Jeff_RushFan Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 As stated in my first post I use a wheelchair, due to this it's impossible for me to be able to get to the front of the stage for gigs due to health and safety which I fully appreciate and agree with. I just wish for once though that when items such as guitar picks/drum sticks etc are thrown from the front of the stage there are also random seats chosen from the wheelchair seats for some lucky fans to also be able to share in the good fortune! Basically I want a MONKEY, I'd look after it and treat it well, at no time would I chastise it if it were bad or spank it either To all those lucky enough to catch a monkey, well done and take good care of him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 QUOTE (Jeff_RushFan @ May 25 2011, 01:41 PM) As stated in my first post I use a wheelchair, due to this it's impossible for me to be able to get to the front of the stage for gigs due to health and safety which I fully appreciate and agree with. I just wish for once though that when items such as guitar picks/drum sticks etc are thrown from the front of the stage there are also random seats chosen from the wheelchair seats for some lucky fans to also be able to share in the good fortune! Basically I want a MONKEY, I'd look after it and treat it well, at no time would I chastise it if it were bad or spank it either To all those lucky enough to catch a monkey, well done and take good care of him/her. I have a monkey, she's called Susie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 They're a bugger to train......they poo in yer shoes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phlaaps Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 (edited) Believe it or not, my monkey WEARS my shoes. The cheeky bastard. Edited May 25, 2011 by phlaaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff_RushFan Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 Those damn Monkeys and their Main Monkey Business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosy Toes Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Well drumsticks certainly aren't thrown to the crowd. Peart deigns to give his bum-buddy some used sticks to give to the bird with the biggest norks in the front row. Being as I'm stacked like the Dutch Alps I missed out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I too would like a monkey..... Although, there are risks involved.... http://kyledepew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Monkeys-Attack-Car.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Well........Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me And My Monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodys hero Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I had a squirrel monkey growing up. My brother brought it back from his tour of Vietnam for my Mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughes&kettner Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 my monkey was bad, so i spanked him. about 1,000 times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earwig2112 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Cosy Toes, sorry to hear about your lack of swag. "Dutch Alps", that's a goodun. Take my advice, check list for next gig: 1: T Shirt with "Gimme Some Stick" legend 2: Pair of Falsies That'll do it. Either that or take a small child, reports of sticks being given to 10 year olds in front row at Newcastle. Very philanthropic. Trouble is, you'll have to prise them away from the 10 year old aftrewards and I wouldn't be brave enough to ask the time of day from a Geordie kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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