Good,bad,andrush Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I've heard it, and I have it on vinyl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Union 5-3992 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I was makin fun of hipster before it was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He bit the pizza before it was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Who was the first hipster? You've probably never heard of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 A hipster walks into a bar that you've never heard of before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 What is a hipster, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Union 5-3992 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz90gzKbwC1r7zct3o1_500.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/funny-hipster-glasses-mustache.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/022011/small_hipster%20bear%20grylls.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Hipster: Someone so hip, they can't see over their own pelvis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 If a hipster falls in a forest, you'll probably ever hear about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Aug 3 2012, 07:35 PM)Essentially, dudes who dress ironically (I live in the third hottest city in the US, and there is a dude here who wears scarves and vintage jackets during summer where the temperature hits 109 regularly) http://www.mamieyoung.com/dailydawdle/Hipster-Kitty-87-DEGREES-LET-ME-GET-MY-SCARF.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 http://static.pokato.net/2011-09-08-16-42-49642522833.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 06:48 PM) http://static.pokato.net/2011-09-08-16-42-49642522833.jpg That's hilarious Are we proggers a subgenre of hipsters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadoood Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I've been buttin heads with these type of self riteous ass holes for 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadoood Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Aug 3 2012, 06:59 PM) QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 06:48 PM) http://static.pokato.net/2011-09-08-16-42-49642522833.jpg That's hilarious Are we proggers a subgenre of hipsters? I would say no. From my experience, hipsters despise Prog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (Xanadoood @ Aug 3 2012, 08:23 PM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Aug 3 2012, 06:59 PM) QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 06:48 PM) http://static.pokato.net/2011-09-08-16-42-49642522833.jpg That's hilarious Are we proggers a subgenre of hipsters? I would say no. From my experience, hipsters despise Prog. I've been to a few hipster record stores and they pretty much just sell indie folk stuff. Edited August 4, 2012 by ColdFireYYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarizeMe Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 07:32 PM)QUOTE (Xanadoood @ Aug 3 2012, 08:23 PM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Aug 3 2012, 06:59 PM) QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 06:48 PM) http://static.pokato.net/2011-09-08-16-42-49642522833.jpg That's hilarious Are we proggers a subgenre of hipsters? I would say no. From my experience, hipsters despise Prog. I've been to a few hipster record stores and they pretty much just sell indie folk stuff. Yeah, the closest thing to prog that hipsters like (at least in my area) is Pink Floyd. My sister told me once about some hipster at the art school she goes to who said that he used to like Rush but then he "discovered real music". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 QUOTE (PolarizeMe @ Aug 3 2012, 07:58 PM) QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 07:32 PM)QUOTE (Xanadoood @ Aug 3 2012, 08:23 PM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Aug 3 2012, 06:59 PM) QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 06:48 PM) http://static.pokato.net/2011-09-08-16-42-49642522833.jpg That's hilarious Are we proggers a subgenre of hipsters? I would say no. From my experience, hipsters despise Prog. I've been to a few hipster record stores and they pretty much just sell indie folk stuff. Yeah, the closest thing to prog that hipsters like (at least in my area) is Pink Floyd. My sister told me once about some hipster at the art school she goes to who said that he used to like Rush but then he "discovered real music". I've been told exactly four times by hipsters that the Floyd is too mainstream. Hmm, maybe, but what the hell? I bet they're never actually listened to any albums outside of The Wall and Dark Side. Floyd is amazing. Also, one hipster told me Tool is too mainstream. God. These guys can suck it. I just think it's funny because as a progger, people mistake me for a hipster "oh so you like underground music, like indie or whatever?" "and you like Scandinavian bands and stuffs? Oh dude that's like...so totally hipster." Maybe it's my beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 Well, Radiohead tends to be famous among both proggers and hipsters, and I really enjoy quite a lot of their material. Their worst still sounds all-right to good to me. But it's funny because Radiohead is kinda mainstream, yet hipsters love them. Also, my brother watches this show called MyMusic, about a company run by a hipster who has people of different musical tastes working for him. When he talks to the metal guy, the hipster says, "wanna go out for drinks? We both like Mastodon, right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster This is hilarious because of the amount of detail and truth. Didn't read it all though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) Not to get political but I hate how hipsters preach that corporations are evil yet most of them shop at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. (edited to fix spelling) Edited August 4, 2012 by ColdFireYYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 10:01 PM) Not to get political but I hate how hipster preach that corporations are evil yet most of them shop at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. Exactly. My ex-girlfriend was a hipster like hardcore, and I spent 129.99 buying her a fricking dress at Urban Outfitters. Evil indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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