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A meal with bumps what can he mean?

It may taste good, but sounds obscene.

Can it be eaten with knife and fork,

and served with wine you can uncork?

 

Should one slurp it, nibble or bite,

or maybe chewing might be right?

Whatever this equestrian delight,

I think I've lost my appetite!

 

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QUOTE (Tattieboggle @ Oct 20 2004, 02:33 PM)
A meal with bumps what can he mean?
It may taste good, but sounds obscene.
Can it be eaten with knife and fork,
and served with wine you can uncork?

Should one slurp it, nibble or bite,
or maybe chewing might be right?
Whatever this equestrian delight,
I think I've lost my appetite!

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applaudit.gif Bravo! Well done my friend common001.gif You've finally made your way onto our lovely little poetry board! applaudit.gif

 

now look, it's a dancing chicken --------> chickendance.gif

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QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Oct 21 2004, 03:38 PM)
Ode to a Yanks fan

I woke up today feeling cranky
My team last night was stanky
Please dear pass me a hanky
The team costs more than the US banky
Boy it sucks to be a New York Yankee

Oh Barney, Barney my melancholy friend

Tis truly sorry, sorry I am

For you see, I cannot feel much remorse

At this latest display, and sad discourse

 

For you see, from Boston I am

And, yes, perchance, a Red Sox fan wink.gif

I hope this will not sour our growing friendship

For tis glad I am they won the championship chickendance.gif

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Barney you have my sympathy

supporting losing teams is nothing new to me.

In Gaelic Football I support Donegal,

whose championship hopes each year hit a wall.

 

In hurling I back Waterford, a source of great mirth

when they're beaten by Kilkenny, county of my birth.

In soccer I support Finn Harps, they're causing a commotion,

'cause it looks like this year they're finally in line for promotion.

 

Now I know you'll draw a blank when these sporting names you see,

they mean about as much to you as baseball means to me.

But Barney, take heart from my tale, in your heart show no fear,

the Red Sox may be down for now, but they'll be back next year.

 

 

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Oh but you see my dear Rush friends,

How you interpret my poem it depends,

You see I am a loyal Blue Jays fan,

Though we haven't won in a ten year span,

 

Dedicating a poem to them is what I choose,

However happy I am to see them lose,

I am so bored now, don't you see,

That's 'cause I miss my, babe AGP,

 

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The Toronto Blue Jays, 1992, 1993 World Champions

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Yo I can't believe how slow it's been

If you're dirty why not come clean?

What did you do this weekend,

I downloaded boots to no end

Though I'm new I'm a fast learner

Thank God for my DVD Burner

My connection has been very slow

but soon I'll have every Rush show

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QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Oct 25 2004, 10:05 AM)
Yo I can't believe how slow it's been
If you're dirty why not come clean?
What did you do this weekend,
I downloaded boots to no end
Though I'm new I'm a fast learner
Thank God for my DVD Burner
My connection has been very slow
but soon I'll have every Rush show

So I must assume, Barney_rebel

That a Hub Member you have become

And I must forewarn you of the level

of the addiction that is to come rofl3.gif

 

It will start with just a few you see

but then you will want just a few more

then those few will grow to many

and those many too many to store!

 

So before you become to deeply immersed

In this wondrous thing we call bootlegging

Do yourself something benefitly generous

Get a big hard drive, or space u'll be begging!

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Oct 29 2004, 08:19 PM)
One of my more obscure efforts -


Barren by eel, riverside thus
a rat's chin mole.
All slag Pa, rank romeo.

Ask male - dine - die,
a sheer hint,
cards anathama.

Inspired by www.wordsmith.org

unsure.gif ehh, I dont get it.... confused13.gif

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Oct 31 2004, 10:58 AM)
wordsmith.org is an anagram generator -

The whole poem is made up of anagrams of forum members (including yourself!!!!)

You should have no problem getting the first one wub.gif

Oh I GOT the first first alright!

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Nov 1 2004, 03:38 AM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Nov 1 2004, 08:14 AM)
I guess I am All slag Pa?  I think I like Alsgalpal better... laugh.gif

It could be worse - at least you're not

 

Ask male - dine - die,

 

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laugh.gif I went to that site last night, and did a whole bunch of names, and lauhged my hiney off.... Great fun if you are really really bored, and have a strange sense of humor like me... laugh.gif

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QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ Oct 25 2004, 07:24 AM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Oct 25 2004, 10:05 AM)
Yo I can't believe how slow it's been
If you're dirty why not come clean?
What did you do this weekend,
I downloaded boots to no end
Though I'm new I'm a fast learner
Thank God for my DVD Burner
My connection has been very slow
but soon I'll have every Rush show

So I must assume, Barney_rebel

That a Hub Member you have become

And I must forewarn you of the level

of the addiction that is to come rofl3.gif

 

It will start with just a few you see

but then you will want just a few more

then those few will grow to many

and those many too many to store!

 

So before you become to deeply immersed

In this wondrous thing we call bootlegging

Do yourself something benefitly generous

Get a big hard drive, or space u'll be begging!

soooooooo true! trink36.gif

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Yo peeps -

how ya'll doing today?

I look outside and all I see is grey

I want to not sit here but go play

I just want to pass the time of day

home is where I would stay

my bed is where I would lay

if it were up to me -

it'd be that way

 

Word - drops da mic

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QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Nov 4 2004, 12:33 PM)
Yo peeps -
how ya'll doing today?
I look outside and all I see is grey
I want to not sit here but go play
I just want to pass the time of day
home is where I would stay
my bed is where I would lay
if it were up to me -
it'd be that way

Word - drops da mic

yo dude, i totally hear that!

woke up this morning,

wanted to stay in bed like my cat

events of the day made me crawl outta bed

rhythm of life pounding echoes thru my head

cant stand all this confusion

all these things i have to do

what the hell? im unemployed!

now i have all this stuff to go thru!

oh well, i guess i should get started on my day

so i'll quit this semi-rap cause im no good at it anyway

 

peace out

 

 

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