cool:

Blackhawkrush had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.
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No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M., Mrs. S.C.U.M. :hug2:

It's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit :wub:

Well that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on.

well, I mean it's (a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0060.gif

No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Superintendent Parrot ate one of those. :doh:

Probably pining for the fjords.

We have an industrial re-investment rate of 14% and girls with massive knockers. :ebert:

I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight to Luton. :whipgirl:

I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden?

Oh, we don't fly to America. :bitchslap: Oh, the American flight...er, on the plane...oh yes, oh we do that, all right.

Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

6.7, 7.8, 8.9, 8.7. You got very good marks. :ebert:

Good! good? What do you know about it?

Oh shut up, long nose or we'll close the bar. :bang bang: :macallan:

This nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene and your own hooter's a beaut.

My dog has no nose

And I functioned! D'you hear? I really worked! :cool:

Blackhawkrush had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.

Well, the head's on OK. But there's still a left arm missing. :hi:
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I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs.

I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing. :tsk:
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I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs.

I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing. :tsk:

No murder?...I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. :no:
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I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs.

I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing. :tsk:

No murder?...I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. :no:

No... no ... not a murder... no what's like a murder but begins with B?
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I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs.

I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing. :tsk:

No murder?...I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. :no:

No... no ... not a murder... no what's like a murder but begins with B?

Bring out your dead? :unsure:
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I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs.

I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing. :tsk:

No murder?...I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. :no:

No... no ... not a murder... no what's like a murder but begins with B?

Bring out your dead? :unsure:

Ah well, this is your free dead Indian, as advertised.
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I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs.

I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing. :tsk:

No murder?...I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. :no:

No... no ... not a murder... no what's like a murder but begins with B?

Bring out your dead? :unsure:

Ah well, this is your free dead Indian, as advertised.

When Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee
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