Lost In Xanadu Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 We don't usually pick up hitchhikers. But I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up, partner!MOCK.... ING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 BIRD! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart? No. It was a girl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I couldn't help noticing the accent.You from Jersey? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I couldn't help noticing the accent.You from Jersey?Austria?! ...Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I couldn't help noticing the accent.You from Jersey?Austria?! ...Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Guess I won't be going 'Down Under' tonight… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Harry Dunne: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.Mary Swanson: Really? That's weird.Harry Dunne: Yeah, we called it a bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 They're driving an '84... Sheepdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Nicholas Andre: What is this? What is this? Where's all the money?Lloyd Christmas: That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Boy this party really died. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 How the hell did they know that I got gas? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I don't mean to be harsh, Harry, but let's face it, you are one pathetic loser. No offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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